Ten Thoughts to Ponder......
 

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT .........

America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but they haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe the USA should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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Good stuff!

I Love it
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I'm stealing that one!

Steve Lightspeed

man i needed a laugh today and to the rescue you came. this is great. i'm in a pretty happy mood after reading all that.

the trick is you have to read it the way lindsay would say it.

:)

haha.. too funny...

love the one about healty people dying of nothing...

My favorite as well Stevo ;-)

Ha ha ha ha ha

Damn I love you Bro....

We must think about a "Webmaster Standup" event sometime....

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I just love the simplicity of a man's life :pimp

Lindsay, you always make me smile!

Hehehe, some good ones !! :1orglaugh

Deep thoughts my friend...with true meaning

Mr. Romance

funny you should say that :winkwink:

i've had the desire to do this for a long time. theres alot of funny motherfuckers in our business. i can go on a vocal mile about most any subject.

you're hilarious as fuck

xxxjay is a freakin comedian by nature

the list is pretty much endless. i think this is our prior art statement on that webmaster standup event my man!

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This one makes sense.. :1orglaugh

By the pool, Florida.

What say you ?

We'll square it away in PHX.

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now I know what to do with my dad :winkwink:

Very inspiring. Priceless thoughts! :laughing-

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

ain't that the truth

very good Im printing it :)

America knows exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America.

Yet they freak out and shut down the borders from Canadian beef if we have one instance up here

Nice post there!:thumbsup

11. learn to laugh at yourself and you will never lack for a constant source for amusement.

***changed my mind***

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good list :)

copied and pasted... thanks for the nice thoughts!

thats brilliant good work

Did I anywhere claim to have made them up fool ?

Didn't think so.

:321GFY

Damn good question!

this is so fucking true.

Caz,

I learnt that about myself LONG ago mate ! That is EXACTLY why I am how I am.

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