believe what you want to believe:winkwink:

i am just a pompus ass, i know nothing.

There will always be tomorrow.

You all need to buy more traffic and double down :)

DH

:1orglaugh not during spring break and march madness, its a waste.

Hey DH i want to buy some traffic but I only want it the first half of the month when every gets their checks, and I dont want it on Sat or Sun because of College football and NFL. We need to wait till after spring break and before tax day, or after tax day and before may when summer starts. Oh and if it is a good weather day please pull my links and dont charge me. And if it is a bad thunderstorm day and some people lose electricity i want you to pull my links too.. do you know anything about the weather or should i page you when i see something happening? Why do i want to buy advertising when the interweb is going to be soft. :1orglaugh

haha yahoo warned us they told us all those pesky college girls become 70% more permiscuous during spring break. :helpme

Yes, Yes I am. And why is it that no matter what the topic is you bring up clickcash shaving? Now you're defending them when nobody is even talking about it. :1orglaugh

And on a side note, what the hell is assine?

I really hope your shit is all an act. I seriously do.

P.S. B&M stores don't have better sales days at Christmas because trends are impossible!

Sales slumps are a myth. Why would anyone believe these lies they've been spewing since the beginning of online sales!

http://www.ecommercetimes.com/story/11308.html

134 sign ups overhere

134.5 signups over here :Graucho

Sales are bad for some this week, but I'd be willing to bet that somewhere there are guys have those record weeks, they just aren't posting about it. They're cashing their checks and laughing all the way to the bank.

For a processor to have a really bad day or a really bad week, you'd have to see some technical issues most likely. The connectivity to the bank is bad, something along those lines...

Wonder if theres some technical issues then. Yesterday was my slowest of the year so far, today not looking much better yet.

Sales will pick up.

Everybody is going to start getting those tax returns in the mail.

After they buy a lawn mower and a dryer for the wife they'll treat themselves to a paysite.

This week was probably my best one ALL YEAR!

:)

there are sale slumps and there is internet porn, two totally different things. Fucking right i believe in retail sales slumps, that is east to prove. Someone prove to me, from statistics where fucking snow storms cause ONLINE PORN sales to go up or down, proof or shut the fuck up.

Internet porn is not affected by all the other things that clothing, and new car sales, and all that shit is affected by. Can you tell the difference between the two ?:warning

You're right, it's affected by it's own shit. You are a damned fool if you think it's not, seriously. :1orglaugh

you are 100% correct.

the only reason there are more people posting in this thread tha they are having a bad day today is because of the title of the thread. People look for excuses, so if you having a bad day today too, you see this thread you come read it so you can *find out* where your sales are low :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

if you started another thread " record sales today" you would have more people posting in that thread that are saying they are having a good day then ones posting they are having a bad day. I actually did this to prove a point last year, I believe it was for tax day, and sure enough i was correct. go figure a pompus noob like me getting something right.

its funny when people swear that sales are down because of some bullshit excuse like weather and then just as many people come along the same day and say it was a good/great day for them. how do you losers explain that? doesn't that destroy your own arguments, which you have no proof to back in the first place.

yee of little closed mind, you underestimate people's perversions and need for sexual gratification. Think about addictions. This is the last fucking time i will try to educate you i swear... think about smoking. do people smoke less after christmas, do people smoke less because money is tight? this is just one example to show that people look at porn no matter what is going on, and they will spend their last dime on it. This could be proved so many different ways, the tax myth is bullshit, 95% of people get money back, so that would be more money to spend. And tax day, shit by april 15 most people have already gotten their refunds. and spring break, *most* people who go on spring break are the ones that go out a lot and can pick up. So all the unpopular lonely type stay home, and yank it 24/7 to make up for it, and they are your true base anyway.. so many ways this shit can be disproved and yet you clueless hold on to the " naaa hunnh, i think you are wrong" argument which lacks a lot of substance LOL.

But here is the kickers that no one can argue with me on, for every one person having a bad day there is one persons having a good day.

jesus christ, haven't you got better things to do will than post thousands of words in a single thread. I got better things to do than read that shit

Post proof or stfu. Will you are being an idiot. There is no way around it, you are being a damn idiot. All kinds of shit affects sales regardless of how addicted people are. You don't think peoples credit cards are maxed more in certain months than others? Go argue with Visa and Mastercard you fucking dope. You can bum $4 to buy cigs but you can't bum $4 on your god damned credit card when it's maxed the fuck out. You are wrong, you are being a retard, and I will not be responding to this ignorant shit again.

http://www.klixxx.com/stories/greenguy/webtip2.shtml

Will should hire out consulting work for $5000 an hour. Surely the companies losing millions when they shouldn't be can pay that.

http://www.klixxx.com/stories/greenguy/webtip2.shtml

He made it all up right?

lol read that again 3 times real fast.

reading that post gave me the shakes... whoiiaaaaa. he really believes that shit. he couldn't be more wrong.

that's his opinion i am sure he believes it. You can choose to believe greenguy over me, your choice, but where is his proof ?

I do like this part, "when you get home your sales will be cut in half" LOL when you get home, meaning he was a way all week. I know if i left all week my sales would suffer too from neglect.

Thanks you just gave all the noobs somethign to look forward to, memorial day, they will start making 1/2 what they making now, but wait they are making half what they making now from 2 weeks ago because of spring break, but 2 weeks agfo they were making half because it was right after christmas and all the cards were maxed.... blahhaha how does anyone ever make money .... LOL thanks for the entertainment, greenguy is ignorant for believing that btw, but just means more money for me so it is all cool.

thats some good proof you got there. :1orglaugh

you promise ? I am going to be posting all week, non stop i took off for the week because i heard my sales would suck this week for spring break so why bother working...

Weather, seasons, significant historical events, etc have ABSOLUTELY NO BEARING on human behavior...


yeh, uhm, ok...history books, psychology and marketing people from every walk of life and background might note otherwise

just maaaybeee



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Greenguy is such a noob. His 8 years of stats dipping the same time every year is pulled out of his ass. :upsidedow

my 7 years show otherwise. Wow, sales cut in half after memorial day, what a bummer. :1orglaugh

he might not be a noob, but he is in the dark if he believes in that shit. Still waiting for proof. go get your visa stats, like that matters, 98% of visa transactions are not porn anyway. so how is that relivant i already said i know there are trends with B&M stores, mainstream retails sales, but not with ONLINE porn, sorry it is a myth that all of you believe to explain why your sales SUCK on any given day.

So Chad, which slow downs do you believe in, the summer, tax day, spring break ? which ones? see people like you don't believe in slow downs until they happen. 100% fact every day could be explained by a slow down, but are all days slow NOPE! so on your good days, you doing good, on a bad day you find an excuse... period. end of story, you can not dispute this.

here is how you people can prove yourselves wrong. write a list of all of your supposed slow downs NOW, keep working as if it was a normal day and see how your sales did, i bet 50% of the time you will do less then average on those days and 50% you will do better then average.... if you can't understand this then god there is no hope for any of you.

This is a pretty informative thread.

FYI - we saw no drop in sales this week whatsoever.

Z

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40 years from now somebody posts statistical data backing up various slowdowns in porn for 50 years back. Will76 argues with them also.

Wow ... a thread without mentioning netbilling

You're comparing internet pornography with addiction??

For the vast majority of consumers internet porn would not be considered an addiction, but rather entertainment. And entertainment spending is affected by the global economy.

Hell, for that matter even standard addictions are affected by the global economy and world events. You think that its a coincidence that 2005 had the lowest amount spent on cigarettes since the 50's? Or could it be the millions spent on anti smoking campaigns and various state laws being passed banning smoking?

You cant really believe that online adult is the only industry that is not affected by world events and the global economy do you?

He's made it abundantly clear 1000 times that he does in fact believe this no matter how retarded it is.