I love my mom but.... (FLESHLIGHT DRAMA)
 

While I was laid up in the hosptal she came and gave my house a GOOD spring cleaning. Only problem is, she threw away all 3 of my damn Fleshlights! The 2 I had boxed up as prizes and gifts AND the one I had for "personal use" :mad:

Shit happens. Looks like you will have to find a real one until Juicy can replace them.

Lyn from Oz

Funny thing is, she left my hookah alone. Wanted to know what it was, but said it was a nice decoration hehe

Mom knows best...





















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lol she know what the fleshlights were?

maybe she took them home for your dad

She didnt ask and I dindt tell her. Just noticed tht they were all gone. Dunno, maybe dad got one for himself. He was here alone a couple of times doing some stuff. He knew what they were :1orglaugh

aw 2 bad, guy lost his fake rubber pussy...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh thats to funny i'm suprised she didn't say anything to you

LOL! She maybe doesn't know what that stuff is for. She's just doing what she think is good for your house. I think your mother is cute. Hehehehe.

How old are you that your parents are still cleaning up after you, let alone going through your things lol

Move on. Time to purchase another one.

tell your mom to buy a new set of fleshlights.

Maybe she thinks those are evil stuff.. :1orglaugh

Your mom is just protecting your innocence.

next time.. lock the door ;)
or move out of your moms house uhm basement ;)

that's a close one :winkwink:

Ask her about them, or are you to embaresed ;)

You need to leave aside taboos and have her give you handjobs to recover your loss.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


That brings back good childhood memories:thumbsup

Joking, are you! Or is that´s what you would do? :winkwink:

LMAO You all some sick fucks :) Al Thank god I had the tobacco and charcoal to show her ;)