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kmanrox · 03-19-2006, 03:15 AM

FUCK ME! I was cruising down a 4 lane main road here in Bangkok and the police traffic cop sting was going down against motorcycle riders, I wasn't in the lefthand lane, so they ran out into the 3rd lane over and tried to get me to pull over.... I pretended I was going too fast so I couldnt stop where they wanted me to, once past them I floored it and figured I'd be home free..... BAM! Red light turns ahead of me and traffic jam gridlock happens... And fuck me if every major Thai intersection doesnt have a police substation/control booth under it. The traffic cop's bosses come running out, flag me to move my bike behind their booth.

Now, in America, I'm going to jail for evading police, and a whole bunch of other shit, right? This pig tells me I have to pay him $25 for not pulling over when police told me to. WHAT THE FUCK??? $25!!!! I know damn well the going bribe rate is $5!! So I break his balls, tell him I have no money, etc etc, and eventually end up paying $10.... Fucking twice the bribe money I should have!!

They got me good!!!

ahahaaahahahahaahaha NOT...

they got 0wn3d!! and can kiss my pearly white ass with that 10 bucks!

03-19-2006, 03:15 AM
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	My police chase, capture, and Thai prison time... (no pics) FUCK ME! I was cruising down a 4 lane main road here in Bangkok and the police traffic cop sting was going down against motorcycle riders, I wasn't in the lefthand lane, so they ran out into the 3rd lane over and tried to get me to pull over.... I pretended I was going too fast so I couldnt stop where they wanted me to, once past them I floored it and figured I'd be home free..... BAM! Red light turns ahead of me and traffic jam gridlock happens... And fuck me if every major Thai intersection doesnt have a police substation/control booth under it. The traffic cop's bosses come running out, flag me to move my bike behind their booth. Now, in America, I'm going to jail for evading police, and a whole bunch of other shit, right? This pig tells me I have to pay him $25 for not pulling over when police told me to. WHAT THE FUCK??? $25!!!! I know damn well the going bribe rate is $5!! So I break his balls, tell him I have no money, etc etc, and eventually end up paying $10.... Fucking twice the bribe money I should have!! They got me good!!! ahahaaahahahahaahaha NOT... they got 0wn3d!! and can kiss my pearly white ass with that 10 bucks!