Noobs: How to succeed on GFY (and thus in the Adult industry). 10 easy rules. - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

woj · 07-24-2006, 08:20 AM

100..........

Juicy D. Links · 07-24-2006, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

you forgot to tell them to post the GFY official mascot

THE EMU

tASSy · 07-24-2006, 09:52 PM

post in my threads bitches! i love you jim!!!!

High Plains Drifter · 07-24-2006, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

6: If you purchase a new tv or car IMMEDIATELY start a thread with a picture of it. If you can't afford a new tv or car, rent one for a day.

Didn't you just post a thread about your new TV?

madawgz · 07-24-2006, 10:10 PM

best thread youve ever made jim

tenderobject · 07-24-2006, 10:13 PM

hahhaaha i fucking love this thread

butterflybucks · 07-24-2006, 10:14 PM

My name is not Ethan!

UtahSaints · 07-24-2006, 10:18 PM

yo.. check put my new TV

Damian_Maxcash · 07-24-2006, 10:20 PM

What is this - Some sort of nostalgia thread?

"When Jim Was Nice"

Perhaps from this we could see exactly when he crossed over to the dark side......

Sveindt Beindt · 07-28-2006, 07:47 PM

Some tning like that

MaddCaz · 07-28-2006, 07:48 PM

hehehe tthis never gets old

MaddCaz · 07-28-2006, 07:50 PM

Top Gun = homoeroticism

msan · 07-29-2006, 06:50 PM

This thread rocks!!! =)

Doctor Dre · 07-29-2006, 07:31 PM

I think that for the next 3 days, I'l do all of that... And I'l post wich rule # apply to every posts I do... see how my popularity gets higher !

Tdog · 07-29-2006, 07:36 PM

Great tools, I think I will work on some of them.

blood_burn · 07-30-2006, 08:25 AM

nice..lol!

Waveu6410 · 07-30-2006, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA

yo.. check put my new TV

damn that pic brought back memories of the benny hill, hee haw and hogans heroes days

milan · 07-30-2006, 08:54 AM

Sadly Jimthefriend is kind of right...

free4porn · 08-13-2006, 07:20 AM

You should say bump too

Satan · 08-13-2006, 07:25 AM

Very nice, the newbies will do great if they follow this

will76 · 08-25-2006, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

6: If you purchase a new tv or car IMMEDIATELY start a thread with a picture of it. If you can't afford a new tv or car, rent one for a day.
.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...25&postcount=1

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

42", just grabbed it Friday.

[img]http://www.********************/forum/uploads/post-2-1153052624.jpg[/img]

You Just Owned yourself

Thanks for the laughs Jimmie. that was.... Priceless (much like your land)

dodger21 · 08-29-2006, 04:04 PM

bump for a great fucking thread

minusonebit · 08-29-2006, 04:16 PM

Who dug this up?

ethan_james · 08-29-2006, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

1: Although you're certain that "Super Uber Pimp Daddy Pants" is actually a 19 year old surfer named "Ethan" you must treat him as though he is Hugh Hefner.

right party at my mansion tonight WOO WOO!

Barefootsies · 09-20-2006, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

1: Most important rule: Pucker up. Kiss as MUCH ass as you can. Be sure and post a "

" or "lol" in EVERY thread started by someone who either has a post count of 5k or higher, or joined before 2003. Although you're certain that "Super Uber Pimp Daddy Pants" is actually a 19 year old surfer named "Ethan" you must treat him as though he is Hugh Hefner. It's all about sucking on that post count titty. Be sure and act like every word that comes out of his mouth is pure genius, even though he is drunk and discussing the merits of the new "Rancid" cd.

2: This relates intimately to rule #1. Under NO circumstances should you EVER disagree with, or god forbid "call out" someone who meets the post count or join date criteria I just gave you; or who has the name of a "program" in front of their nick. Example: BukkakeBucksDave, or BloodyRectumCashBob. Remember: These people are by nature, cooler than you, try to ignore that fact that the AVERAGE affiliate manager is just a failed webmaster who kissed the right ass at a show once.

3: Never be the FIRST to tell a model that she looks like a low rent crack whore or tranny. Let one of the "top posters" initiate that. Once he or she does, by all means, jump on that bandwagon both feet first. The "Top poster" will love you for it, since most of them require constant stroking of their fragile egos. In fact, ANY "bandwagon" made available to you should be taken advantage of. See rule #1.

4: You MUST attend at least one show a year. Mortage your home if you have to, sell your children, whatever it takes. You simply are NOT "cool" until you've spent 10 grand on an open bar to get 47 idiots drunk. This also presents the opportunity to get those ALL IMPORTANT "event pics". Again, you aren't cool OR successful until you've made an appearance on FUBAR. Plus, this gives you a real life chance to follow rule #1. Make sure to remember some names. Dropping them in a thread will make you look fucking AWESOME. Example: "Hey Marvin, remember when I puked on you in that elevator at the Venetian?" etc.

5: Once a week, start each of these threads:

"Would you hit it? (pic)"
"Klik Whores suck!"
"Right now I am listening to:"
"George Bush is evil."
"Spam me with single girl sites."
"Good morning GFY."
"Epassporte fucked me again!!!11111"

Etc, etc. You get the point. Thread topics like these will allow you to post, while not offending the Elite with your temerity in starting a "business thread".

6: If you purchase a new tv or car IMMEDIATELY start a thread with a picture of it. If you can't afford a new tv or car, rent one for a day.

7: Everytime theres a new skin, start a thread with your opinion of it. I think theres a contest going on or something.

8: For obvious reasons; wether your a sig whore or not, try to get a post in on the first page of the following sorts of threads:

Every thread started by Lensman.
Any drama involving a major program.
Fansign request threads started by anyone whos ever been in Penthouse.
Threads started by Juicy or Ramos when they're hopped up.
Any thread started by Tassy.
Any thread started by Pimpdog with the word "Lensman" in the title.
Any thread started by Jimthefiend with the words "Arika" or "Mob Bucks" in the title.

These are some suggestions, I'm sure you can think of others.

9: Sell your sig as soon as you can. You aren't anywhere NEAR cool unless you have one, and you might as well make a few bucks.

10: Go back, read rule #1. Print it out. Stick it on your 'frig. It is the gospel you must live by if you are to succeed.

Thank you, I hope I've helped.

DeadFidel · 09-20-2006, 03:33 PM

I guess if it's a boring post day..you can always go back a month or two.
A fun read.

Barefootsies · 09-20-2006, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel

I guess if it's a boring post day..you can always go back a month or two.
A fun read.

Yeah I needed a good laugh, so I had to chuckle at the fiend classic.

Irrum · 09-20-2006, 04:55 PM

One of the funniest threads I have seen in a long time.

heywood · 09-20-2006, 04:57 PM

this is fuckin funny.

LOL

MegaPartnerJerry · 09-20-2006, 05:15 PM

nice, I just bought a new car

MegaPartnerJerry · 09-20-2006, 05:16 PM

I'm gonna start a thread!!! No seriously thanks for the infor

P.S. Seriously look for my thread I just bought a new car, I need advice

NCBNN · 09-20-2006, 05:19 PM

You should Hammer this into 2 Stones
And walk down some staires...
Would make an awezome picture

Star 69 · 09-20-2006, 05:20 PM

lol, that's a great thread!

reynold · 09-20-2006, 05:20 PM

As long as there are noobs, this post will never get old.

Prodigy · 09-21-2006, 05:31 AM

nice tips

eurabia · 09-21-2006, 11:42 AM

Thanks for the laugh man. You're prolly an average GFY retard but this was right on!

Dagwolf · 09-21-2006, 11:44 AM

Hahaha, now what?

...

Star 69 · 09-22-2006, 02:56 PM

51 and bump for the great thread ever!

BAKO · 10-18-2006, 08:27 PM

This Thread delivers

will76 · 10-18-2006, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWC-Bako

This Thread delivers

What is more funny is the person who posted all of this making fun of others basically described himself to a tee.

LondonBunny · 02-19-2007, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waveu6410

damn that pic brought back memories of the benny hill, hee haw and hogans heroes days

You should open a museum or something. The VCR is one of the kind. 30 kilos if I?m right. Carefully with this one, it might hurt your back if you'll try to lift it up.

TBrown · 02-19-2007, 06:29 AM

great thread! Now I know everything!

I love GFY! All the girls are like whoah! I hate Bush! lol lol !

HomerSimpson · 02-19-2007, 07:38 AM

sad/funny but true LOL

rotterdammer · 02-19-2007, 07:45 AM

These rules are common sense for me

E$_manager · 02-19-2007, 07:57 AM

Your rules make scence. ( i follow #1, you know)

E$_manager · 02-19-2007, 07:58 AM

Your rules make scence. ( i follow #1, you know)

4Man · 02-19-2007, 08:29 AM

Great rules......

Klen · 02-19-2007, 08:29 AM

Intresting how JTF compose over activity at gfy.The funny thing is,one of those instructions describe his actions completly.

will76 · 02-19-2007, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Intresting how JTF compose over activity at gfy.The funny thing is,one of those instructions describe his actions completly.

1 ? lol he does all of those things himself.

lot · 02-19-2007, 02:34 PM

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6: If you purchase a new tv or car IMMEDIATELY start a thread with a picture of it. If you can't afford a new tv or car, rent one for a day.

Just find a pic in internet

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