(FUNNY MUST READ) Email we got from a girl wanting to be on LesbianTraining.com - GoFuckYourself.com

TeaseEntertainments2 · 03-15-2006, 01:39 PM

is this girl ever horny... probably a joke but we get them all the time...

From: *&%(*&(@aol.com [mailto

$&(*%&%(*@aol.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 3:11 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

I saw your website lesbiantraining.com... Please email me at $%&%&%@aol.com,I really wanna be a lesbian and my dad doesn't approve, so I wanna have sex with a girl and i want it to be hardcore. I really want to become a lesbian and have sex with another girl but there is no lesbians around here and i would have to sneak around my dads back, so they would have to be youngish cuz i am and pleze send me an email back with a response. PLEASE LET ME BECOME A HARDCORE LESBIAN LIKE THE GIRLS ON YOUR WEBSITE. I AM HOT LIKE THEM!!! i AM WILLING TO DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!! AND ANYTHING INCLUDES HAVING A DILDO, FISTING,CAMS AND SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!

EMAIL ME!! I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT MEAT IS OUT THERE FOR ME.

DAD WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO KNOW AND I REALLY WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER GIRL/WOMAN. HARDCORE WITH N E THING AROUND/ TAPEING!!! PLEASE!!!!!

REMEMBER:

ANYTHING INCLUDES HAVING A DIDLOS,STRAP-ONS,ELECTRICAL SHOCKING(TO TEACH A LESSON), FISTING AND ANYTHING YOU OR I COULD THINK OF INCLUDEING FOOTING (LIKE FISTING WITH YOUR FOOT).

P. S. I CAN DEAL WITH ANY AMOUNT OF PAIN YOU CAN GIVE ME

From Logan A.K.A Lexa

Manowar · 03-15-2006, 01:39 PM

sounds like a fun girl

Ross · 03-15-2006, 01:40 PM

LOL prolly some 50 year old guy! Ask for pics see what happens...

CuriousToyBoy · 03-15-2006, 02:29 PM

I hate it when the G/F gets bored at home......

;-)

StuartD · 03-15-2006, 02:30 PM

Reminds me of another girl... only her stories started out with "this one time, at band camp..."

PaulB IYP · 03-15-2006, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickCash Jordan

FOOTING (LIKE FISTING WITH YOUR FOOT).

lmao

Sosa · 03-15-2006, 03:30 PM

lol she knows alot!

Babagirls · 03-15-2006, 03:32 PM

sounds like daddy didnt give her enough hugs.

MichaelP · 03-15-2006, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

Reminds me of another girl... only her stories started out with "this one time, at band camp..."

With a Strap-on Flute ?

gornyhuy · 03-15-2006, 03:35 PM

I'd like to see some nice footing.

GlydeGirl · 03-15-2006, 03:35 PM

That's funny!

tranza · 03-15-2006, 04:12 PM

What was your reply?

BTW: When are you going to hook me up with a couple of those lesbian training shirt?

adultfora · 03-15-2006, 04:15 PM

lol.. a kid on 10 years with to much time on his hand..

fuzebox · 03-15-2006, 04:16 PM

From Logan A.K.A Lexa

???

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-15-2006, 04:18 PM

Did she send a pic.

HammerALL · 03-15-2006, 04:19 PM

DUDE - hook me up with her email NOW!

edit:

I can be a lesbian too!

zigx · 03-15-2006, 04:22 PM

prolly a 12 yearold boy on his friend's sisters acct

LittleMack · 03-15-2006, 05:06 PM

Bring her in for an interview...sounds like a fun girl

the alchemist · 03-15-2006, 05:09 PM

Damn... she should have her own site then

tristan_D · 03-15-2006, 05:41 PM

sounds like she's one week away from being sent to a novice

PixeLs · 03-15-2006, 06:06 PM

A promising career awaits that lady..

gideongallery · 03-15-2006, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD

Reminds me of another girl... only her stories started out with "this one time, at band camp..."

bandies gone wild

03-15-2006, 01:39 PM	#1
TeaseEntertainments2 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,492	(FUNNY MUST READ) Email we got from a girl wanting to be on LesbianTraining.com is this girl ever horny... probably a joke but we get them all the time... From: &%(&(@aol.com [mailto$&(%&%(@aol.com] Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 3:11 PM To: [email protected] Subject: (no subject) I saw your website lesbiantraining.com... Please email me at $%&%&%@aol.com,I really wanna be a lesbian and my dad doesn't approve, so I wanna have sex with a girl and i want it to be hardcore. I really want to become a lesbian and have sex with another girl but there is no lesbians around here and i would have to sneak around my dads back, so they would have to be youngish cuz i am and pleze send me an email back with a response. PLEASE LET ME BECOME A HARDCORE LESBIAN LIKE THE GIRLS ON YOUR WEBSITE. I AM HOT LIKE THEM!!! i AM WILLING TO DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!! AND ANYTHING INCLUDES HAVING A DILDO, FISTING,CAMS AND SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!! EMAIL ME!! I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT MEAT IS OUT THERE FOR ME. DAD WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO KNOW AND I REALLY WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER GIRL/WOMAN. HARDCORE WITH N E THING AROUND/ TAPEING!!! PLEASE!!!!! REMEMBER: ANYTHING INCLUDES HAVING A DIDLOS,STRAP-ONS,ELECTRICAL SHOCKING(TO TEACH A LESSON), FISTING AND ANYTHING YOU OR I COULD THINK OF INCLUDEING FOOTING (LIKE FISTING WITH YOUR FOOT). P. S. I CAN DEAL WITH ANY AMOUNT OF PAIN YOU CAN GIVE ME From Logan A.K.A Lexa

03-15-2006, 02:29 PM	#4
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03-15-2006, 02:30 PM	#5
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03-15-2006, 03:32 PM	#8
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03-15-2006, 03:35 PM	#10
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03-15-2006, 01:39 PM	#2
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	sounds like a fun girl

03-15-2006, 01:40 PM	#3
Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	LOL prolly some 50 year old guy! Ask for pics see what happens...

03-15-2006, 03:30 PM	#7
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03-15-2006, 03:35 PM	#11
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03-15-2006, 04:12 PM	#12
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03-15-2006, 04:15 PM	#13
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03-15-2006, 04:16 PM	#14
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03-15-2006, 04:18 PM	#15
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	Did she send a pic.

03-15-2006, 04:19 PM	#16
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03-15-2006, 04:22 PM	#17
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03-15-2006, 05:06 PM	#18
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03-15-2006, 05:09 PM	#19
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03-15-2006, 05:41 PM	#20
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03-15-2006, 06:06 PM	#21
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