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Old 03-11-2006, 03:05 PM   #1
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All I want in a girl is....

...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

Is that too much to ask? lol

So far I can only get parts of the equation....the PhD, the freak in the sac, the supermodel figure.......

........just need to keep looking I guess =p
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:08 PM   #2
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:13 PM   #4
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:35 PM   #5
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:37 PM   #6
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...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

Is that too much to ask? lol

So far I can only get parts of the equation....the PhD, the freak in the sac, the supermodel figure.......

........just need to keep looking I guess =p
What about cooking?
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:39 PM   #7
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Old 03-11-2006, 03:41 PM   #8
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What about cooking?
I'm was a gourmet cook...... I can cook or we can eat out
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Old 03-11-2006, 04:09 PM   #9
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Old 03-11-2006, 05:37 PM   #10
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:16 PM   #12
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Old 03-11-2006, 09:19 PM   #13
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Old 03-12-2006, 07:49 PM   #14
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...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

Is that too much to ask? lol

So far I can only get parts of the equation....the PhD, the freak in the sac, the supermodel figure.......

........just need to keep looking I guess =p
I don't think the remaining years of you life would still be enough for you to find that perfect girl.


Anyway, good luck.
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Old 03-12-2006, 07:54 PM   #15
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Old 03-13-2006, 12:14 AM   #16
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...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

Is that too much to ask? lol

So far I can only get parts of the equation....the PhD, the freak in the sac, the supermodel figure.......

........just need to keep looking I guess =p
You have the entire world to search for that girl. Good luck, man.
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Old 03-13-2006, 12:59 AM   #17
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...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.
I like my one buddies prayer for his ideal girl...

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
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Old 03-13-2006, 01:20 AM   #18
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I like my one buddies prayer for his ideal girl...

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat.
....and you forgot the part "....and I promise I wont ever cheat on her."
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