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EdgeXXX · 03-10-2006, 11:06 PM

Tell the Doctor your problems

Spunky · 03-10-2006, 11:07 PM

Why do I bleed when I poo

stickyfingerz · 03-10-2006, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Why do I bleed when I poo

The bigger question is why do I poo when I bleed?

thaifan99 · 03-10-2006, 11:10 PM

Why does my cock grow an inch a month?

EdgeXXX · 03-10-2006, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Why do I bleed when I poo

Because of monkey pirates (also known as: butt-monkeys and butt-pirates), they are dirty and vicious:

EdgeXXX · 03-10-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by thaifan99

Why does my cock grow an inch a month?

Only one inch? You will need to consult a specialist about this problem.

JD · 03-10-2006, 11:24 PM

why can't I fit my entire head up my ass? I can only get like 1/4 in. Then it's like I hit a wall or something.

mikeyddddd · 03-10-2006, 11:38 PM

Which one of my meds is causing blindness in both eyes, tunnel vision, decreased night vision, decreased tears, hearing impairment, epileptic seizures, migraines, dizziness, memory loss, drowsiness, numbness of the limbs, slurring of speech, restless legs, tremors, severe depression, irritability, anxiety, insomnia, shortness of breath, high blood pressure, nausea, diarrhea (sometimes with blood in my poop), pain when swallowing, itching, hives, loss of hair, low blood sugar, burning peepee, excessive thirst, fluid retention, brain damage and ADD?

EdgeXXX · 03-10-2006, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

why can't I fit my entire head up my ass? I can only get like 1/4 in. Then it's like I hit a wall or something.

This feat can only be mastered by the elders of a sacred order of rabid Tibetan lesbian butt-monks... BEHOLD:

JD · 03-10-2006, 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

This feat can only be mastered by the elders of a sacred order of rabid Tibetan lesbian butt-monks... BEHOLD:

oic. will that be covered in the Drive101 lessons?

EdgeXXX · 03-10-2006, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

Which one of my meds is causing blindness in both eyes, tunnel vision, decreased night vision, decreased tears, hearing impairment, epileptic seizures, migraines, dizziness, memory loss, drowsiness, numbness of the limbs, slurring of speech, restless legs, tremors, severe depression, irritability, anxiety, insomnia, shortness of breath, high blood pressure, nausea, diarrhea (sometimes with blood in my poop), pain when swallowing, itching, hives, loss of hair, low blood sugar, burning peepee, excessive thirst, fluid retention, brain damage and ADD?

Unfortunately, the problem is not being cause by your medication. The problem stems from your lack of daily ball-stretching exercises and I must recommend that you begin them immediately to avoid long-term trauma.

EdgeXXX · 03-10-2006, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

oic. will that be covered in the Drive101 lessons?

ROFL

As soon as I can perfect the "getting it back out" part

mikeyddddd · 03-10-2006, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Unfortunately, the problem is not being cause by your medication. The problem stems from your lack of daily ball-stretching exercises and I must recommend that you begin them immediately to avoid long-term trauma.

Gawd dammit! That's what he told me:

And I thought he was a quack

EdgeXXX · 03-11-2006, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

Gawd dammit! That's what he told me:

And I thought he was a quack

Ah yes, whereas Dr Phil used to suffer from extreme psychotic puppet delusions stemming from a bizarre childhood puppet molestation, I have heard that he is doing much better now.

BusterBunny · 03-11-2006, 12:13 AM

who is the only person to be killed by the terminator, aliens, and a predator and how did he get so lucky?

EdgeXXX · 03-11-2006, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

who is the only person to be killed by the terminator, aliens, and a predator and how did he get so lucky?

Here within lies the answer that you seek:

http://www.darkhorse.com/profile/profile.php?sku=99-186

There was also a second, lesser-known, mentally-challenged victim of this rare death trifecta. His name was Bobby "Pumpkin Nuts" Jackson, but we do not talk about him:

clickhappy · 03-11-2006, 12:28 AM

when does the challenge in your sig start?

The Sultan Of Smut · 03-11-2006, 12:32 AM

I have a big problem. I've been making lame threads. I don't know what to do.

JD · 03-11-2006, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

when does the challenge in your sig start?

that's what I'm wondering

drunken ninja · 03-11-2006, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Only one inch? You will need to consult a specialist about this problem.

yuck....

EdgeXXX · 03-11-2006, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

when does the challenge in your sig start?

I am going to spend the weekend putting all of the info on the blog and getting ready for it and I will be officially starting the Challenge itself on Monday

EdgeXXX · 03-11-2006, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

I have a big problem. I've been making lame threads. I don't know what to do.

The only known cure for this is riding the "Cycle of Doom" without falling off or hitting your head on an overpass:

JD · 03-11-2006, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

The only known cure for this is riding the "Cycle of Doom" without falling off or hitting your head on an overpass:

that's FUCKING sweet!

clickhappy · 03-11-2006, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

I am going to spend the weekend putting all of the info on the blog and getting ready for it and I will be officially starting the Challenge itself on Monday

that'll be a very popular blog. Looking forward to reading it, good luck with it

The Sultan Of Smut · 03-11-2006, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

The only known cure for this is riding the "Cycle of Doom" without falling off or hitting your head on an overpass:

Hey I get it! Thanks man!!! I was missing pictures.

The Sultan Of Smut · 03-11-2006, 01:04 AM

Also, I'm in the process of writing a mega post defining the behaviour of women. It'll be a must read!

JD · 03-11-2006, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

that'll be a very popular blog. Looking forward to reading it, good luck with it

and all with donated hosting from yours truely

EdgeXXX · 03-11-2006, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by clickhappy

that'll be a very popular blog. Looking forward to reading it, good luck with it

Thanks, it should be fun

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

and all with donated hosting from yours truely

SPeRMiNaToR rocks!

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

Also, I'm in the process of writing a mega post defining the behaviour of women. It'll be a must read!

Hehe sweet, I'll be reading that one

ForteCash · 03-11-2006, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Tell the Doctor your problems

If you want to start a site using my domain fuckdoctor.com, let me know and I'll just take some ad space on it

Hit me up at brandon(A)reecemarketing.com

or use my contact for at www.ReeceMarketing.com

EdgeXXX · 03-11-2006, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash

If you want to start a site using my domain fuckdoctor.com, let me know and I'll just take some ad space on it

Hit me up at brandon(A)reecemarketing.com

or use my contact for at www.ReeceMarketing.com

That's an awesome domain. Thanks, I'll keep that one in mind

The Sultan Of Smut · 03-11-2006, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Hehe sweet, I'll be reading that one

Hey did you see the post?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?p=9440862

Plus this is another one I did but it covers a different topic:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?p=9440560

EdgeXXX · 03-11-2006, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by The Sultan Of Smut

Hey did you see the post?
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?p=9440862

Plus this is another one I did but it covers a different topic:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?p=9440560

Holy hell, you're still up? Did you sleep yet?

P.S. Reading them now

EdgeXXX · 03-11-2006, 10:08 PM

Once again, the Doctor is in and available for counseling...

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