E-FUCKING-PASSPORTE... Drama Thread! - GoFuckYourself.com

V_RocKs · 03-11-2006, 01:06 PM

God FUCKING DAMMIT YOU PEOPLE ARE REALLY TRYING MY FUCKING PATIENCE!

Having worked closely with Chris I always gave Epassporte the benefit of the doubt...

I made this thread: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?p=9436823 after they sent me a notice saying I had $5000 time to send some documentation. I sent it two times and even talked to Keyser about it.

Today my account is locked... I talked to Keyser and sent the info twice and my account is locked. WTF?

Juicy D. Links · 03-11-2006, 01:07 PM

oy vey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that mean "oh shit" in Hebrew

Jarmusch · 03-11-2006, 01:07 PM

"We haven't had any problems so far. Epassporte is great."

pornguy · 03-11-2006, 01:08 PM

Never leave much money in there.

Jace · 03-11-2006, 01:08 PM

jeez, does the epassporte shit ever end?

sorry to hear that man, it sucks to have money that it yours and you can't get to it because of incompetence

V_RocKs · 03-11-2006, 01:08 PM

Great... Corporate office is closed until Monday... Is this any way to run a fucking company? Would this be the same answer a client with $200,000 in a corporate account would get? I hope not.

adultvisitors · 03-11-2006, 01:09 PM

hmmmmmmm

Markit · 03-11-2006, 01:10 PM

scary shit

chadglni · 03-11-2006, 01:10 PM

Sorry to interrupt but is it $5000 balance or $5000 total received?

Jarmusch · 03-11-2006, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

Sorry to interrupt but is it $5000 balance or $5000 total received?

It should be balance.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-11-2006, 01:14 PM

Now imagine your domains are all set to expire/rebill today , and your hosting.and googe adwords are also billing through epassporte.

You would have to spend HOURS and HOURS fixing shit and thats IF you could.. Some hosting companies will shut you off if the rebill doesnt go through that means downtime, lack of being able to fund google adwords will cause your campaigns to pause etc etc .

bdld · 03-11-2006, 01:14 PM

the horror stories just never end.

Platinumpimp · 03-11-2006, 01:15 PM

Epassporte is a great feature, only its run by idiots that send out people who are too busy making super duper contests on here.

Babagirls · 03-11-2006, 01:15 PM

wow wtf is up with all the epass threads this year?

SmokeyTheBear · 03-11-2006, 01:16 PM

or even worse imagine like what happened to me your on vacation when it happens and planned on using the card

webgurl · 03-11-2006, 01:19 PM

This happened to me as well (my account froze cause it reached the limit) I told Keyser about my issue , he replied back once and never heard back from him again .
Check your internal email when you login and contact i think this is the email
[email protected] but u have to send it thru the internal email . Goodluck

chadglni · 03-11-2006, 01:20 PM

I wonder why they picked $5000. That's hardly an amount of money to be concerned with in this industry.

V_RocKs · 03-11-2006, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

Sorry to interrupt but is it $5000 balance or $5000 total received?

Balance... I have received quite a bit more than that.

chadglni · 03-11-2006, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Balance... I have received quite a bit more than that.

Thank you, I will become a spend nazi when the limit approaches.

V_RocKs · 03-11-2006, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl

This happened to me as well (my account froze cause it reached the limit) I told Keyser about my issue , he replied back once and never heard back from him again .
Check your internal email when you login and contact i think this is the email
[email protected] but u have to send it thru the internal email . Goodluck

I sent them the info twice... Monday and Friday morning. Friday I sent it just to make sure they received it since I didn't get any reply from them.

Jarmusch · 03-11-2006, 01:23 PM

Are you ok if your account balance never goes above $4,999.99?

V_RocKs · 03-11-2006, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

or even worse imagine like what happened to me your on vacation when it happens and planned on using the card

What sucks is I was just about to move $2K into one of my other accounts just incase they did this... I swear we all have the ability to know what is coming next... We just don't always act on it.

V_RocKs · 03-11-2006, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Are you ok if your account balance never goes above $4,999.99?

It isn't $5,000... it is something under it... My account never went over $4,800.. I'd always put it in my bank before.

Daruma · 03-11-2006, 01:25 PM

maybe they are like bank of america

corporate accounts with 10K to 10mil - hours of service: 6am to 6pm monday-friday

personal accounts with $5 - hours of service: 24hours / 7 days / 365

Juicy D. Links · 03-11-2006, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daruma

maybe they are like bank of america

corporate accounts with 10K to 10mil - hours of service: 6am to 6pm monday-friday

personal accounts with $5 - hours of service: 24hours / 7 days / 365

yeah wtf is up with BOA and there fucking hours of support?

webgurl · 03-11-2006, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I sent them the info twice... Monday and Friday morning. Friday I sent it just to make sure they received it since I didn't get any reply from them.

Yeah the shitty thing is that you will have to wait until
the weekend is over . Another thing that bugs me is that
they don't have a number you can reach, that directly deals
with accounts that have been "temporarily disabled"
Grrrrrrrrr...

xclusive · 03-11-2006, 01:31 PM

BOA sucks ass

V_RocKs · 03-11-2006, 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl

Another thing that bugs me is that
they don't have a number you can reach, that directly deals
with accounts that have been "temporarily disabled"
Grrrrrrrrr...

Hit the nail right on the head right there, you did!

EdgeXXX · 03-11-2006, 02:03 PM

I swear, it seems like if it's not one thing with Epassporte it's something else. Sorry to hear about your experience with this V_RocKs.

*Gives me an idea for Drive101 though*

Michael O · 03-11-2006, 02:07 PM

Your documents have been verified and your account is unblocked.
When you sent in the docs yesterday the person I forwarded the request to had left for the day. When I saw this thread I forwarded it to someone else.
I don't know why the docs you sent on Monday weren't processed.

pr0 · 03-11-2006, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

Your documents have been verified and your account is unblocked.
When you sent in the docs yesterday the person I forwarded the request to had left for the day. When I saw this thread I forwarded it to someone else.
I don't know why the docs you sent on Monday weren't processed.

now thats fucking service!

clickclickclick · 03-11-2006, 02:08 PM

i think the only deal now is to have them win a xbiz awards and then we are all set

Sly · 03-11-2006, 02:08 PM

I can't wait to see how Keyser responds.

I kind of feel sorry for the guy. He must deal with stuff like this 24/7.

Sly · 03-11-2006, 02:09 PM

Haha, he responded while I was typing. Least he handled the situation, though he shouldn't have to.

EdgeXXX · 03-11-2006, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickclickclick

i think the only deal now is to have them win a xbiz awards and then we are all set

Oh shit

SmokeyTheBear · 03-11-2006, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chadglni

I wonder why they picked $5000. That's hardly an amount of money to be concerned with in this industry.

homeland security anti-moneylaundering limit..

They have one in canada too. try to spend a 1000 bill somewhere and they record your id and such, or ty to get a $5000 money order . they have to report info to the gov when that happens.

polish_aristocrat · 03-11-2006, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

after they sent me a notice saying I had $5000 time to send some documentation.

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

It isn't $5,000... it is something under it... My account never went over $4,800.. I'd always put it in my bank before.

now I dont get it...

V_RocKs · 03-11-2006, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

now I dont get it...

I should have said, almost $5000.... verbatim... didn't know you'd audit.

My account is now unblocked. Thanks Keyser!

Sly · 03-11-2006, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

homeland security anti-moneylaundering limit..

They have one in canada too. try to spend a 1000 bill somewhere and they record your id and such, or ty to get a $5000 money order . they have to report info to the gov when that happens.

Are you sure its $5k? I was always told its $10k. Maybe $5k is for online transactions only. I make deposits larger than $5k with no reporting, but I always stay under $10k. I don't know if it even matters, but its probably less hassle.

EdgeXXX · 03-11-2006, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

I make deposits larger than $5k with no reporting

Yes, that's what brought you to our attention.

ravo · 03-11-2006, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Are you sure its $5k? I was always told its $10k. Maybe $5k is for online transactions only. I make deposits larger than $5k with no reporting, but I always stay under $10k. I don't know if it even matters, but its probably less hassle.

Yeah, it is $10K. Any transaction (cash or otherwise) is reported.

And, Canada did away with the $1000 bill about 3-4 years ago, altho' there still might be some in circulation.

2HousePlague · 03-11-2006, 02:40 PM

2hp

woj · 03-11-2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keyser Soze

Your documents have been verified and your account is unblocked.
When you sent in the docs yesterday the person I forwarded the request to had left for the day. When I saw this thread I forwarded it to someone else.
I don't know why the docs you sent on Monday weren't processed.

At least shit gets resolved once it's posted on the boards

PornHero · 03-11-2006, 03:25 PM

Here is what I suggest about how to view the Epassporte service -- think of it as a "convenience" service rather than a "mission critical" one... instead of having to physically go to the bank and deposit checks, epassporte allows you to receive your payments online and transfer $$$ to your bank or get cash.

But dont trust epassporte with your mission critical items: domain names, servers/hosting, groceries, spending money while your on vacation, or any other purchase that needs 100% reliability that it gets done on a certain date. Epassporte is a great service that is clearly having growing pains but as long as you follow my above advice you should be fine.

oh and dont leave too high a balance in your account, you never know, one day we may all wake up to the announcement that epassporte got shut down

anyone remember AdultCheck?

PornHero

Alphonso · 03-11-2006, 03:28 PM

i am hottt

SmokeyTheBear · 03-11-2006, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Are you sure its $5k? I was always told its $10k. Maybe $5k is for online transactions only. I make deposits larger than $5k with no reporting, but I always stay under $10k. I don't know if it even matters, but its probably less hassle.

nope despite what some people may tell you , ITS 5K , but dont take my word , just go to a check cashing place ( or anywhere ) and try to get a money order for 5k with no i.d. . aint gonna happen

SmokeyTheBear · 03-11-2006, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravo

And, Canada did away with the $1000 bill about 3-4 years ago, altho' there still might be some in circulation.

might .

Damian_Maxcash · 03-11-2006, 05:26 PM

Hey Keyser....

Does this affect you if you have a credit card loaded? or only if you have an account opened and just used by sponsors?

also can I deal with it now, before I reach the limit so it dosnt fuck me up later?

Michael O · 03-11-2006, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by damian2001

Hey Keyser....

Does this affect you if you have a credit card loaded? or only if you have an account opened and just used by sponsors?

also can I deal with it now, before I reach the limit so it dosnt fuck me up later?

Yes it affects both types of accounts.
Yes you can do it now email me your account name

tungsten · 03-11-2006, 05:32 PM

$5000 in epass, ur asking for problems

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