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Old 03-11-2006, 08:16 PM   #1
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My BF bought a dildo today the size of a traffic cone: Gonna have fun tonight!

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Old 03-11-2006, 08:17 PM   #2
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:19 PM   #3
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:19 PM   #4
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How can you have fun with something that size? I like a finger in the arse when getting a BJ like any pervert does but a fucking traffic cone...wtf?
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:21 PM   #6
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:25 PM   #7
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How can you have fun with something that size? I like a finger in the arse when getting a BJ like any pervert does but a fucking traffic cone...wtf?

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Old 03-11-2006, 08:31 PM   #9
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:32 PM   #10
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If it don't fit we're going to go out and redirect traffic. We still got some flares in the closet from another wild night we had..........
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:38 PM   #11
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That isnt a dildo that is a weapon of mass destruction. Saddam Hussein didnt even have shit like that in Iraq.
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:39 PM   #12
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Saddam Hussein didnt even have shit like that in Iraq.

Yes he did. It was just hidden somewhere not even Colon Powell thought to look.....
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:40 PM   #13
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Old 03-11-2006, 08:43 PM   #14
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That isnt a dildo that is a weapon of mass destruction. .
you mean ass destruction
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I actually did a film "Weapons Of Ass Destruction". Check www.relishxxx.tv
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If it don't fit we're going to go out and redirect traffic. We still got some flares in the closet from another wild night we had..........

holy shit...flares?
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Old 03-11-2006, 10:42 PM   #18
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What a fucking faggot. I bet your parents are real proud sport.
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Old 03-11-2006, 11:00 PM   #19
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You tell him, sparky!

I bet he rethinks his sexual orientation after that one and goes straight!

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Old 03-11-2006, 11:03 PM   #21
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Old 03-11-2006, 11:12 PM   #22
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He's the typical faggot. Always flaunting it thinking he's different. Yea you're different sport, just in a disgusting faggot outcast kind of way. Faggots make me sick.
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Old 03-11-2006, 11:48 PM   #23
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He's the typical faggot. Always flaunting it thinking he's different. Yea you're different sport, just in a disgusting faggot outcast kind of way. Faggots make me sick.
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Old 03-12-2006, 12:20 AM   #24
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Poor faggot thinks he's an individual for flaunting his homosexuality. You faggots are a joke in the USA, probably moreso everywhere else.
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Old 03-12-2006, 02:26 AM   #25
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OMG CAN YOU LIKE STOP TALKING LIKE THIS?
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i hope you get high before you do to much damage with that thing
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Old 03-12-2006, 02:40 AM   #28
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str8 guys talk about their sex lives on this board all the time. if a few gay guys do, what's the big deal? the simple solution - if you don't want to hear about it, don't click the thread.

or are you proud you can let us all know that you're a small-minded uneducated bigot?

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He's the typical faggot. Always flaunting it thinking he's different. Yea you're different sport, just in a disgusting faggot outcast kind of way. Faggots make me sick.
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Old 03-12-2006, 09:33 AM   #31
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is he getting you excited?
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Old 03-12-2006, 09:56 AM   #32
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is he getting you excited?
My large, thick, erect font is making him wet!
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Old 03-12-2006, 09:59 AM   #33
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I have no problem with you being gay, but seriously threads like this aren't needed... I know I know I didn't need to click on it, but hey I did.
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I don't use drugs. Drugs are bad, mmmk?

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Hi, is that you in the pic?
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str8 guys talk about their sex lives on this board all the time. if a few gay guys do, what's the big deal? the simple solution - if you don't want to hear about it, don't click the thread.

or are you proud you can let us all know that you're a small-minded uneducated bigot?

Small Minded uneducated bigot? Please brasschick, put your thesaurus away and stop embarassing yourself. I didn't know disliking flaunting faggots makes me uneducated lol.. And my beliefs that being a flaunting faggot gives you no human rights makes me small minded? LOL.. The term would be close minded, and even that's not accurate. You definitely must be in the porn business as you have proven that you have no common sense whatsoever, and learn to use those words in the correct context.. Enjoy Porn..
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i said small-minded because i meant small-minded.

my english professors in college felt i had an excellent grasp of language. the reason you can't comprehend what i'm saying is you're too busy deciding what i mean to actually just read it.

btw-small-minded
A adjective 1 petty, small-minded
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Small Minded uneducated bigot? Please brasschick, put your thesaurus away and stop embarassing yourself. I didn't know disliking flaunting faggots makes me uneducated lol.. And my beliefs that being a flaunting faggot gives you no human rights makes me small minded? LOL.. The term would be close minded, and even that's not accurate. You definitely must be in the porn business as you have proven that you have no common sense whatsoever, and learn to use those words in the correct context.. Enjoy Porn..
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OMG you mean there are people that are in the porn business on here?!?!?!

Someone should have warned me!!!!! I can't be seen hanging around all of these perverts.

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i said small-minded because i meant small-minded.

my english professors in college felt i had an excellent grasp of language. the reason you can't comprehend what i'm saying is you're too busy deciding what i mean to actually just read it.

btw-small-minded
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have a nice day
Yea, I'm sure your college professors felt you had an excellent grasp of 'language'. Unfortunately, "language" isn't what your problem is. It's grammar and throwing in words you aren't aware of into the wrong context, doll. And if you had any common sense at all which of course you don't, since you're in the porn industry and all, you'd understand that me calling someone a faggot doesn't make me small minded. My beliefs don't make me small minded, they would make me close minded if that were even the case.. So again I'm sure your community college professors were impressed with your subpar English, but in the real world you'd just make a fool out of yourself by spewing out ideas you have no concept of, like you're doing now
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Yes he did. It was just hidden somewhere not even Colon Powell thought to look.....
anyone else find it amusing BoyAlley mentioned "Colon Powell"?


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Yea, I'm sure your college professors felt you had an excellent grasp of 'language'. Unfortunately, "language" isn't what your problem is. It's grammar and throwing in words you aren't aware of into the wrong context, doll. And if you had any common sense at all which of course you don't, since you're in the porn industry and all, you'd understand that me calling someone a faggot doesn't make me small minded. My beliefs don't make me small minded, they would make me close minded if that were even the case.. So again I'm sure your community college professors were impressed with your subpar English, but in the real world you'd just make a fool out of yourself by spewing out ideas you have no concept of, like you're doing now
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There is no way a human being could fit that up their ass.

No way in hell.
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No way in hell.


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