Which Country Has The Best Whorehouses? - GoFuckYourself.com

Greg B · 03-11-2006, 05:05 PM

I figured if a pimp song could win the fucking Oscar for best song that means the world has sunk lower than snakeshit in quicksand in an Australian ditch.

So which country has the best most professionally fun whorehouses? I'm not talking the cheapest, I'm talking run pro, somewhat safe, well groomed etc?

( waiting for the 'Congress' jokes to come in fast ).

DaLord · 03-11-2006, 05:11 PM

The dutchies are doing a pretty good job at that and the girls don't look like cumcontainers.

whitey · 03-11-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Greg B

I figured if a pimp song could win the fucking Oscar for best song that means the world has sunk lower than snakeshit in quicksand in an Australian ditch.

So which country has the best most professionally fun whorehouses? I'm not talking the cheapest, I'm talking run pro, somewhat safe, well groomed etc?

( waiting for the 'Congress' jokes to come in fast ).

Thailand first
Hong Kong Second
Czech Republic Third

Phil · 03-11-2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by whitey

Thailand first
Hong Kong Second
Czech Republic Third

HUNGARY !!!! The Capital of anal sex!

Manowar · 03-11-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DaLord

The dutchies are doing a pretty good job at that and the girls don't look like cumcontainers.

Greg B · 03-11-2006, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CAMOKAT

HUNGARY !!!! The Capital of anal sex!

They have whorehouses in Hungary???

That sounds scary.

Lemme hit Wikipedia and brush up on the history of Hungary.

bellskids · 03-11-2006, 07:26 PM

Half the girls in Prague are from Hungary and they are stunning. they can earn a lot more in Prague than they would back home in Budapest. In Prague I found the lapdancers very pushy etc to the point where it became a little unpleasant. Thailand has great girls, and you dont have to be done in half hour lol. plus theres nothing like a good massage and being bathed afterwards

bellskids · 03-11-2006, 07:27 PM

Russians are the worst i reckon, in Prague they are almost insulting and over here in Bangkok the Russians are major bitches too, it must be genetic.

Spunky · 03-11-2006, 07:28 PM

Nevada seems to be pretty good also

bellskids · 03-11-2006, 07:35 PM

nevada ho's look scary as fuck from all the tv shows and documentaries ive seen about them tho the brothels do look well managed and a safe environment to be in. They all look like stereotypical whores, i prefer mre naturally beautiful girls rather than silicone and collagen enhanced monsters haha

Phil · 03-11-2006, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by bellskids

Russians are the worst i reckon, in Prague they are almost insulting and over here in Bangkok the Russians are major bitches too, it must be genetic.

They just know their price, that?s it.. Thai girls will hang around all day just to score a couple of bucks.

JoeMeca · 03-11-2006, 09:49 PM

romania?

BabeHunter · 03-11-2006, 11:53 PM

Thailand wins hands down

dodger21 · 03-11-2006, 11:54 PM

I haven't been to Asia, but FUCKING PRAGUE IS AMAZING when it comes to whores!

OneHungLo · 03-12-2006, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dodger21

I haven't been to Asia, but FUCKING PRAGUE IS AMAZING when it comes to whores!

I'll second that!

tony286 · 03-12-2006, 12:08 AM

you guys should do a travel guide: Buying Pussy around the World in Eighty Days lol

Cogitator · 03-12-2006, 12:10 AM

I've heard plenty of good things about Thailand but I've never been there. But I have been to Malaysia and I'd have to say their whorehouses are decent. Mostly very good looking and sexy chinese women. However, my best times have been in Brazil :-) (I've been to Nevada's places: they REALLY suck)

sperbonzo · 03-12-2006, 12:16 AM

Belarus and the Ukraine!!!!

Minsk and Kiev baby!

smokin' hot women with decent attitudes and good hygene.

at least, uhhhhh..... that's what I've read in Reader's Digest.
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Greg B · 03-12-2006, 06:21 AM

How come I'm not hearing about Puerto Rico or Italy or Australia?

Former Soviet Bloc pussy sounds scary. I'm not into Asian women so Thailand is out. Somebody said Malaysia? Don't they like behead mother fuckers for whorin' around there?

What about Britain, France, Germany, Denmark?

Lotta land on Earth. If you can get a toe-hold someone will sell some pussy.

PoKo · 03-12-2006, 07:22 AM

Poland and Holland

Daruma · 03-12-2006, 07:24 AM

japan is best by far - cost is also the highest

03-11-2006, 05:05 PM	#1
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	Which Country Has The Best Whorehouses? I figured if a pimp song could win the fucking Oscar for best song that means the world has sunk lower than snakeshit in quicksand in an Australian ditch. So which country has the best most professionally fun whorehouses? I'm not talking the cheapest, I'm talking run pro, somewhat safe, well groomed etc? ( waiting for the 'Congress' jokes to come in fast ).

03-11-2006, 07:26 PM	#7
bellskids Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 558	Half the girls in Prague are from Hungary and they are stunning. they can earn a lot more in Prague than they would back home in Budapest. In Prague I found the lapdancers very pushy etc to the point where it became a little unpleasant. Thailand has great girls, and you dont have to be done in half hour lol. plus theres nothing like a good massage and being bathed afterwards __________________ http://www.lunascam.com/partners - HOT all natural pro dancing Spanish cam girl with the most amazing all natural breasts. These puppies sell like no other. 50/50 revshare. Converts awesome on Teen, Latin, Big Breasts, Amateur and Webcam traffic.

03-11-2006, 07:27 PM	#8
bellskids Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 558	Russians are the worst i reckon, in Prague they are almost insulting and over here in Bangkok the Russians are major bitches too, it must be genetic. __________________ http://www.lunascam.com/partners - HOT all natural pro dancing Spanish cam girl with the most amazing all natural breasts. These puppies sell like no other. 50/50 revshare. Converts awesome on Teen, Latin, Big Breasts, Amateur and Webcam traffic.

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Nevada seems to be pretty good also __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

03-11-2006, 07:35 PM	#10
bellskids Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 558	nevada ho's look scary as fuck from all the tv shows and documentaries ive seen about them tho the brothels do look well managed and a safe environment to be in. They all look like stereotypical whores, i prefer mre naturally beautiful girls rather than silicone and collagen enhanced monsters haha __________________ http://www.lunascam.com/partners - HOT all natural pro dancing Spanish cam girl with the most amazing all natural breasts. These puppies sell like no other. 50/50 revshare. Converts awesome on Teen, Latin, Big Breasts, Amateur and Webcam traffic.

03-11-2006, 05:11 PM	#2
DaLord Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 3,318	The dutchies are doing a pretty good job at that and the girls don't look like cumcontainers.

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JoeMeca So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Juicy's House! Icq: 265529404 Posts: 2,266	romania?

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BabeHunter Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: 2nd door on the left Posts: 4,063	Thailand wins hands down __________________ Yep

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Cogitator Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Florida Posts: 672	I've heard plenty of good things about Thailand but I've never been there. But I have been to Malaysia and I'd have to say their whorehouses are decent. Mostly very good looking and sexy chinese women. However, my best times have been in Brazil :-) (I've been to Nevada's places: they REALLY suck) __________________ - this space intentionally left blank - Last edited by Cogitator; 03-12-2006 at 12:11 AM..

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sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,748	Belarus and the Ukraine!!!! Minsk and Kiev baby! smokin' hot women with decent attitudes and good hygene. at least, uhhhhh..... that's what I've read in Reader's Digest. . __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber Last edited by sperbonzo; 03-12-2006 at 12:17 AM..

03-12-2006, 06:21 AM	#19
Greg B So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: EARTH (for the time being) Posts: 7,014	How come I'm not hearing about Puerto Rico or Italy or Australia? Former Soviet Bloc pussy sounds scary. I'm not into Asian women so Thailand is out. Somebody said Malaysia? Don't they like behead mother fuckers for whorin' around there? What about Britain, France, Germany, Denmark? Lotta land on Earth. If you can get a toe-hold someone will sell some pussy.

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