damn man... they could make a movie about you and your life. Although I'm not sure 2 hours would be enough to capture it all!

You almost forgot about EEK A MOUSE doing our live soundtrack!
and Beer-Goggles.com

:-))

AH memories

great answers so far bob!!

ahhaha yep...and 6am beers on table 71 and banging girls on every table in the place...

:)

"26. Talk about your time in university. Where did you go? What did you take?"

I went to, and graduated from University of California, San Diego...which is known as the *real* University down here, as opposed to the party school of SDSU (opening the door here for some SDSU alumni :))

I studied Economics, and took Russian for two years...it was a very tough school, especially since I was also working two full time jobs to get me through...I was competing on the curve for grades with students who seem to be living in the library all day and had nothing else to do rather than just study.

Needless to say,within a month of graduation, I was on a plane with a backpack, and my surfboard, to the South Pacific, and I didnt come back for a year...you really learn alot about life when you travel for more than a month...

"27. How tall were you when you gratuated from high school? How tall are you now?"

Believe it or not, I was about 5'6" when I graduated High School....and about 155lbs

Now I am 6'4" and 240lbs...

I wish I had my size in High School, but I guess I was a late bloomer.

"28. Talk about the skinny dipping incident in Flordia and the shower incident."

Oh man, you dug deep for these...

It was the Miami show about 6 years ago, and I was hanging with Colin from Wasteland, and Dragon King...it was about 11PM or later?
Well, Colin comes up to me and says, "Bob, lets go swimming..."...and then he dropped his pants to show off a sporty pair of brief underwear....I said to Colin, "Man, I dont have any underwear on..." And Colin, as profound as he always is says "So?"

So I got into my birthday suit and jumped in the pool. Then DK shows up and says "Bob, Ill give you $100 for every girl you get naked in the pool." I said "Keep the money DK, but lets see what I can do"

next thing you know I am swimming naked with about a dozen hot amateur girls...it was a load of fun.

That began the night of stories where many a good Webmaster friend of mine got laid either in the pool or by the pool. It was a fun night.

As for the shower story...wow...That was the Vegas show about ??? years ago (I cant keep track of them anymore)...
I was taking a shower when there was a knock on my door...I was taking a shower, it was at the Venetian, which has those nice big glass showers.

I put a towel on and answer the door and its three amateur girls looking for a place to get ready until their room is ready...

I said sure, comon in...within minutes we were all taking a shower together and then moving over to the bed for the rest of the fun.

They left after a couple hours, and I jumped back in the shower to clean the women off me, when again, there was a knock on the door...this time it was two girls from the show and they were there looking for me...back in the shower, back on the bed with these two...

they left, and finally I started the shower again...about five minutes later, another knock at the door...two more amateur girls...same routine...but then I just stayed in the rest of that night...

whew!

Excellent interview.

YnotBob is a leader in our industry...I am glad that I have had the pleasure of knowing him..

Congradulations!

Mr. Romance

"29. How did you break your dick in New Orleans?"

oh man...I was *testing* a new sex toy which was a vibrating cock ring.....
It was around my dick while I was banging away at this hottie...then I noticed the blood was going into my dick, but not coming out....it started to get bigger and purpler and bigger and purpler...then the veins starting popping like fireworks and I had to jimmy the thing off my dick before it exploded...

put me out of commission for a couple weeks...

"30. Who do you look up to in the industry? Down on?"

Over the years our Industry has become tougher and tougher to get involved with successfully...while I have tremendous respect for guys like Mike Price, Kevin Ho, Becky and Marc De...etc, there are a crop of new Webmasters out there popping up and making a mark...

I think what Steve Lightspeed did a few years back, create an entire new language "the Lightspeed Girl" out of a name that I would have banked would never have worked "WtF is a lightspeed"

I think what the Yanks team is doing is unreal...they have come so far, and all because of their brains, integrity, and intense amount of work...they really have my respect.

Smaller webmasters who are working hard every day to get a living impress the hell out of me... Roy and Madame at Blue Toon...just for one example...

In the past it was impressive to see people try to impress, nowadays it is impressive to see people actually work their asses off...
There are too many to name, but they know who they are...I tell them every time I talk with them.

Who I look down on? The cheaters, scammers, and basic liars of our Industry...I know who you are...you know I know who you are....and maybe I should start talking?

Backstabbing is a def turn off too....many people I have considered close friends turned out to be nothing more than opportunistic fucks...again, they know who they are.

"31. Why porn?"

When I got out of the bar business, porn was the only other Industry where you can work hard, play hard, and have a ton of sexy babes around.

It was a natural fit...I have been to both bar tradeshows, and our tradeshows, and the only difference is...you get laid more at the bar tradeshows.

Bob RIce (aka: Ynot Bob) is a friend of mine...

He said hi to me once.

What a great interview so far. From the crazy car rides at the YP blasting crazy cowboy songs to the yells of "SHERMGINA!!!" everywhere I see him... Bob is the shit!

SHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGIIIIIIIIIIII IINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

"32. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? the industry?"

the ol' Where you see yourself question...

Have you ever seen the movie Shawshank Redemption? I loved the ending where Tim Robbins is down in Baja, working on his boat on the Sea of Cortez...and then he sees his buddy, Morgan Freeman walk up...

I would hope to see myself like that...I have been there, done that...would love to see myself chilling on a beautiful secluded beach somewhere waiting for my friends to show up and keep me company...that would kick ass.

whether it takes 5 years, or 10 years, thats how I want this incredible ride to end....

As for Adult...the US has become a scary, unpredictable beast...who knows what is in store for Adult in the US...I just hope everyone realizes it can all END here in the US if Bush or whoever the Republican candidate who cheats their way into our Presidency again, chooses to turn their efforts against the adult market...the signs are there...the facts are there...

while Adult will always kick ass, cause people need porn more than they need booze...Adult in the US is a scary scary thing....

I hope the smart ones come join me on Suenos Mojados....if you dont know what it is, talk to RogerV, IncredibleScott, Chris Mallick, or Doug Wicks...

or myself.

Umm...I believe I was part of this...lol

Interesting interview..good questions and answers

This is actually Poppy. I accidentally posted while Raja was logged in. No Raja and I aren't gay.

"33. What the fuck is Ynot? Talk about your radio show.'

YNOT is the BEST adult resource site on the planet...simple...its not a *chat board*, its not an affiliate program, its a resource site...it has been there since the beginning, and has helped thousands of SMART webmasters get to where they are today....

and yeah, I can say that cause I own it...

the YNOTBob Humpday Lunch show is simply the largest adult webmaster radio show on the NET...and has been for over 5 years.

My co-host, LAJ, and myself laid out a plan years ago, to give those 20 hour workday Webmasters a breath of fresh air every Wednesday with some great guests, breaking news, and fun pranks...

Im convinced Ashton Kutcher used to listen to get his Punk'd show...

We have had on Don King, Seigfried, William Hung, Ahhhnold, and many more mainstream guests

We have had on Seka, Jenna, Ron, Tera, and many more adult guests

We have had on the Nigerian Email Scammer, the guy who shipped himself FEDEX, and the guy who went over Niagra Falls and lived...

We have pranked Webmasters, their wives, their mothers, and their family, we have *hump'd* lawyers and even convinced a girl to pretend to be pregnant....

We broke the story on the new VISA fees, the Mike Jones case, Rob Black, and the Superbowl Stripper...

If you take 60 minutes, and mix in some Saturday Night Live...you have the Humpday show...

check it out....

www.YNOTRADIO.com

Talk about your layover at LAX w/ Otto and Poppy, enroute to West Coast Webmasters in 2000.

Sleazy...I have been honored to have even been considered for an Ambush...thank you so much, thank you for being a big dog and still talking to me like an equal (:)) and thanks for being a friend...

see you back in Costa Rica I hope, I have lot 6 reserved for you...

why you always gotta defend yourself against the gayness?

really, its ok...

See what i mean? :1orglaugh

Have to say that Bob has always been one of the nicest and forthright guys i have met in this biz. He took the time to talk to and entertain a total noob more than a few times.

bookmarked, gonna have to read this tonight. bob is definately one of the nicest guys in the biz. open arms from the day you meet him. see you in Phoenix wildman!

Bob, where did you get your *preacher's license?*

How many couples have you married? With your busy schedule, why did you decide to be Preacher/Minister Bob?

Good interview. I think your name should be WILD BOB, not YNOT Bob.:thumbsup

thank you

I have LEGALLY married five couples...four in the Adult Internet...and all are still married, with many kids to follow...

:)

first time I ever met you I think?

8 hours in an airport bar drinking Jack and Cokes....

haha great times!

Those are only the stories I can tell...

:)

Bump for the legend that is YNOT Bob. What a great interview...

First guy I partied with in the industry after my induction 6 yrs. ago. The rest is history...

LAJ, I'll raise your bump for the legend...Bob is a great businessman, friend, and father to his children.

ill take your bump, and raise you...he is a LEGEND in (at least) Pacific Beach

holy Shiet.... the ynot bob saga...

This dude was a great friend in the early days for me in this biz. Bob we need to chat man...I am just finishing my House in costa rica... so looks like we might be neighbors..and since you like to surf..you might like to hear my place be right on the surf in Mal Pais.... about 1hr from your mountain I think.

Bob is a wicked guy..and I am sure more people then admit it, will need to give this guy props for their success.

I for one can honestly say he was a good contact in the early days...and indeed Ynot was a big resource that got me started as well.

Tim

Great interview. Some good memories in this.

And Bob has a heart of gold.

For one of my birthdays, he tracked down an original blueprint of the old Cleveland stadium. As a Cleveland fan, that was a great gift.

And then there was this time he got KB this incredible guitar.

It's like Bob is Santa's secret helper or something.

Much love Bob.

This is a good read.

Much respect Bob.

I'm the one who's thanking you Bob. It was an HONOR and a PRIVLIDGE to ambush you.

Great job

you still have those?

KB still have that guitar?

I would love to hear him play it...

thank you D$ for all you have done for me btw...from eating at Guava every Tuesday (Amstel light and Tequila Shrimp) to letting me hang out with you while you were busy with Players Ball...

I never forget... :)

I thought it was more like 14hrs. Whatever it was, it was a load of fun.

maybe only 8 hours that I remembered...

I still feel bad about what I did to LAJ though... sorry Jay!!