Dodgeball Ringer 4 Hire
 

For any of you that are looking for a ringer on your dodgeball team, I'm auctioning myself off to the highest bidder.

I've got a pretty big cannon:

http://www.lightspeeddodgeball.com/l.../lsdodge65.jpg

And I'm a sneaky fuck..

http://www.lightspeeddodgeball.com/l.../lsdodge69.jpg

But the thing is..

http://www.lightspeeddodgeball.com/l.../lsdodge76.jpg

I know how to win:

http://www.lightspeeddodgeball.com/l.../lsdodge81.jpg

i endorse this free agent.

LOL Big E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll start the bidding at $500.






2hp

Here's to the BIG Gun :thumbsup :thumbsup

2House - who's your team? =)

I think most people are genuinely surprised when big guys have athleticism.. hell, I know in my heart I should have been playing in the NFL. :-/

Eat me. I'll double your bid - I want BigE for the Yanks Cash team (to replace Todd, because he throws balls like a fucking sissy girl!)

I bid $1k to have BigE on the Yanks Cash Team.

rumor has it that someone paid 2k to break BigE's leg :P

Best. Thread title. Ever.

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Well, if that's the case then..... Fuck it. I want no part in this. Someone else can have BigE.

Yo Mongo, saw a recent pic of you and it looks like you ate Poppy. Rumor has it you've lost a step or 2. :)

Please. My leg ain't broken (nor will it be), and I haven't lost a step at all. Anyway, you don't need to get out of the way when you catch everything thrown at you.. =)

Its a CELEBRATION BITCHES

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I couldn't tell if you were throwing a ball or your enormous gut? Do some sit ups and then contact me:) ahahahha