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If the world was going to end in 4 minutes and 34 seconds
What would you do or say?
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#2 |
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Join Date: May 2002
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I'd probably rub one out for the last time, then have a smoke if there was any time left.
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i'd jerk off while screaming at the top of my lungs the most foul obscenities I could think of as I ran through the neighborhood butt ass naked.
fk it. I'm going to die anyway. who cares. |
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So Fucking Banned
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I think I'd turn off the cell phone, unplug the computer, turn off the TV and stare at the wall. It would be nice to know what this peace and quiet thing is that people talk about before I croak.
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#7 |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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I'd be dead by now since this is an old thread.
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#8 |
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I would go take a crap.
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#9 |
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Great White North
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Id try to make it to my wife and kids for a last goodbye.
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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Probably do some posts on gfy. Hardcore...
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I guarantee it
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I would take my kid with me in the room and just hug him. He deserves my last few minutes on earth
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#13 |
BACON BACON BACON
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id hope i was with my wife and we could find a nice view to watch it go
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#14 |
there's no $$$ in porn
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I'd have sex with Jessica Alba (WITHOUT A CONDOM).
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#15 |
It's coming look busy
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn".
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Can I just turn off the clock?
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I'll just wait for it...
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I will hug my beloved parents.
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#18 |
As you wish...
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I'd pick up a phone and let belinda pick up hers. we'd lay side by side and talk to our loved ones. my son would be on the other end of the line.
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I would go to my wife and kids and say thank you for everything they have ever given me.
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Talk Hard
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#21 |
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Location: Orlando, Florida
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I'd have sex two times!
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I need a beer
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Put my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye
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Going to the most important person to my life and hug him.
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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I think I'd start shooting people... It'd be a real shame to miss heaven by an inch.
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#25 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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Roll this weed into one nice joint and smoke it waiting for the end.
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I'll eat all my favorite foods since this would be the last time that I would be eating.
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I'd get a camera ready to watch Sperminator's face drop when the world didn't end ;)
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i'll kiss my mom and dad goodbye...
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#29 |
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i'd squeeze your fat ass belly until jelly came out
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oh, only 4 mins. not original, but i stay with a family.
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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have a stiff drink and hopefully be around my family and gf for those last moments.
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#32 |
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gotta chill with the olds, hopefully have time for one last reefa too
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#33 |
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say "sorry" to everyone i hurt, wittingly or unwittingly
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I would have read this thread too late, and wouldn't have time to do anything!
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#36 |
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4 mins? Humm .. that's enough time for one of roy's special HOV fuckin'. Nice, if I time it right, I'll be calling out for Jesus, as I hit the Pearly Gates!
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relax, and smoking a last cigarette before reincarnation in some million years,with a grin.
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cry while masterbating and singing village people songs
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I'd call my two daughters and tell them how much I love them(1 min. each - the youngest one's phone will probably be engaged as usual) and then see if if I could drink a wholly bottle of stolly in the remaining 2.5 minutes ........
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Ik ben een aap
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I'd grab two chicks, any two chicks and have a quick threesome! Fuck it.
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Not much, what's the point, no one will care or remembered it anyway...
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I'd cut my dick and eat it.
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shoot klik rev fucks in the face with a 50 cal
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Tell my boss to go fuck himself, punch him in the mouth, and then tell him to go fuck himself again.
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only 4 minutes? hmmm i think that i would stay with my boyfriend and drink one last glass of red wine...
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The boss one is classic that sounds perfect and be with my girlfriend to
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Id say "who forgot to press the button?"
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I would solve the problem... LOL
CALL MY FAMILY - be nice - friends - be nice, THAN! get a nut out |
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i'd fucking laugh and have a drink
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