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Old 03-18-2006, 02:41 PM   #1
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Search - Why is it so fucked up

Can someone help me understand how and why a top notch place like GFY can't get a coder to build a search feature that works more than 3 or 4 days without fucking up?
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Old 03-18-2006, 02:47 PM   #2
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I think he is in the hospital
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Old 03-18-2006, 02:56 PM   #3
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Lazyness?
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Old 03-18-2006, 03:03 PM   #4
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It's to save on bandwidth - cheapskates..
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Old 03-18-2006, 03:07 PM   #5
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With the amount of Crown Royal I am forced to drink as a result of this broken search I could fund a rebuild project.

*I* will wind up in the hospital at this rate.
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Old 03-18-2006, 03:21 PM   #6
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Can someone help me understand how and why a top notch place like GFY can't get a coder to build a search feature that works more than 3 or 4 days without fucking up?
CASE A:
1. You need an info
2. You search for it (1 page view generated)
3. You read it (1 page view generated)
4. You log off

CASE B:
1. You need an info
2. You try to search for it (1 page view generated)
3. Step 2 fails, so you make up thread #2017 about this particular topic, which makes 12 people step in just to say how fucked you are to post ANOTHER thread about it, 18 people to say SEE SIG, 27 people to call them sigwhores etc. etc. (countless page views generated, sponsors get a hard-on).
4. Eventually you realise you didn't get any useful information whatsoever, so you go to step 2.
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Old 03-18-2006, 03:39 PM   #7
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Originally Posted by prezzz
CASE A:
1. You need an info
2. You search for it (1 page view generated)
3. You read it (1 page view generated)
4. You log off

CASE B:
1. You need an info
2. You try to search for it (1 page view generated)
3. Step 2 fails, so you make up thread #2017 about this particular topic, which makes 12 people step in just to say how fucked you are to post ANOTHER thread about it, 18 people to say SEE SIG, 27 people to call them sigwhores etc. etc. (countless page views generated, sponsors get a hard-on).
4. Eventually you realise you didn't get any useful information whatsoever, so you go to step 2.
Great that cleard it right up you fucking sig whore.
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