I love my mom but.... (FLESHLIGHT DRAMA) - GoFuckYourself.com

bjjb · 03-15-2006, 08:05 PM

While I was laid up in the hosptal she came and gave my house a GOOD spring cleaning. Only problem is, she threw away all 3 of my damn Fleshlights! The 2 I had boxed up as prizes and gifts AND the one I had for "personal use"

lyn1 · 03-15-2006, 08:06 PM

Shit happens. Looks like you will have to find a real one until Juicy can replace them.

Lyn from Oz

bjjb · 03-15-2006, 08:08 PM

Funny thing is, she left my hookah alone. Wanted to know what it was, but said it was a nice decoration hehe

PixeLs · 03-15-2006, 08:11 PM

Mom knows best...

sfera · 03-15-2006, 08:11 PM

lol she know what the fleshlights were?

bringer · 03-15-2006, 08:12 PM

maybe she took them home for your dad

bjjb · 03-15-2006, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sfera

lol she know what the fleshlights were?

She didnt ask and I dindt tell her. Just noticed tht they were all gone. Dunno, maybe dad got one for himself. He was here alone a couple of times doing some stuff. He knew what they were

60grand · 03-15-2006, 09:12 PM

aw 2 bad, guy lost his fake rubber pussy...

jacked · 03-15-2006, 09:19 PM

thats to funny i'm suprised she didn't say anything to you

Empress_JoinRightNow · 03-15-2006, 09:21 PM

LOL! She maybe doesn't know what that stuff is for. She's just doing what she think is good for your house. I think your mother is cute. Hehehehe.

dbavaria · 03-15-2006, 10:32 PM

How old are you that your parents are still cleaning up after you, let alone going through your things lol

reynold · 03-15-2006, 10:42 PM

Move on. Time to purchase another one.

Bob_cougar · 03-16-2006, 03:04 AM

tell your mom to buy a new set of fleshlights.

alec · 03-16-2006, 03:10 AM

Maybe she thinks those are evil stuff..

je_rome · 03-16-2006, 03:31 AM

Your mom is just protecting your innocence.

PussyTeenies · 03-16-2006, 03:33 AM

next time.. lock the door ;)
or move out of your moms house uhm basement ;)

abyss_al · 03-16-2006, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bjjb

Funny thing is, she left my hookah alone. Wanted to know what it was, but said it was a nice decoration hehe

that's a close one

Pete-KT · 03-16-2006, 05:34 AM

Ask her about them, or are you to embaresed ;)

Theo · 03-16-2006, 05:38 AM

You need to leave aside taboos and have her give you handjobs to recover your loss.

NoWhErE · 03-16-2006, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

You need to leave aside taboos and have her give you handjobs to recover your loss.

That brings back good childhood memories

Miss Vlasta · 03-16-2006, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

You need to leave aside taboos and have her give you handjobs to recover your loss.

Joking, are you! Or is that´s what you would do?

bjjb · 03-16-2006, 06:21 AM

LMAO You all some sick fucks

Al Thank god I had the tobacco and charcoal to show her ;)

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