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03-13-2006, 06:00 PM
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How to get into the movies for free!
Hello
I'd like to introduce you to a new system for seeing the movies you want for the low price of $0... That's right 100% free Method #1 The No Look Pass When approaching the ticket taker. Give no eye contact whatsoever (this is a psychological trick) and walk completely past the ticket taker as if your a famous movie star going to see your own movie. Ticket takers react to body language, giving eye contact will only put focus on you. Also speed is essential don't walk by them slowly because only someone about to show or display their ticket walks up to a ticket taker slowly. Method #1.1 The No Look Pass With Concessions This is a HIGHLY effective way to get into the movies for free. Buy food/candy/drink from the concession stand before performing a no look pass. The psychology of this is that buy having both hands full of overpriced concessions makes you look as if you already have a ticket.
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03-13-2006, 06:01 PM
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Cool.....
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03-13-2006, 06:01 PM
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Vrume Mark
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Imagine that, you trying to screw someover? I can't believe it! LOL!
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03-13-2006, 06:03 PM
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Yeah i don't think thats gonna work...
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03-13-2006, 06:04 PM
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03-13-2006, 06:05 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I just buy childrens movie tickets with my CC at the machine.. The 16 year old ticket ripper isnt going to check... or care.
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03-13-2006, 06:06 PM
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How about getting a real job, some ethics, and paying for the movie you're about to watch.
Ya know... the movie that hundreds of people meticulously worked on for countless hours for your pleasure? ya...
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03-13-2006, 06:07 PM
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Then I went and saw Chapelle's Block Party as well
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03-13-2006, 06:09 PM
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03-13-2006, 06:10 PM
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LOL, ok no offense but movie tickets are what, $10? That's just sad!
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03-13-2006, 06:10 PM
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I agree. I thought sneeking into the movies was for broke teenagers no? Are you that cheap dude? |
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03-13-2006, 06:12 PM
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I'm lame... I pay for songs on Itunes and pay full price for my movie tickets.
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03-13-2006, 06:13 PM
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Or better yet, just wait for the show to end and ask the viewers about the show..
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03-13-2006, 06:18 PM
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And to think I shared this proven system here on GFY
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03-13-2006, 06:21 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Some people have wayyyy too much time on thier hands. LOL
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03-13-2006, 06:23 PM
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LOL, system? any 16 year old could come up with that stuff man... i thought you were gonna tell us a way to jack open the back door and go in or something |
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03-13-2006, 06:25 PM
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I am a meat popsicle.
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03-13-2006, 06:29 PM
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one of the ways given involves buying shit how is that free? if you want in for free mob in like crazy ass chechen crew and take shit over...(make sure not to kill anyone cause that is not cool...less it is yourself
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03-13-2006, 06:32 PM
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I cast my vote for useless thread of the day. Any other takers?
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03-13-2006, 10:39 PM
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If you really want to see a movie, spend your money. Always believe in karma.
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03-13-2006, 10:41 PM
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I would rather pay my way
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03-13-2006, 10:54 PM
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Wow that's pretty pathetic
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03-13-2006, 11:03 PM
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seriously popcorn and coke is twice the priceof a movie ticket. |
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03-13-2006, 11:09 PM
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Or just download a dvd rip.
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03-13-2006, 11:40 PM
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no offense NoWhere....but I don't like hypocrites and I love free movies.
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03-13-2006, 11:49 PM
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A for sure way to get into a movie for free
I got a method that works well. Go into a movie theatre with a group of friends, tell your 2 friends to go buy a ticket for themselves, let them get a good seat, perferably in the back is where i like to sit
 have one of your friends come out with 2 tickets in his hand, meet up in the arcade/washroom and take a ticket from your friend. Now heres the trick, dont walk back in with your friend, just walk in by yourself and you'll get to see a movie for free it works everytime |
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03-14-2006, 12:03 AM
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Lol, don't look at me bro, I give what my clients order.
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03-14-2006, 12:07 AM
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I just couldn't resist...did a damn good job on that shit though. I didn't think that chic was that hot until I saw that trailer.
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03-14-2006, 12:07 AM
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Actually, ever since P2P programs got infested with viruses and that I've had the cashflow to do so, I buy my CDs.
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03-14-2006, 12:09 AM
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Its all good bro, I,ve got tons of better material, I just don't have the time to update my site And alot of my clients don't want me telling other people that I do their content lol... don't ask me why
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03-14-2006, 12:10 AM
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Oh, and if ya think I made Kristina Wood look hot, take a look at this little compilation I made up man. Now thats some hot shit!! I was thinking of making a thread of it, but... MAN I'M SO LAZY :P hahaha NoWhErE's Hotter than Kristina Wood girls
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03-14-2006, 12:20 AM
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LOL I don't think I could do that either..
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03-14-2006, 12:50 AM
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oh so many times!
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03-14-2006, 12:53 AM
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Fold the ticket stub in half without tearing it. Show them the pink half...halfway through the movie (or at the end) everybody gives their tickets to one buddy who returns them for cash or credit because " my friends couldn't make it". Or you could always hold on to it for another day and get a movie pass in exchange.
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03-14-2006, 12:55 AM
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A movie ticket is $8.
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03-14-2006, 01:01 AM
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03-14-2006, 01:06 AM
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I AM WEB 2.0
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i just usually walk around with my pants down and it usually gets me in ANYWHERE for free,
clubs dinners golf rounds movies all for free, all because of my giant penis, i just walk around like i am some bigshot, and people look down at my groin area and say "dam dont mess with that guy his cock is huge". it is truly a gift being born with a cock that is much lower to the ground. at the airport i dont even have to walk through the security line, because no one messes with a bigtime cockholster like me. |
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 I just had a mental image of that! hehe
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03-14-2006, 01:21 AM
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metaman no one messes with you because they dont want your dick up their ass you fuckin faggot
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03-14-2006, 01:27 AM
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Method 4.0
choke in the popcorn get a free movie pass the next time(s)
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