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Old 03-08-2006, 01:24 PM   #1
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Dodgeball Ringer 4 Hire

For any of you that are looking for a ringer on your dodgeball team, I'm auctioning myself off to the highest bidder.

I've got a pretty big cannon:



And I'm a sneaky fuck..



But the thing is..



I know how to win:

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Old 03-08-2006, 01:56 PM   #2
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i endorse this free agent.
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Old 03-08-2006, 01:57 PM   #3
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LOL Big E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-08-2006, 01:57 PM   #4
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I'll start the bidding at $500.






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Old 03-08-2006, 01:58 PM   #5
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:01 PM   #6
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2House - who's your team? =)

I think most people are genuinely surprised when big guys have athleticism.. hell, I know in my heart I should have been playing in the NFL. :-/
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:10 PM   #7
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I'll start the bidding at $500.

2hp
Eat me. I'll double your bid - I want BigE for the Yanks Cash team (to replace Todd, because he throws balls like a fucking sissy girl!)

I bid $1k to have BigE on the Yanks Cash Team.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:13 PM   #8
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rumor has it that someone paid 2k to break BigE's leg :P
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:19 PM   #9
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Best. Thread title. Ever.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:29 PM   #10
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Eat me. I'll double your bid - I want BigE for the Yanks Cash team (to replace Todd, because he throws balls like a fucking sissy girl!)

I bid $1k to have BigE on the Yanks Cash Team.
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Old 03-08-2006, 04:38 PM   #11
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rumor has it that someone paid 2k to break BigE's leg :P
Well, if that's the case then..... Fuck it. I want no part in this. Someone else can have BigE.
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:13 PM   #12
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Yo Mongo, saw a recent pic of you and it looks like you ate Poppy. Rumor has it you've lost a step or 2.
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:49 PM   #13
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Please. My leg ain't broken (nor will it be), and I haven't lost a step at all. Anyway, you don't need to get out of the way when you catch everything thrown at you.. =)
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Old 03-08-2006, 06:02 PM   #14
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Old 03-08-2006, 06:08 PM   #15
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Yo Mongo, saw a recent pic of you and it looks like you ate Poppy. Rumor has it you've lost a step or 2.
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Old 03-16-2006, 03:55 PM   #16
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I couldn't tell if you were throwing a ball or your enormous gut? Do some sit ups and then contact me ahahahha
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