My police chase, capture, and Thai prison time... (no pics) - GoFuckYourself.com

kmanrox · 03-19-2006, 03:15 AM

FUCK ME! I was cruising down a 4 lane main road here in Bangkok and the police traffic cop sting was going down against motorcycle riders, I wasn't in the lefthand lane, so they ran out into the 3rd lane over and tried to get me to pull over.... I pretended I was going too fast so I couldnt stop where they wanted me to, once past them I floored it and figured I'd be home free..... BAM! Red light turns ahead of me and traffic jam gridlock happens... And fuck me if every major Thai intersection doesnt have a police substation/control booth under it. The traffic cop's bosses come running out, flag me to move my bike behind their booth.

Now, in America, I'm going to jail for evading police, and a whole bunch of other shit, right? This pig tells me I have to pay him $25 for not pulling over when police told me to. WHAT THE FUCK??? $25!!!! I know damn well the going bribe rate is $5!! So I break his balls, tell him I have no money, etc etc, and eventually end up paying $10.... Fucking twice the bribe money I should have!!

They got me good!!!

ahahaaahahahahaahaha NOT...

they got 0wn3d!! and can kiss my pearly white ass with that 10 bucks!

BAKO · 03-19-2006, 03:16 AM

i wish it was like that in LA

dbavaria · 03-19-2006, 03:26 AM

You just doubled that cops earnings this month

I bet he had a good day.

BrettJ · 03-19-2006, 03:28 AM

seattle is soo boring compared to your thai adventures

jscott · 03-19-2006, 03:33 AM

WTF man i wouldve been a little scared, if he asked me for $25 i'd have given him 30 lol

good job for you man

Manowar · 03-19-2006, 05:00 AM

kmanrox · 03-19-2006, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jscott

WTF man i wouldve been a little scared, if he asked me for $25 i'd have given him 30 lol

good job for you man

i used to get scared, now im used to it... i try to see how low I can get them to go, sometimes I get away for free if the cop is alone and doesnt speak engrish. ;-)

The Ghost · 03-19-2006, 05:05 AM

A good story is worth 400 baht

BabeHunter · 03-19-2006, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost

A good story is worth 400 baht

Actully it's around 380baht now

hehe

Lord Nelson · 03-19-2006, 05:18 AM

kman, any stories about being busted for pedophilia?

hova · 03-19-2006, 05:23 AM

you are my hero

The Ghost · 03-19-2006, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabeHunter

Actully it's around 380baht now

hehe

I know... it sucks.

Violetta · 03-19-2006, 05:30 AM

wtf? 10 bucks? that's like nothing

PixeLs · 03-19-2006, 07:26 PM

Looks like a fun day at the street of Bangkok..

Wiggles · 03-19-2006, 07:48 PM

other places would of beaten you to a pulp.

Sergio_AVAcash · 03-19-2006, 08:18 PM

Since the time I bought my new sports car it happent to me very often lol

nick1980 · 03-19-2006, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sergio_TeenBoysCocks

Since the time I bought my new sports car it happent to me very often lol

Do you consider it as a bad luck for your new car?

Jer · 03-19-2006, 08:38 PM

Hi kman

UtahSaints · 03-19-2006, 08:43 PM

I have done it in Bali... never got to meet the cop..

rodney25 · 03-19-2006, 09:15 PM

great job, man!

adultchica · 03-19-2006, 09:19 PM

haha I just decided to have respect for you now. Balls you have, and balls are sexy

reynold · 03-19-2006, 09:42 PM

just be thankful you arr not in america. i think cops there are a little lenient.

reed_4 · 03-20-2006, 12:27 AM

Dude, you are like James Bond.

SleazyDream · 03-20-2006, 12:33 AM

was the cop a tranny?

emthree · 03-20-2006, 12:46 AM

ROFL, funny story...
Bribe money was also $5 for me in South America.

03-19-2006, 03:15 AM	#1
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	My police chase, capture, and Thai prison time... (no pics) FUCK ME! I was cruising down a 4 lane main road here in Bangkok and the police traffic cop sting was going down against motorcycle riders, I wasn't in the lefthand lane, so they ran out into the 3rd lane over and tried to get me to pull over.... I pretended I was going too fast so I couldnt stop where they wanted me to, once past them I floored it and figured I'd be home free..... BAM! Red light turns ahead of me and traffic jam gridlock happens... And fuck me if every major Thai intersection doesnt have a police substation/control booth under it. The traffic cop's bosses come running out, flag me to move my bike behind their booth. Now, in America, I'm going to jail for evading police, and a whole bunch of other shit, right? This pig tells me I have to pay him $25 for not pulling over when police told me to. WHAT THE FUCK??? $25!!!! I know damn well the going bribe rate is $5!! So I break his balls, tell him I have no money, etc etc, and eventually end up paying $10.... Fucking twice the bribe money I should have!! They got me good!!! ahahaaahahahahaahaha NOT... they got 0wn3d!! and can kiss my pearly white ass with that 10 bucks!

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