My BF bought a dildo today the size of a traffic cone: Gonna have fun tonight!
 

Pictures....? :pimp

pictures of it in action:)

dude.................................. wtf

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How can you have fun with something that size? I like a finger in the arse when getting a BJ like any pervert does but a fucking traffic cone...wtf?

be careful no one gets hurt.

RAFLMAO :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

For some reason, this thread reminds me of goatse.

BoyAlley -- just be careful man. Don't want to end up an old dude having to sit on a cork during long flights and whatnot.

That isnt a dildo that is a weapon of mass destruction. Saddam Hussein didnt even have shit like that in Iraq.

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you mean ass destruction :Oh crap

I love it when you talk dirty. :winkwink:

I actually did a film "Weapons Of Ass Destruction". Check www.relishxxx.tv

holy shit...flares?:uhoh

What a fucking faggot. I bet your parents are real proud sport.

You tell him, sparky!

I bet he rethinks his sexual orientation after that one and goes straight!

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that is ridiculously big

Take it easy there, Liberace.

:warning :conehead :moon :error

He's the typical faggot. Always flaunting it thinking he's different. Yea you're different sport, just in a disgusting faggot outcast kind of way. Faggots make me sick.

We're Here. We're Queer. Go Fuck Yourself!

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Poor faggot thinks he's an individual for flaunting his homosexuality. You faggots are a joke in the USA, probably moreso everywhere else.

useless w/o pics of you in action :D

i hope you get high before you do to much damage with that thing

str8 guys talk about their sex lives on this board all the time. if a few gay guys do, what's the big deal? the simple solution - if you don't want to hear about it, don't click the thread.

or are you proud you can let us all know that you're a small-minded uneducated bigot?

hahaha, LOL

Whatever floats your boat

is he getting you excited? :1orglaugh

Nice, I have a couple of those.

I have no problem with you being gay, but seriously threads like this aren't needed... I know I know I didn't need to click on it, but hey I did.

I don't use drugs. Drugs are bad, mmmk?

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Hi, is that you in the pic?

No. I have no chest hair.

Small Minded uneducated bigot? Please brasschick, put your thesaurus away and stop embarassing yourself. I didn't know disliking flaunting faggots makes me uneducated lol.. And my beliefs that being a flaunting faggot gives you no human rights makes me small minded? LOL.. The term would be close minded, and even that's not accurate. You definitely must be in the porn business as you have proven that you have no common sense whatsoever, and learn to use those words in the correct context.. Enjoy Porn..

i said small-minded because i meant small-minded.

my english professors in college felt i had an excellent grasp of language. the reason you can't comprehend what i'm saying is you're too busy deciding what i mean to actually just read it.

btw-small-minded
A adjective 1 petty, small-minded
contemptibly narrow in outlook; "petty little comments"; "disgusted with their small-minded pettiness"

have a nice day :)

fag .... :)

Yea, I'm sure your college professors felt you had an excellent grasp of 'language'. Unfortunately, "language" isn't what your problem is. It's grammar and throwing in words you aren't aware of into the wrong context, doll. And if you had any common sense at all which of course you don't, since you're in the porn industry and all, you'd understand that me calling someone a faggot doesn't make me small minded. My beliefs don't make me small minded, they would make me close minded if that were even the case.. So again I'm sure your community college professors were impressed with your subpar English, but in the real world you'd just make a fool out of yourself by spewing out ideas you have no concept of, like you're doing now:)

Enjoy! I expect non-stop cries and moaning then. :thumbsup :pimp

just make sure paramedics are on stand by :helpme

anyone else find it amusing BoyAlley mentioned "Colon Powell"?


buh bum bum pish!

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There is no way a human being could fit that up their ass.

No way in hell.

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I'm sure BoyAlley will try his hardest though.

If I can fit a watermelon, I can fit a traffic cone......

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