Ten Thoughts to Ponder...... - GoFuckYourself.com

CuriousToyBoy · 03-15-2006, 04:51 PM

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT .........

America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but they haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe the USA should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

GlydeGirl · 03-15-2006, 04:53 PM

Good stuff!

FlogTheLog · 03-15-2006, 05:21 PM

I Love it

SteveLightspeed · 03-15-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

I'm stealing that one!

Steve Lightspeed

seeric · 03-15-2006, 05:29 PM

man i needed a laugh today and to the rescue you came. this is great. i'm in a pretty happy mood after reading all that.

the trick is you have to read it the way lindsay would say it.

gregtx · 03-15-2006, 05:31 PM

haha.. too funny...

love the one about healty people dying of nothing...

CuriousToyBoy · 03-15-2006, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

I'm stealing that one!

Steve Lightspeed

My favorite as well Stevo ;-)

CuriousToyBoy · 03-15-2006, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

the trick is you have to read it the way lindsay would say it.

Ha ha ha ha ha

Damn I love you Bro....

We must think about a "Webmaster Standup" event sometime....

tristan_D · 03-15-2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

I just love the simplicity of a man's life

aimeesweet · 03-15-2006, 06:12 PM

Lindsay, you always make me smile!

Scott McD · 03-15-2006, 06:12 PM

Hehehe, some good ones !!

Mr. Romance · 03-15-2006, 06:17 PM

Deep thoughts my friend...with true meaning

Mr. Romance

seeric · 03-15-2006, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Ha ha ha ha ha

Damn I love you Bro....

We must think about a "Webmaster Standup" event sometime....

funny you should say that

i've had the desire to do this for a long time. theres alot of funny motherfuckers in our business. i can go on a vocal mile about most any subject.

you're hilarious as fuck

xxxjay is a freakin comedian by nature

the list is pretty much endless. i think this is our prior art statement on that webmaster standup event my man!

PixeLs · 03-15-2006, 06:41 PM

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America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but they haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe the USA should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

This one makes sense..

CuriousToyBoy · 03-15-2006, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

funny you should say that

i've had the desire to do this for a long time. theres alot of funny motherfuckers in our business. i can go on a vocal mile about most any subject.

you're hilarious as fuck

xxxjay is a freakin comedian by nature

the list is pretty much endless. i think this is our prior art statement on that webmaster standup event my man!

By the pool, Florida.

What say you ?

We'll square it away in PHX.

d_train · 03-15-2006, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

now I know what to do with my dad

reynold · 03-15-2006, 09:55 PM

Very inspiring. Priceless thoughts!

baddog · 03-15-2006, 10:01 PM

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

ain't that the truth

tony286 · 03-15-2006, 10:02 PM

very good Im printing it

Spunky · 03-15-2006, 10:03 PM

America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America.

Yet they freak out and shut down the borders from Canadian beef if we have one instance up here

rodney25 · 03-15-2006, 10:23 PM

Nice post there!

Ycaza · 03-15-2006, 10:26 PM

11. learn to laugh at yourself and you will never lack for a constant source for amusement.

CuriousToyBoy · 03-16-2006, 03:10 AM

***changed my mind***

PussyTeenies · 03-16-2006, 03:41 AM

good list

je_rome · 03-16-2006, 03:45 AM

copied and pasted... thanks for the nice thoughts!

Michaelious · 03-16-2006, 04:52 AM

thats brilliant good work

CuriousToyBoy · 03-16-2006, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by je_rome

copied and pasted... thanks for the nice thoughts!

Did I anywhere claim to have made them up fool ?

Didn't think so.

StuartD · 03-16-2006, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Damn good question!

maxxx_fucktor · 03-16-2006, 05:14 AM

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In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

this is so fucking true.

CuriousToyBoy · 03-16-2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ycaza

11. learn to laugh at yourself and you will never lack for a constant source for amusement.

Caz,

I learnt that about myself LONG ago mate ! That is EXACTLY why I am how I am.

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CuriousToyBoy Crazy Aussie Bastard Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home. Posts: 16,787	Ten Thoughts to Ponder...... Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT ......... America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but they haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe the USA should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration. __________________ Celebs Adult Who's Who ==> Ambush Interview ==> ICQ 293 070 684 ==> intmarpacrim AT gmail DOT com

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