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TeaseEntertainments2 03-15-2006 01:39 PM

(FUNNY MUST READ) Email we got from a girl wanting to be on LesbianTraining.com
 
is this girl ever horny... probably a joke but we get them all the time...

From: *&%(*&(@aol.com [mailto:($&(*%&%(*@aol.com]
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 3:11 PM
To: [email protected]
Subject: (no subject)

I saw your website lesbiantraining.com... Please email me at $%&%&%@aol.com,I really wanna be a lesbian and my dad doesn't approve, so I wanna have sex with a girl and i want it to be hardcore. I really want to become a lesbian and have sex with another girl but there is no lesbians around here and i would have to sneak around my dads back, so they would have to be youngish cuz i am and pleze send me an email back with a response. PLEASE LET ME BECOME A HARDCORE LESBIAN LIKE THE GIRLS ON YOUR WEBSITE. I AM HOT LIKE THEM!!! i AM WILLING TO DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!! AND ANYTHING INCLUDES HAVING A DILDO, FISTING,CAMS AND SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!

EMAIL ME!! I'D LOVE TO SEE WHAT MEAT IS OUT THERE FOR ME.

DAD WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO KNOW AND I REALLY WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER GIRL/WOMAN. HARDCORE WITH N E THING AROUND/ TAPEING!!! PLEASE!!!!!

REMEMBER:

ANYTHING INCLUDES HAVING A DIDLOS,STRAP-ONS,ELECTRICAL SHOCKING(TO TEACH A LESSON), FISTING AND ANYTHING YOU OR I COULD THINK OF INCLUDEING FOOTING (LIKE FISTING WITH YOUR FOOT).

P. S. I CAN DEAL WITH ANY AMOUNT OF PAIN YOU CAN GIVE ME

From Logan A.K.A Lexa

Manowar 03-15-2006 01:39 PM

sounds like a fun girl

Ross 03-15-2006 01:40 PM

LOL prolly some 50 year old guy! Ask for pics see what happens...

CuriousToyBoy 03-15-2006 02:29 PM

I hate it when the G/F gets bored at home......

;-)

StuartD 03-15-2006 02:30 PM

Reminds me of another girl... only her stories started out with "this one time, at band camp..."

PaulB IYP 03-15-2006 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickCash Jordan
FOOTING (LIKE FISTING WITH YOUR FOOT).

lmao
:thumbsup :thumbsup

Sosa 03-15-2006 03:30 PM

lol she knows alot!

Babagirls 03-15-2006 03:32 PM

sounds like daddy didnt give her enough hugs.

MichaelP 03-15-2006 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
Reminds me of another girl... only her stories started out with "this one time, at band camp..."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

With a Strap-on Flute ? :winkwink:

gornyhuy 03-15-2006 03:35 PM

I'd like to see some nice footing. :1orglaugh

GlydeGirl 03-15-2006 03:35 PM

That's funny!

tranza 03-15-2006 04:12 PM

What was your reply?

BTW: When are you going to hook me up with a couple of those lesbian training shirt?

adultfora 03-15-2006 04:15 PM

lol.. a kid on 10 years with to much time on his hand..

fuzebox 03-15-2006 04:16 PM

From Logan A.K.A Lexa

???

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 03-15-2006 04:18 PM

Did she send a pic.

HammerALL 03-15-2006 04:19 PM

DUDE - hook me up with her email NOW!

edit:

I can be a lesbian too!

zigx 03-15-2006 04:22 PM

prolly a 12 yearold boy on his friend's sisters acct

LittleMack 03-15-2006 05:06 PM

Bring her in for an interview...sounds like a fun girl

the alchemist 03-15-2006 05:09 PM

Damn... she should have her own site then :1orglaugh

tristan_D 03-15-2006 05:41 PM

sounds like she's one week away from being sent to a novice :1orglaugh

PixeLs 03-15-2006 06:06 PM

A promising career awaits that lady.. :thumbsup

gideongallery 03-15-2006 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
Reminds me of another girl... only her stories started out with "this one time, at band camp..."

bandies gone wild


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