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03-09-2006, 07:51 PM
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One liner's
Did you hear about the man with two left feet, he went out and bought some flip flip's
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03-09-2006, 07:54 PM
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Epitaph on gravestone (yes really its true)
Spike Milligan. See I told you I was ill |
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03-09-2006, 07:56 PM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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03-09-2006, 07:57 PM
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03-09-2006, 07:58 PM
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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He?s all right now. |
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03-09-2006, 08:06 PM
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid
that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." |
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03-09-2006, 08:07 PM
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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He
shouted,"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off". |
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03-09-2006, 08:08 PM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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03-09-2006, 08:08 PM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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03-09-2006, 08:09 PM
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking
battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |
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03-09-2006, 08:10 PM
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the doctor one made me chuckle
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03-09-2006, 08:17 PM
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Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog. |
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03-09-2006, 08:21 PM
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what did the Elephant say to Adam ?
You breathe with that! |
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03-10-2006, 02:48 AM
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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