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#2851 |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 5,093
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wooo hoo fresh page
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#2852 |
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Posts: 3,129
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fresh new page
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#2853 |
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Posts: 5,093
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2 more left for me
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#2854 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 3,129
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i am alsi leaving
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#2855 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,014
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lets go faster
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#2856 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2005
Location: ICQ: 303-282-636
Posts: 4,786
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bumping...
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#2857 |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 5,093
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Bump Bump
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#2858 |
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Posts: 3,129
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h-bomb rocks
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#2859 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,014
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new pager for me
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#2860 |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 437
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another bump
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#2861 |
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Posts: 5,093
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this is the last one for me today
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#2862 |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 3,129
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An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?" The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly." |
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#2863 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,014
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nice storry sexybabe
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#2864 |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 3,129
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As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter making passionate love with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter replied," Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone." The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone." A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered that area and observed the father sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law " |
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#2865 |
I need a beer
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Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,940
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I pull off another win...losers
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#2866 |
Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 9,649
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wait this is not a winning post..
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#2867 |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,050
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bump bump
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#2868 | |
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#2869 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,014
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and still bumping
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#2870 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 9,649
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I thought it was a bump bump joke.
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#2871 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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I'm back! How's this thing going? Need some bump bump?
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#2872 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 9,649
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I think it needs a little bump and grind.
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#2873 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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Let's move it on up to the next prize level!
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#2874 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 8,920
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bumping...
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#2875 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 9,649
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I am all in!
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#2876 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,014
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maybe it was Fizzgig ... who knows
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#2877 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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Nice bump, dude!
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#2878 | |
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#2879 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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It's not as lame as "bump bump".
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#2880 |
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: ICQ: 303-282-636
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bump it some more.
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#2881 | |
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#2882 | |
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#2883 | |
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#2884 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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I could hump it...
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#2885 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 9,649
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Or you could jump it!
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#2886 |
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 8,920
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Yes, bump it.
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#2887 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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If it was my thread, I could dump it
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#2888 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,014
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just another bump ...
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#2889 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 9,649
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Did anyone pump it?
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#2890 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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I'll Forrest Gump it!
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#2891 | |
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#2892 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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We're almost on a fresh page. Why is that so important?
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#2893 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 10,014
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Bump is bump .. you can say what you want, but ...
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#2894 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 9,649
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It's good because if you're on the top of the page, everyone's looking at your signature while the page loads!
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#2895 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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I do say what I want. Most of the time.
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#2896 |
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What next?
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#2897 |
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lol i bumped again
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#2898 | |
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#2899 |
President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
Posts: 23,141
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I want the sig spot.
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#2900 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 9,649
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I get it though!
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