One liner's
 

Did you hear about the man with two left feet, he went out and bought some flip flip's

Epitaph on gravestone (yes really its true)

Spike Milligan.
See I told you I was ill

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He?s all right now.

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid
that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No,
the steaks are too high."

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He
shouted,"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor
replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

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damn :)

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking
battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

the doctor one made me chuckle

Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping?
He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.

what did the Elephant say to Adam ?
You breathe with that!

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.