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Old 03-23-2006, 10:39 AM   #1
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Racist Joke: HOW THE JEWS GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

HOW THE JEWS GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said,
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shalt not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So he went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."

And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy
Father and Mother."

"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

So He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."

And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou shalt
not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments"

The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not
commit adultery."

"Not commit adultery? We're not interested.

He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" they said, "How much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."
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Old 03-23-2006, 10:42 AM   #2
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Old 03-23-2006, 10:49 AM   #3
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Old 03-23-2006, 10:50 AM   #4
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Haha, that's a good one
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Old 03-23-2006, 10:51 AM   #5
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lol... those crazy jews...
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Old 03-23-2006, 10:52 AM   #6
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hahahahahahaha
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Old 03-23-2006, 10:52 AM   #7
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yes racist, but still funny.
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Old 03-23-2006, 10:54 AM   #8
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Made me laugh.

and its only a little racist. Mexicans are not a race, Jews are not a race and the French LOST the race.
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Old 03-23-2006, 11:05 AM   #9
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I have one of the funniest Jew jokes of all time, but I don't know if I should post it here, since it might offend our Jewish friends.
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Old 03-23-2006, 11:10 AM   #10
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priceless! good joke
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Old 03-23-2006, 11:21 AM   #12
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Old 03-23-2006, 11:24 AM   #13
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hahahah nice one!
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Old 03-23-2006, 11:25 AM   #14
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Old 03-23-2006, 11:28 AM   #15
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Old 03-23-2006, 11:30 AM   #16
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LOLOL. Very funny!
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