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AdultInsider Cloner 03-11-2006 03:05 PM

All I want in a girl is....
 
...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

Is that too much to ask? lol

So far I can only get parts of the equation....the PhD, the freak in the sac, the supermodel figure.......

........just need to keep looking I guess =p

bringer 03-11-2006 03:08 PM

you'd be lucky to a blind chick in a wheelchair

pornguy 03-11-2006 03:09 PM

Dont worry one day the man of your dreams will show up.

Fah King 03-11-2006 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy
Dont worry one day the man of your dreams will show up.

HAHAHA :1orglaugh

Jennyfer 03-11-2006 03:35 PM

Good luck with it!!!!

jabula 03-11-2006 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner
...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

Is that too much to ask? lol

So far I can only get parts of the equation....the PhD, the freak in the sac, the supermodel figure.......

........just need to keep looking I guess =p

What about cooking?

bringer 03-11-2006 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by jabula
What about cooking?

can supermodels really cook anything besides heroin?

AdultInsider Cloner 03-11-2006 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jabula
What about cooking?

I'm was a gourmet cook...... I can cook or we can eat out :)

lacuna 03-11-2006 04:09 PM

all i want in a girl is...
 
all i want in a girl is... my willie!

Grapesoda 03-11-2006 05:37 PM

you forgot no relatives

Spunky 03-11-2006 07:09 PM

A good cook and a whore in the bedroom works for me

BT 03-11-2006 09:16 PM

food is a key to a mans heart

xenigo 03-11-2006 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer
can supermodels really cook anything besides heroin?

You forgot meth. :)

PixeLs 03-12-2006 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner
...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

Is that too much to ask? lol

So far I can only get parts of the equation....the PhD, the freak in the sac, the supermodel figure.......

........just need to keep looking I guess =p

I don't think the remaining years of you life would still be enough for you to find that perfect girl. :pimp


Anyway, good luck. :)

Dagwolf 03-12-2006 07:54 PM

All I want in a girl is my penis, sometimes my fingers, my tongue or a dildo...

nick1980 03-13-2006 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner
...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

Is that too much to ask? lol

So far I can only get parts of the equation....the PhD, the freak in the sac, the supermodel figure.......

........just need to keep looking I guess =p

You have the entire world to search for that girl. Good luck, man.

erehwon 03-13-2006 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner
...for her to be a 5'10" supermodel with a more gothic look; have a PhD; be athletic and into rock climbing, moutainbiking, skiing, etc.....; an athiest that doesn't want kids EVER; and is bi-sexual and total freak in the sac.

I like my one buddies prayer for his ideal girl...

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. :1orglaugh

tristan_D 03-13-2006 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by erehwon
I like my one buddies prayer for his ideal girl...

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. :1orglaugh

....and you forgot the part "....and I promise I wont ever cheat on her." :1orglaugh

PussyTeenies 03-13-2006 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer
you'd be lucky to a blind chick in a wheelchair

hahahah :)


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