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jlmthefiend · 03-22-2006, 02:33 PM

Yesterday, after having taken a dump at work, I wiped and all was well. While driving home from work, my ass really itched and I knew I had to get to the bathroom and do another wipe. Sitting in a fucking traffic jam didn't help matters either. By the time I got home, that BITCH of a wife was pissed about something and was acting like the total hahahaha that she is. So, I went up to the bedroom and took off her pillow case and wiped my ass with her pillow. Placed the pillow case back over it and put it on her side of the bed.
When she went to bed, looking like a fucking janitor, she turned her back to me and dozed off to sleep. She then turned at me and said "that fucking dog you love so much has shit in this room somewhere. It STINKS and I'm not putting up with it anymore. She got up and was looking under the bed for a dog turd. All over the room and she couldn't find one. Hops into bed and puts her head on the pillow. Again, she starts bitching that I smell like shit and to please get up and shower. I had to get up before I busted out laughing. Got into the shower just to humor her. Came back in and she now says she has to change the sheets because I made the room smell like shit. She changes the sheets and I grab the pillows and change the pillow cases, placing hers right back on her side. We get back into bed and she starts bitching about how I smell like shit. I told her if she didn't like the way I smell, to take her fucking pillow and go sleep in another room. Which she did. I hear her yelling in the other room that I made the WHOLE HOUSE smell like shit. I told her to just put her head on her pillow and shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep.
This morning she found the huge shit stain on her pillow and blamed it on the dog.

ready lube · 03-22-2006, 02:38 PM

hahaha now thats true love!

jjjay · 03-22-2006, 02:41 PM

too few paragraphs makes it very hard work to read.

jjjay · 03-22-2006, 02:42 PM

just realized, this isn't jimthefiend but some troll pretending to be him

practiceTITOISM · 03-22-2006, 03:07 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

d_train · 03-22-2006, 06:46 PM

you even take your shit on GFY

sniperwolf · 03-22-2006, 08:29 PM

lmao... that is so cruel

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-22-2006, 08:31 PM

That sounds very bad.

Spunky · 03-22-2006, 08:32 PM

Lol..that was cruel yet hilarious

tristan_D · 03-22-2006, 09:52 PM

I laughed at that, but then I felt guilty after wards

Downtime · 03-22-2006, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjay

too few paragraphs makes it very hard work to read.

haha you're missin much

reed_4 · 03-22-2006, 10:41 PM

Just wait on her revenge and she'll put a shit on your head.

EdgeXXX · 03-22-2006, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjay

just realized, this isn't jimthefiend but some troll pretending to be him

Yeah, it's amazing that these trolls are too stupid to copy the person's sig to make it more convincing.

rodney25 · 03-22-2006, 10:46 PM

Poor dog!

reynold · 03-23-2006, 12:21 AM

i suggest that you send your story Dave Chappel

alec · 03-23-2006, 12:57 AM

LOL Not bad for a copycat..

HerPimp · 03-23-2006, 01:07 AM

LOL your a funny guy

je_rome · 03-23-2006, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alec

LOL Not bad for a copycat..

that explains for the low post count

zigx · 03-23-2006, 01:16 AM

fucking awesome!!

wdsguy · 03-23-2006, 02:00 AM

damn thats cold.

Sexsitesurfer · 03-23-2006, 02:08 AM

In sickness and in health.... and dodgy odour moments!

It's what marriage is all about.

lilith_godess · 03-23-2006, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jlmthefiend

Yesterday, after having taken a dump at work, I wiped and all was well. While driving home from work, my ass really itched and I knew I had to get to the bathroom and do another wipe. Sitting in a fucking traffic jam didn't help matters either. By the time I got home, that BITCH of a wife was pissed about something and was acting like the total hahahaha that she is. So, I went up to the bedroom and took off her pillow case and wiped my ass with her pillow. Placed the pillow case back over it and put it on her side of the bed.
When she went to bed, looking like a fucking janitor, she turned her back to me and dozed off to sleep. She then turned at me and said "that fucking dog you love so much has shit in this room somewhere. It STINKS and I'm not putting up with it anymore. She got up and was looking under the bed for a dog turd. All over the room and she couldn't find one. Hops into bed and puts her head on the pillow. Again, she starts bitching that I smell like shit and to please get up and shower. I had to get up before I busted out laughing. Got into the shower just to humor her. Came back in and she now says she has to change the sheets because I made the room smell like shit. She changes the sheets and I grab the pillows and change the pillow cases, placing hers right back on her side. We get back into bed and she starts bitching about how I smell like shit. I told her if she didn't like the way I smell, to take her fucking pillow and go sleep in another room. Which she did. I hear her yelling in the other room that I made the WHOLE HOUSE smell like shit. I told her to just put her head on her pillow and shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep.
This morning she found the huge shit stain on her pillow and blamed it on the dog.

this is lame! GFY!

Bob_cougar · 03-23-2006, 02:52 AM

whew! that was a long a story.

i thought it was really jimthefiend until i saw the post count.

jimthefiend · 03-23-2006, 02:57 AM

How this little ape got away with starting 18 threads in 3 hours the other day is beyond me.

Think I'll do the same today.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...earchid=464024

everestcash · 03-23-2006, 04:14 AM

that is funny

potter · 03-23-2006, 04:19 AM

good story for a troll..

maxxx_fucktor · 03-23-2006, 05:21 AM

Do a blog about it and let your wife read it.

VicJay · 03-23-2006, 05:56 AM

This is very cruel

You sick. I would never do that to my wife!

XX_RydeR · 03-23-2006, 05:59 AM

it is a pretty funny read though.

jim's gotta be really pissed though.

sltr · 03-23-2006, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjjay

just realized, this isn't jimthefiend but some troll pretending to be him

that's what makes it even funnier!

Vasago Reno · 03-23-2006, 08:14 AM

03-22-2006, 02:33 PM	#1
jlmthefiend So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 31	I have a confession to make Yesterday, after having taken a dump at work, I wiped and all was well. While driving home from work, my ass really itched and I knew I had to get to the bathroom and do another wipe. Sitting in a fucking traffic jam didn't help matters either. By the time I got home, that BITCH of a wife was pissed about something and was acting like the total hahahaha that she is. So, I went up to the bedroom and took off her pillow case and wiped my ass with her pillow. Placed the pillow case back over it and put it on her side of the bed. When she went to bed, looking like a fucking janitor, she turned her back to me and dozed off to sleep. She then turned at me and said "that fucking dog you love so much has shit in this room somewhere. It STINKS and I'm not putting up with it anymore. She got up and was looking under the bed for a dog turd. All over the room and she couldn't find one. Hops into bed and puts her head on the pillow. Again, she starts bitching that I smell like shit and to please get up and shower. I had to get up before I busted out laughing. Got into the shower just to humor her. Came back in and she now says she has to change the sheets because I made the room smell like shit. She changes the sheets and I grab the pillows and change the pillow cases, placing hers right back on her side. We get back into bed and she starts bitching about how I smell like shit. I told her if she didn't like the way I smell, to take her fucking pillow and go sleep in another room. Which she did. I hear her yelling in the other room that I made the WHOLE HOUSE smell like shit. I told her to just put her head on her pillow and shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep. This morning she found the huge shit stain on her pillow and blamed it on the dog.

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03-22-2006, 02:41 PM	#3
jjjay Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,813	too few paragraphs makes it very hard work to read.

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jjjay Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,813	just realized, this isn't jimthefiend but some troll pretending to be him

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Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	That sounds very bad.

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03-23-2006, 08:14 AM	#31
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