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Old 03-16-2006, 04:32 PM   #1
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If the world was going to end in 4 minutes and 34 seconds

What would you do or say?
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:33 PM   #2
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I'd probably rub one out for the last time, then have a smoke if there was any time left.
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:34 PM   #3
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i'd jerk off while screaming at the top of my lungs the most foul obscenities I could think of as I ran through the neighborhood butt ass naked.

fk it. I'm going to die anyway. who cares.
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:34 PM   #4
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i'd jerk off while screaming at the top of my lungs the most foul obscenities I could think of as I ran through the neighborhood butt ass naked.

fk it. I'm going to die anyway. who cares.

hahahahhaa thats fucking funny...
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:35 PM   #5
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hahahahhaa thats fucking funny...
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:36 PM   #6
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I think I'd turn off the cell phone, unplug the computer, turn off the TV and stare at the wall. It would be nice to know what this peace and quiet thing is that people talk about before I croak.
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:42 PM   #7
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I'd be dead by now since this is an old thread.
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:44 PM   #8
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Old 03-16-2006, 04:55 PM   #9
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Old 03-16-2006, 05:01 PM   #10
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Old 03-16-2006, 05:02 PM   #11
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i'd jerk off while screaming at the top of my lungs the most foul obscenities I could think of as I ran through the neighborhood butt ass naked.

fk it. I'm going to die anyway. who cares.
That sounds good to me.
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Old 03-16-2006, 06:38 PM   #12
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I would take my kid with me in the room and just hug him. He deserves my last few minutes on earth
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Old 03-16-2006, 06:40 PM   #13
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Old 03-16-2006, 06:41 PM   #14
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Old 03-16-2006, 06:41 PM   #15
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Old 03-16-2006, 06:50 PM   #16
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I'll just wait for it...
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:40 PM   #17
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:42 PM   #18
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I'd pick up a phone and let belinda pick up hers. we'd lay side by side and talk to our loved ones. my son would be on the other end of the line.
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:43 PM   #19
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:44 PM   #20
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i'd jerk off while screaming at the top of my lungs the most foul obscenities I could think of as I ran through the neighborhood butt ass naked.

fk it. I'm going to die anyway. who cares.
hahaha
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:45 PM   #21
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:46 PM   #22
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:58 PM   #23
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Going to the most important person to my life and hug him.
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:59 PM   #24
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I think I'd start shooting people... It'd be a real shame to miss heaven by an inch.
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Old 03-16-2006, 11:08 PM   #25
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Roll this weed into one nice joint and smoke it waiting for the end.

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Old 03-16-2006, 11:27 PM   #26
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I'll eat all my favorite foods since this would be the last time that I would be eating.
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Old 03-16-2006, 11:35 PM   #27
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I'd get a camera ready to watch Sperminator's face drop when the world didn't end ;)
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Old 03-17-2006, 12:28 AM   #28
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i'll kiss my mom and dad goodbye...
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Old 03-17-2006, 12:37 AM   #29
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Old 03-17-2006, 12:52 AM   #30
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oh, only 4 mins. not original, but i stay with a family.
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Old 03-17-2006, 12:53 AM   #31
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:01 AM   #32
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:02 AM   #33
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:36 AM   #34
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Old 03-17-2006, 01:43 AM   #35
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Old 03-17-2006, 04:35 AM   #36
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4 mins? Humm .. that's enough time for one of roy's special HOV fuckin'. Nice, if I time it right, I'll be calling out for Jesus, as I hit the Pearly Gates!
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Old 03-17-2006, 04:39 AM   #37
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Old 03-17-2006, 04:47 AM   #38
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I'd call my two daughters and tell them how much I love them(1 min. each - the youngest one's phone will probably be engaged as usual) and then see if if I could drink a wholly bottle of stolly in the remaining 2.5 minutes ........
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Old 03-17-2006, 05:43 AM   #40
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:03 AM   #41
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Not much, what's the point, no one will care or remembered it anyway...
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:29 AM   #42
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:39 AM   #43
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:53 AM   #44
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Tell my boss to go fuck himself, punch him in the mouth, and then tell him to go fuck himself again.
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:55 AM   #45
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only 4 minutes? hmmm i think that i would stay with my boyfriend and drink one last glass of red wine...
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:13 AM   #46
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:16 AM   #47
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:34 AM   #48
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Old 03-17-2006, 08:35 AM   #49
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