Which Country Has The Best Whorehouses?
 

I figured if a pimp song could win the fucking Oscar for best song that means the world has sunk lower than snakeshit in quicksand in an Australian ditch.

So which country has the best most professionally fun whorehouses? I'm not talking the cheapest, I'm talking run pro, somewhat safe, well groomed etc?

( waiting for the 'Congress' jokes to come in fast ).

The dutchies are doing a pretty good job at that and the girls don't look like cumcontainers.

Thailand first
Hong Kong Second
Czech Republic Third

HUNGARY !!!! The Capital of anal sex!

:thumbsup

They have whorehouses in Hungary???

That sounds scary.

Lemme hit Wikipedia and brush up on the history of Hungary.

Half the girls in Prague are from Hungary and they are stunning. they can earn a lot more in Prague than they would back home in Budapest. In Prague I found the lapdancers very pushy etc to the point where it became a little unpleasant. Thailand has great girls, and you dont have to be done in half hour lol. plus theres nothing like a good massage and being bathed afterwards

Russians are the worst i reckon, in Prague they are almost insulting and over here in Bangkok the Russians are major bitches too, it must be genetic.

Nevada seems to be pretty good also

nevada ho's look scary as fuck from all the tv shows and documentaries ive seen about them tho the brothels do look well managed and a safe environment to be in. They all look like stereotypical whores, i prefer mre naturally beautiful girls rather than silicone and collagen enhanced monsters haha

They just know their price, that?s it.. Thai girls will hang around all day just to score a couple of bucks.

romania?

Thailand wins hands down

I haven't been to Asia, but FUCKING PRAGUE IS AMAZING when it comes to whores!

I'll second that!

you guys should do a travel guide: Buying Pussy around the World in Eighty Days lol

I've heard plenty of good things about Thailand but I've never been there. But I have been to Malaysia and I'd have to say their whorehouses are decent. Mostly very good looking and sexy chinese women. However, my best times have been in Brazil :-) (I've been to Nevada's places: they REALLY suck)

Belarus and the Ukraine!!!!

Minsk and Kiev baby!

smokin' hot women with decent attitudes and good hygene.









at least, uhhhhh..... that's what I've read in Reader's Digest.
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How come I'm not hearing about Puerto Rico or Italy or Australia?

Former Soviet Bloc pussy sounds scary. I'm not into Asian women so Thailand is out. Somebody said Malaysia? Don't they like behead mother fuckers for whorin' around there?

What about Britain, France, Germany, Denmark?

Lotta land on Earth. If you can get a toe-hold someone will sell some pussy.

Poland and Holland

japan is best by far - cost is also the highest