Originally Posted by MetaMan

i just usually walk around with my pants down and it usually gets me in ANYWHERE for free,

clubs
dinners
golf rounds
movies

all for free, all because of my giant penis, i just walk around like i am some bigshot, and people look down at my groin area and say "dam dont mess with that guy his cock is huge".

it is truly a gift being born with a cock that is much lower to the ground.

at the airport i dont even have to walk through the security line, because no one messes with a bigtime cockholster like me.