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"9. Tell us who uncle willy is and what's your relationship with him?"
Uncle Willy was a very special friend of mine down in La Salina...he was an older man with a sweet soul, and the heart of gold... Even though he was sick with diabetes and liver failure, he never complained, he never passed up a good time, and he always treated me as though he was my father.. He was about as gay as they get, and one of the last things he ever said to me as I took him out to breakfast at the Loncheria La Mission, was, "Its been so long since I've sucked a dick, I forgot what they taste like." As for special relationships, maybe you should ask Lightspeed Steve about him and their special fun they had, or didnt have, depending on who you talked to :) |
YNOT Bob is my fucking hero!
One of the funny and real guys we have met this whole 5 years of being in this industry! Something most dont know about Bob..he is a great Dad! http://www.mikehawkmovies.com/bob.jpg |
"10. Just how many crinkles do you actually have? Pics"
Great question! I have never checked my own...but Im willing to have some help in counting them... I would imagine I have about 17-18...far from the perfect crinkle count of 26. As for pics...Im sure some of my friends out there have plenty of pics they could post... |
"11. You own a house in LaSallina Mexico, yet only a small handful have been invited there. Why is that? Is there a full sixed dungen in your house or is this where you stash your gay lover?"
La Salina, Mexico...www.lasalina.com has been my personal haven for years...it was such a great place for me to unwind, that I started bringing more and more Webmaster friends down there until the www.wYPd.com was born. Its one of the only places I know, where I can sit at the bar, drink an ice cold Sol cerveza, and feel the stress just leave my body...its a magical place. As for the sex dungeon, that is in my house in San Diego...no reason to waste a good time on a place I can rarely find time to make it to anymore...as for gay boyfriend...what happens in Mex...stays in Mex... convicted? never! |
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"12. Talk about the chain of beach bars called Hennessey's Taverns."
Hennesseys Taverns are probably the best known, and busiest chain of beach bars in Southern California. They range from Laguna Beach, down here to Pacific Beach. I started off as just a bartender, which put me through school, and when I came back from my South Pacific year long surf trip, they were cool enough to hire me back. Then I became the bar manager, then assistant manager, then General Manager. Pretty soon I was being sent up and down the beach to open one or another, or to fix one up which had low sales. He would put me in the store with the lowest sales and highest costs, and somehow I would manage to make that the #1 store within a few months. It was great, because they were all beach taverns..so the lifestyle, locations, and people were all very cool. I got to live in some of the best beaches in Southern California, and hang out as a big shot in the hottest bars... I would hire the HOTTEST waitresses, the coolest bartenders, and work the kitchen into a frenzy and have that place pumping in no time..all good times! If it wasnt for a strange turn of events back in 1995, I may still be working for Paul Hennessey...the owner, and an amazing man. He just opened up a new one in Vegas I believe, on the strip...so good for him! |
"14. Have you ever gotten anyone in the industry shit faced leading them to belive they were drinking one thing when in fact they were consuming another? discuss"
well HELL YEAH! one of my pet peeves is seeing a MALE person drinking a Pina Colada, or Baileys rocks or Daquiri...if you were a guy, and you came into my bar, and ordered one of these drinks, I would first ask if it was for you, or your girlfriend...if it was for you, I would then poor you a jack and coke and tell you "Thats how we make those here"....probably saved a few men a solid ass whooping from some of the local Mission beach boys :) as for serving up one thing and saying its another...yep...that would probably have to be when the KING of all Vagina drinkers, Rochard, was busy trying to get drunk on Baileys, so I mixed the Baileys half and half with a fine, fine tequila... getting him a good solid buzz and educating him on the finer points to having a cock and drinking a cocktail... btw, I do believe he still owes me a thank you for that night.... |
"13. Who is Uncle Willy? Is it true Uncle Willy likes to get straight men drunk and then molest them? Who has this happened to in the industry?"
Well, I think I already explained who he was...and you can see a picture of him here, and on the www.wYPd.com website... he is in a cheerleader costume...trying to impress Steve Lightspeed... As for getting straight men drunk and molesting them? Well I do know he did get one guy a bit wasted down south and then tucked him into bed....I dont know if that guy is truly straight, bi, or just gay... As for names? Hmmm..I have got this far in this Industry keeping some great secrets, so you will just have to go to a third world country where I can legallly talk about it again...right Steve? |
Its about fucking time! I love you Guava Bob.
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"15. What is the 'dome of Bob"?"
The Dome of Bob is a very special place...its scary at first, but then once you get in there, you realize you are protected for life, and will probably end up being a bazzillionaire. This dome is VERY exclusive, and the people who live under this are some of our Industry's most successful and honest people... you get there, and you call me, anytime, and Im there, complete with a solution and my *Dome*... |
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"16. Talk about your cigar fixactation? Could this be a subsitute for cock?"
Cigars are like a fine bottle of wine...each one has its own story on how it came to be... nothing like sitting on a warm, secluded beach...looking at the waves coming in after a long day of surfing...sipping on an ice cold cerveza...taking shots of a good tequila, watching the sun start to drop on the horizon, and then lighting up a kick ass cigar...my personal favorites used to be MC #2 until my good friend Doug Wicks sent me a box of Padron Imperiales...NOW THOSE KICKED SOME SERIOUS ASS.... as for the substitute for cock, when you can suck your own dick, you dont need anyone elses... :) |
What i like most about Bob, other than the fact that he is the nicest person I have met in this industry, is that he laughs at my Jokes.
Thank you for all that you have done for me and for everyone else in the industry. Viva YNOT BOB :1orglaugh :thumbsup |
I laugh at your jokes....
BECAUSE THEY ARE FUNNY Holmes hahahah fuck :) |
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Awesome Bob-O, go man GO!!!
Whooo - Hooo! :thumbsup :thumbsup |
"17. Why do you like Mexico soo much? Is it the cheap booze or cheap hookers?"
I pretty much grew up my young teen years, and early adult years down there...and I just cant seem to stop going... when we were in High School, we would sneak away and head south to catch the surf...just like in the movie Big Wednesday...then feast our hungry selves on all you can eat lobsters for $10... Take away Tijuana and Mexico is an amazing country...beautiful people, great food and places to visit.. I remember heading to Rosarito Beach when I was 18 years old, and driving down a dirt road, then cobble stone road to the hotel there...then it was $15 a night rooms, PLUS a free pitcher of margaritas...now its more like $100/night...same room haha I also have a lot of friends down south. One of my best friends owns a resort and condo development in La Paz....the times down there are some of the best. |
"18. Explain the dolphin tatoo on you ass."
ITS A FUCKING SHARK! my nickname back in the days was *tiburon* which is spanish for shark...due to all the time I spent in the water eating up the surf... i got it because I actually lost a bet when I was 20 years old. only KING OF VAGINA DRINKERS still call it dolphin |
"Can I have your attention please?"
"Can I have your attention please?" "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?" "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?" "UM, We're gonna have a problem here." http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/curre...nch/z00512.jpg :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
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Hey Bob the old wickedwest guys here from Van.
Only interview I have been interested in reading. |
YnotBob gave me the greatest compliment I've ever received in this industry during the Montreal show... partially what he said, but mainly because of who it came from.
I do believe we were sitting in a booth at a strip club at the time :1orglaugh |
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"19. What did they call you in highschool? How did you become homecomming king and prom King?"
Well, I was not too popular with the cowboys in High School, after my family moved to Oregon, so I stuck to my sports and books...ended up being chosen as the State of Oregon Athlete/Scholar of the Year...not that did any good...the cowboys still just called me "That Fag from Caleeefornia"... good thing there were more females than males in school, thus me being voted Prom and Homecoming King.... One of the guys who hated me, his girlfriend was Homecoming Queen....needless to say I banged her during the dance in an unlocked classroom. |
"20. What's with the mullet? Why do you look like someone out of a 1989 yearbook'
Mullet? damn and all these years I just thought my head grew funny...as for looking like someone in a 1989 yearbook...thanks for the compliment...that was a great year and 17 years ago...I guess I just age well. :) |
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and I think Odie had those dollars in your garter, not me....I was too busy with the fat chick you sent me. thanks again for that! |
"21. What kind of car do you have? Is it a Transam?"
I actually drive the car from NightRider...given to me by my old buddy David Hasselhof...of course this was before he started beating his wife... |
"22. Ever plan to go back to work at 7-11?"
Shoot, if you ever get hard up for getting laid, I suggest you get a job working at a 7-11. Pulling tail out of a 7-11 at last call was easier than you could imagine... that and I had the key to the Hot Tub place next door, and if that always failed there was always the billboard above 7-11...once you get a babe up there, its all gravy time. |
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"23. How did you concur your fear of flying? How did you get it?"
I used to be fine flying...and I have been around the world at least once...but then a few years back I was on one of those flights you always fear. I was sitting in the window seat, with an elderly lady sitting in the middle seat...I knew she was semi-freak because she already came on the plane wearing a mask over her mouth. After about an hour of flying the plane hit some major turbulence and was being tossed around like the inside of a washing machine...the lady next to me was screaming at the top of her lungs and digging her fingernails into my arm...I still have a scar on my arm from one of her nails. She freaked out the whole flight and everyone on the plane was sure they were gonna die... That pretty much did it for me and flying until my good friend Steve Lightspeed talked me into getting into a stunt jet for his Lightspeed Webmaster Weekend. Being a larger guy, I was packed into that plane like sardine...the stunt jet then proceeded to do loop de loops, 360 spins, flying straight down to the ground then barely missing the ground and flying up again...all these rad stunts... I figure if I could live through that...the rest of flying is gravy. I havent freaked on a plane since... Thanks Steve! |
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Ahhh good shit, Bob I love your outlook on life and your lifestyle.
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Steve Lightspeed to the rescue! LOL Funny story.
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Bob, I heard that you're actually the love child of John Wayne and Elvis...is this true?
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"24. Discuss Busty Amateurs and how it began and your role."
Back in the day, when I had my bar...rocking and rolling with hot babes pretty much open to close...I had several friends who were getting into adult...D$ and KB were two of them... they introduced me to Jeff...I remember the first time I met him...I was sitting at the bar doing some paperwork before the lunch rush...in walks this unassuming young guy, who introduced himself to me and told me he needed girls to shoot to be on his website....just so happened a hottie walked in and sat down at the bar for lunch...so I said to Jeff..."Lets find out"... I introduced myself to her as the owner of the bar and asked if she would be interested in posing nude for the Internet...without hesitation she said "Sure"...much to Jeff's surprise and appreciation. Pretty soon we were closing down the bar, covering up the windows, and doing porn shoots in our off hours... I even think one time we had to substitute some salad oil for lube on a lesbo scene with a monster double headed purple dildo... ahhh those were the days :) |
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but their love child is Arkansas Dave... Cloner, you joining me, Doug, Scott, RogerV, and the others at Suenos Mojados? |
"25. How many kinds of tequila do you have in your bar? What's the best tequila? discuss"
One thing I was proud of at my bar, was the number of tequilas I was carrying...back then nobody was really into tequila, and Cuervo Gold (ack what shit this is), was the main tequila people drank... Most bars were stocking designer vodkas or single barrel bourbons...but man, i had a big love affair with tequila. I was lucky enough to also be a guest at Jose Cuervo's estate down in Mexico... I loved the way true tequila is made like a fine bourbon, yet with more natural ingredients... I would say at its peak, and remember, his was before the big tequila boom of late 90's, I had about 130 different flavors...from your typical "shooter" tequila, all the way up to "sipping" tequila which tasted more like a cognac. I would have to say Casta Anejo was my favorite back then...it was in true short supply (not a marketing short supply such as what Patron and Porfidio did) it was aged two years in an oak barrel, 100% blue agave, and had several different flavors of pepper....a bottle of this rarely made it past the delivery man...I would just crack it open right there and myself and whoever happened to be at the bar at the time would all enjoy it |
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