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As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her
daughter making passionate love with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter
replied," Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is
about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me
alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed
his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to
what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old,
unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping
trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing
noise coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered that area
and observed the father sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The
vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law "
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