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Tom_PM 03-13-2006 12:08 PM

I'd bet that adult performers have a lower aids rate than used car salesmen.

FIX01 03-13-2006 12:16 PM

I'm still waiting on those killer bees that were supposed to hit the US about 10 years ago.

stickyfingerz 03-13-2006 12:29 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You guys seriously crack me up. Short term memories. Do a little mind trip back over the last 35 years. Every 4 or 5 there is some scare that we will be wiped out by a virus. Whats the total number of people killed by the bird flu so far? :error

KRL 03-13-2006 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by FIX01
I'm still waiting on those killer bees that were supposed to hit the US about 10 years ago.

Hello. They're already here.

http://www.stingshield.com/all-us.jpg

http://www.stingshield.com/all_us_se.jpg

Holly 03-13-2006 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by FIX01
I'm still waiting on those killer bees that were supposed to hit the US about 10 years ago.

I think SARS killed them all before they made it here.

KRL 03-13-2006 12:38 PM

Its hard to believe people are laughing about such a serious threat.

You won't be laughing when it comes here. You saw how FEMA handled one hurricane. Wait till you see what they got planned for this scene and they try to quarantine entire metro areas.

Greg B 03-13-2006 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by volante
Will Donald Duck do instead?

http://www.igspot.com/birdflu.jpg

ROFL! Ya gotta send that to www.rense.com

Put a headline: Bird Flu's First American Victim.

Helix 03-13-2006 12:39 PM

Computer model of a pandemic
http://ly.lygo.com/ly/wired/wired/ar...birdflu2_f.gif

Greg B 03-13-2006 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL
Its hard to believe people are laughing about such a serious threat.

You won't be laughing when it comes here. You saw how FEMA handled one hurricane. Wait till you see what they got planned for this scene and they try to quarantine entire metro areas.

Now you're talkin'! Katrina and 9/11 should have been a wakeup call to all of us how inept we are at handling disasters. The Russians should have waited now realizing how incompetent we are at recovering from a disaster. They coulda wiped us out.

KRL 03-13-2006 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Greg B
Now you're talkin'! Katrina and 9/11 should have been a wakeup call to all of us how inept we are at handling disasters. The Russians should have waited now realizing how incompetent we are at recovering from a disaster. They coulda wiped us out.

Exactly. I'm more worried about the over reaction and the government plans that will really make this place look like a police state.

Also, on the killer bees, they are migrating North at a rate of 2 Miles per day. So far on this continent about 1,000 killer bee attacks have been reported on humans and over 100,000 animals attacked and killed.

Helix 03-13-2006 12:53 PM

So far, the project has run about 200 simulations of an avian flu epidemic, models that have helped Longini's group reach provocative conclusions that fall along two lines: how a nationwide outbreak might take hold, and what policies would best combat it.

EpiCast reveals that, in contrast with flu epidemics of decades past, an outbreak today won't progress "like a wave across the country," spreading from town to town and state to state. Instead, no matter where it erupts - Seattle, Chicago, Miami - it will swiftly blanket the nation. "It starts in Chicago one day," Germann says, "and a couple of weeks later it's everywhere at once." Thank the airlines. Even though disease has piggybacked on air travel for decades, we generally had only isolated outbreaks of low-transmission viruses - like when SARS leapt from Hong Kong to Canada in 2003 but failed to spread beyond Toronto. In an epidemic of a highly communicable disease, the airlines' hub network would effectively seed every metropolitan area in the country within a month or two - and then reseed them, repeatedly.

EpiCast showed that local intervention measures can have some impact: Close the schools, enforce a quarantine, and the disease will slow down. That buys the federal government time to develop and mass-produce a vaccine. But Germann quickly adds a caveat: Acting locally may not be enough. In a worst-case outbreak, without a viable vaccine, "the disease will climb, and eventually go exponential. And once it's on the exponential curve, it's very difficult to contain.

CyberHustler 03-13-2006 12:53 PM

http://www.wdr.de/themen/gesundheit/...child_400q.jpg

Holly 03-13-2006 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
Its hard to believe people are laughing about such a serious threat.

You won't be laughing when it comes here. You saw how FEMA handled one hurricane. Wait till you see what they got planned for this scene and they try to quarantine entire metro areas.

You're right. I'm selling my house, going to the Antarctic, and buying an igloo.



Wait... do penguins get bird flu?

CaptainHowdy 03-13-2006 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Helix

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/ima...8/photo_14.jpg

Greg B 03-13-2006 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL
Exactly. I'm more worried about the over reaction and the government plans that will really make this place look like a police state.

Also, on the killer bees, they are migrating North at a rate of 2 Miles per day. So far on this continent about 1,000 killer bee attacks have been reported on humans and over 100,000 animals attacked and killed.

The Killer Bees won't move too far north. 2 miles a day is too fast I would say. At that rate they'd be in Montana in a year and a half. I'd say more like 10 miles a year.

They can't tolerate cold nor the bee mite infections.

They're vicious no doubt but not as bad as predicted. No where near as bad.

sumphatpimp 03-13-2006 12:59 PM

what the hell ever happened to 2257, Acacia and all the rest of the horseshiters?
we don't want to leave anyone out here.
you'll hurt there feelings.

Nathan 03-13-2006 01:03 PM

You guys are more paranoid than europeans, I did not think this would be possible.

1) The bird flu is not transmittable to humans without extreme direct contact with infected birds.
2) For it to become an HUMAN epidemic it needs to first mutate to even be transmittable between humans.
3) There is NO SINGLE COUNT of human to human transmittion even in asia where many humans got infected
4) For it to be actually likely that it mutates it needs a host that already has a human transmittable flu.
5) Even if that is given does not mean that it happends.

sweetpiece 03-13-2006 01:09 PM

http://www.hatrack.com/osc/books/xenocide.jpg

matty 03-13-2006 01:12 PM

were all dead, im getting one of those masks

mattyboy 03-13-2006 01:12 PM

For those in the UK, you might want to watch Channel 4 now.
http://www.channel4.com/science/micr.../bird_flu.html

CDSmith 03-13-2006 01:19 PM

Re-reading Steven King's "The Stand" now....

The Truth Hurts 03-13-2006 01:21 PM

wait a tick.... wasn't this just another 'scare tactic' by the fascist regime occupying the government?

WiredGuy 03-13-2006 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
where can i buy tamiflu?

Its tougher than you may think, governments are stock piling it. Even doctors can't prescribe it as the demand is nuts.
WG

Jarmusch 03-13-2006 01:23 PM

http://www.orlyowl.com/upload/files/BirdFluORLY.jpg

ColBigBalls 03-13-2006 01:29 PM

we had the bird flu last year here in canada.. same thing too. Big Hype.. not alot happened. A few people died but probably wold have had they gotten a normal flu anyway. Heck they even put out travel advisory's not to go to toronto.

But back then we called it s.a.r.s.

DatingGold 03-13-2006 01:49 PM

This is the exact reason I have bought EMFp stock.

They make a mask that protects humans from bird flu and otehr airbourne diseases.

Luc 03-13-2006 02:00 PM

i sale short bird flu vaccine. $5 for 1 tablet. $10 for 2. i throw in free vitamins.

ArkansasDave 03-13-2006 02:00 PM

hide your chickens ..!

BoyAlley 03-13-2006 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Greg B 03-13-2006 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
Re-reading Steven King's "The Stand" now....

Now THAT's scary :)

Greg B 03-13-2006 08:06 PM

Oh this is fucked up! ABC evening news states that the 2nd variant of the bird flu virus is faster and more lethal. Because of this second mutation the first vaccine is now useless. The first wave will hit Alaska in as little as three weeks and then be fully in the lower 48 states by August. Just in time to fuck up all the birds that will then begin to start flying south for the winter and possibly infecting all the birds in Central and S. America.

Is that fucked up or what???

Because Alaska is so remote it would take experts about a month to know if it has arrived.

This year is gonna be a doozy.

minusonebit 03-13-2006 08:14 PM

Ah well, the good thing is that if it does finally hit, it will reduce the world population to sustainable levels -- something even abortion hasnt managed to do yet. Bush and his buddies are out to make a buck, its nothing new for them by any strech. It very well could be that Bird Flu is just a bunch of bird shit.

Greg B 03-13-2006 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit
Ah well, the good thing is that if it does finally hit, it will reduce the world population to sustainable levels -- something even abortion hasnt managed to do yet. Bush and his buddies are out to make a buck, its nothing new for them by any strech. It very well could be that Bird Flu is just a bunch of bird shit.

If it was bird shit it wouldn't have mutated already. That's the definite warning sign. Not a total final sign but a warning sign.

Most of the time, viri reach a crescendo and just go less vital. Once in a while one doesn't. The indicators are the intensity of the first 2 or 3 waves. Other factors build on that by giving the viri an environment to thrive in for good or bad.

Bird shit? Not by a long shot. Something to keep an eye on as ABC News is running a round the clock vigil and running nightly reports. Obviously they know something we don't?

JD 03-13-2006 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Greg B
If it was bird shit it wouldn't have mutated already. That's the definite warning sign. Not a total final sign but a warning sign.

Most of the time, viri reach a crescendo and just go less vital. Once in a while one doesn't. The indicators are the intensity of the first 2 or 3 waves. Other factors build on that by giving the viri an environment to thrive in for good or bad.

Bird shit? Not by a long shot. Something to keep an eye on as ABC News is running a round the clock vigil and running nightly reports. Obviously they know something we don't?

they're just hyping it because it gets people to view their shitty newscasts and their advertisers love it

Bob_cougar 03-13-2006 09:53 PM

i hope it's not yet too late before experts discover the cure to this killer disease.

Greg B 03-14-2006 07:54 PM

Sheesh! The scientist who discovered the bird flu was on ABC News tonight. Fuckin' scary what he said. to put it lightly he's got 3 months of food and water stored.

Scootermuze 03-14-2006 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Greg B
..............

The rich won't care because that means more room for them.

If it hits, it'll be no respecter of wealth...

fr0gman 03-14-2006 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by WEG Cory
I respectfully disagree.

If you look back in history, you will see we are long overdue for an epidemic. It is a natural way of life.

And you need to look at what this flu does to healthy lungs, then you understand why it is so dangerous. The issue is that the virus, like others in the past, is manifesting and becoming more agile; more intelligent.

I have said from day 1 this is our most dangerous enemy in our current climate. Al Quada can not do in 20 years what this can do in a matter of weeks.

Very well stated. I'll just delete my post now since it was pretty much word-4-word.

Our world is due for another population thinning. And like all death we can stave it off for a while but it will happen sooner or later. We are to the Earth nothing but parasites and like any living organism it can only tolerate so much then it is time for a clensing.

I am not sure why the one guy said he was gong to buy a gun. Diseases kill people with guns also.

potter 03-14-2006 09:38 PM

I really don't understand how I see the biggest birdflu fanatics on a webmaster board. If bird flu strikes, just stay in your house sitting in front of the computer posting bullshit on gfy. Just like you do every other day of the week.

OzMan 03-14-2006 10:41 PM

This bird flu forum has some great info, especially on what supplies to stockpile.

http://www.superflutalk.com/ :thumbsup


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