Joke of the day....
 

A guy gets shipwrecked on a small deserted island with none other than Jessica Alba. At first they're both terrified, but eventually pull together to gather food, build shelter, etc. He finds her to be a bit stuck up at first, but after a few weeks, she lets her guard down and becomes friendly. They are, after all, stranded alone together.

As the months pass, nature begins to take its course; they're lonely and they have no one else. One night it happens. And from that point forward, with little else to do on the island, they have sex on a continuous basis. Morning, afternoon, evening: sex, sex, sex, and more sex--every position he could dream of and some he had never heard of. He finds that she really cannot get enough. She's an animal.

After about a year of this, Jessica comes to him and says, "You know, we've been doing this for some time now, and I just wanted to ask you today: Is there anything else I can possibly do for you?"

After considering it, the man says, "Sure. Here put on all my clothes." She does so, a bit confused.

"Okay," she says.
"Go ahead and pull the hat down over your eyes," he tells her, "nice and low, like a man wears it." She does so.

"Now," the man says, "Can you talk to me in a low voice, real low and gruff?"
"Is this okay?" she asks. "Do I sound like a man?"

"Perfect," the man says. Then he leans over, taps her on the shoulder and says:


"Dude, you'll never believe this, but I'm banging Jessica Alba!"

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I found that to be funny as shit!

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thats funny everytime i hear it

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Good one :1orglaugh

awesome... HAHAHAHAHA!

hahahhaa nice :D :D :D

Thats a good one Art

I'll declare this a holiday if that's a plot from Jessica Alba's upcoming movie..

celebrity porn version of cast away :1orglaugh

lmao that was pretty sweet

Grog..that was kinda bad man

You are the winner... that's definitely the best joke of the week :thumbsup

Lol.. that was great!

not only does he wish to talk about it, Id like to see it.

Anyone else think he was going to shag her up the ass and say he'd always wanted to try gay sex....

I'll get my coat. :1orglaugh

ahaha. thanks.. i needed a good laugh

That's fucking hilarious!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

laughter is the best medicine, is it not? thanks for the laugh. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOL kinda old but still funny............and hot of course. :pimp

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I Love Jessica Alba!!! Here are some nice pics of her...enjoy!

http://www.cfox.com/shared/corus_con...a-0105-003.jpg

http://thebluesite.com/images/jessicaalba011.jpg

http://ajsb.blogs.friendster.com/index/images/hot_3.jpg

Jessica is damn hot on the pics.

i think i'd give my first born to tap that

i love that nice ass. :winkwink:

Damned true, if a little unimaginative.

They are hot pics.

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hehe, pretty good one.

haha funny