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clickhappy 03-14-2006 10:54 PM

holy shit! I had no idea how far it was spread already
http://www.pandemicflu.gov/images/popmap.jpg

r-c-e 03-14-2006 10:55 PM

http://www.deadlypandemic.com

KRL 03-15-2006 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy
holy shit! I had no idea how far it was spread already
http://www.pandemicflu.gov/images/popmap.jpg

Estimates it'll be in the US in about 6 months.

Just hope the fucker doesn't mutate, or start doing shit like killing cats and dogs, cattle, cows, pigs, too.

rodney25 03-15-2006 12:16 AM

This bird flu issue is making me paranoid.

Centurion 03-15-2006 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL



And I do believe that everyone is now dead from stings in those shaded counties..so please, get ready to die immediately from the bird flu that should show up in it's first cases toward the end of April in Alaska.

Centurion 03-15-2006 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly
I think SARS killed them all before they made it here.


LOL!! :thumbsup

Centurion 03-15-2006 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL
Its hard to believe people are laughing about such a serious threat.

You won't be laughing when it comes here. You saw how FEMA handled one hurricane. Wait till you see what they got planned for this scene and they try to quarantine entire metro areas.



I'm not laughing..I'm taking the administration's advice and have plenty of duck tape (hope IT'S not infected) and lots of plastic to insulate my home from the flu.

Centurion 03-15-2006 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg B
Because Alaska is so remote it would take experts about a month to know if it has arrived.


If that's the case, then the simple solution is just build a big dome over Alaska so the birds can't get out. That way they can play baseball in the winter too!

poondaddy 03-15-2006 02:08 AM

Bird Flu can actually make you a quick buck...anyone know some good hypodermic needle manufacturers to invest in?

VIPimp 03-15-2006 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by poondaddy
Bird Flu can actually make you a quick buck...anyone know some good hypodermic needle manufacturers to invest in?

I bought this stock around November at 50cents... today it closed at $2.38... NNVC - NANOVIRICIDES INC

xclusive 03-15-2006 02:51 AM

On the bright side those who survive will be indoors buying porn:)

Teodora 03-15-2006 02:53 AM

still i can see a lot of old bitch feeding wild pigeons out in the parks... they are too stupid to understand the dangers of bird flu :disgust

reed_4 03-15-2006 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by OzMan
This bird flu forum has some great info, especially on what supplies to stockpile.

http://www.superflutalk.com/ :thumbsup

that is a very informative site you posted. :thumbsup

Greg B 03-15-2006 03:33 AM

Tonight's ABC News had the guy who discovered bird flu on.

To put it bluntly he said two things worth alarm:

1) Worse case scenario is 50% of humanity dying from this shit

2) He and his family have 3 months worth of food and water stored up.

The second one emphasizes what a top scientist like him feels about the situation.

chadglni 03-15-2006 03:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
1. it mutates
2. for now
3. it'll most likely be airbourne once it begins to hit humans

How can you even go outside with all the killer bees infected with SARS flying around?

chadglni 03-15-2006 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by DatingGold
This is the exact reason I have bought EMFp stock.

They make a mask that protects humans from bird flu and otehr airbourne diseases.

Well you were smart enough to buy the stock and not the mask because the mask does shit. Doesn't mean a billion morons (including many from this board) won't own one.

chadglni 03-15-2006 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg B
Sheesh! The scientist who discovered the bird flu was on ABC News tonight. Fuckin' scary what he said. to put it lightly he's got 3 months of food and water stored.

Are you always such a gullible moron?

chadglni 03-15-2006 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Greg B
Tonight's ABC News had the guy who discovered bird flu on.

To put it bluntly he said two things worth alarm:

1) Worse case scenario is 50% of humanity dying from this shit

2) He and his family have 3 months worth of food and water stored up.

The second one emphasizes what a top scientist like him feels about the situation.

3 months of food, whatever will they do after 3 months? I probably have 3 months of food in my house "just because". Stop buying in to every fucking thing that is slammed down your throat by people with something to gain by spreading the information.

I am so sick of this fucking epidemic bullshit that I wish it would come and wipe you cocksmokers out that think staying indoors with powdered milk and Tamiflu would make a fucking difference.

Grapesoda 03-15-2006 06:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR
looks like it's time to buy that rifle i was planning on picking up.


if yer reallly, really lucky that guy that said we were assholes for buying guns will be stocking up on stuff and live right next door to ya :thumbsup

Grapesoda 03-15-2006 06:17 AM

[3 months of food, whatever will they do after 3 months? I probably have 3 months of food in my house "just because".

**** after 3 months only the fleash eating zombies will be left anyway so it won't matter


I am so sick of this fucking epidemic bullshit that I wish it would come and wipe you cocksmokers out that think staying indoors with powdered milk and Tamiflu would make a fucking difference.

*** search 'the spanish lady' just for yucks!!

Barefootsies 03-15-2006 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

BWAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LadyMischief 03-15-2006 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
so theres 3 possibilities..

1) the bird flu threat is fake , but hyped so rumsfeld can make some cash

2) the bird flu threat is real but tamiflu wont help you

3) rumsfeld just happened to work at a biotech firm even though he doesnt seem like a disease specialist , and they just happened to invent the only sure for the bird flu , shortyl after donald rumsfeld left , putting him in the perfect position to sell it for them..


Ok but this is where are the conspiracy theorists have it wrong. Tamiflu is *NOT* the "CURE" for the birdflu, it's simply a medication that can help your body to fight the virus. By NO MEANS will taking Tamiflu save you or guarantee your recovery if you contract avian flu. In fact, there were several cases in asia where sick patients did NOT react to Tamiflu, and in fact had to be given courses of several anti-virulants to recover.

People need to start learning the facts instead of the hype.

LadyMischief 03-15-2006 07:21 AM

Just a few articles for reference:
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNew...ub=CTVNewsAt11
http://www.sptimes.com/2005/10/31/Wo...ain__not.shtml
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...toryId=5078414
http://www.bird-flu-facts.org/
http://www.yourhealthfinder.com/bird...influenza.html
http://www.newsflash.org/2004/02/hl/hl103146.htm

Greg B 03-15-2006 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by chadglni
Are you always such a gullible moron?

I dunno, not when I was fuckin' your mother last night.

Peaches 03-15-2006 08:54 AM

Geeze, remember when the "experts" told everyone to buy plastic and duct tape your your windows up?

If it strikes, it strikes and sitting here being paranoid won't stop it.

I always have at least 3 months of food/water, I live on a fresh water lake and have a generator. PARTY AT MY HOUSE! :)

Paul 03-15-2006 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief
Ok but this is where are the conspiracy theorists have it wrong. Tamiflu is *NOT* the "CURE" for the birdflu, it's simply a medication that can help your body to fight the virus. By NO MEANS will taking Tamiflu save you or guarantee your recovery if you contract avian flu. In fact, there were several cases in asia where sick patients did NOT react to Tamiflu, and in fact had to be given courses of several anti-virulants to recover.

People need to start learning the facts instead of the hype.

Tamiflu has been linked with psychological disorders

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...NG29FO9K71.DTL

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/...icle327150.ece

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Originally Posted by KRL
Estimates it'll be in the US in about 6 months.

Just hope the fucker doesn't mutate, or start doing shit like killing cats and dogs, cattle, cows, pigs, too.

Some cats in europe have already caught it

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006100660,00.html
http://english.pravda.ru/news/world/...6919-%20cats-0

KRL 03-15-2006 10:52 AM

First incident of Bird Flu just announced in Sweden today.

:Oh crap

KRL 03-15-2006 11:04 AM

Fuck almighty, didn't realize the military had so much VX so close to a city. This is even more of a hazard than bird flu.

A single drop of VX on a pinhead will kill you in a minute and we've got 250,000 gallons of it??? WTF? Like when would we really ever need to use that much of it?

Full Story:

NEWPORT, Ind. - An Army contractor halted destruction of the deadly nerve agent VX after about 300 gallons of wastewater spilled at the complex built to destroy the Cold War-era chemical weapon.

No one was injured, but it was the fourth spill at the Newport Chemical Depot since the destruction of the VX stock pile began last May, officials said.

Depot spokeswoman Terry Arthur said Wednesday that investigators were still trying to determine what caused the caustic wastewater, called hydrolysate, to leak from one of the complex's two chemical reactors.

Hydrolysate is created by during the destruction of VX. The nerve agent itself is so deadly a single droplet can kill a human within minutes, but the hydrolysate contains no active VX, Arthur said.

The wastewater remained inside a sealed area, said Lt. Col. Scott Kimmell, the depot's commander. He said the spill happened during routine maintenance work.

Of the three previous spills since June, the largest involved about 490 gallons of hydrolysate that spilled when degraded gaskets failed in October.

After each, the chemical neutralization project was stopped until Army contractor Parsons Technology Inc. could determined the cause and made repairs.

The process is expected to create 2 million to 4 million gallons of wastewater.

The Army reported that as of Tuesday about 33,375 gallons of VX had been destroyed - about 13 percent of the more than 250,000 gallons originally stored at the depot 30 miles north of Terre Haute.

A federal review continues into the Army's plan to ship the hydrolysate to a DuPont Co. plant in New Jersey for final treatment and disposal into the Delaware River.

JD 03-15-2006 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bmb
if yer reallly, really lucky that guy that said we were assholes for buying guns will be stocking up on stuff and live right next door to ya :thumbsup

LOL exactly! Let's see. I've got 4 houses within like 100ft of me....if each is set with 3 months food I guess that means I'll have a years worth of food.

polish_aristocrat 07-12-2006 08:32 AM

I am already dead :(


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