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Platinum Lantern · 03-06-2006, 01:42 PM

Am I the only person who loves watching the Maury Show's paternity tests and lie detector tests?

Bryan G · 03-06-2006, 02:07 PM

LOL, nope I watch it in the morning before work

directfiesta · 03-06-2006, 02:14 PM

I watch it while working ... gives me the pulse of the nation

" ... you ARE the father ... " of that bastard that the hoe did

lazycash · 03-06-2006, 02:25 PM

Gotta love the ones where the girl is so sure he's the father and swears he's the only guy she slept with, then Maury reads "You are not the father".

sexyclicks · 03-06-2006, 02:27 PM

"The Results are IN"

the guy must have a little DNA lab behind the scene working 24/7

O MARINA · 03-06-2006, 02:28 PM

you are NOT the only one !

Abithefiend · 03-06-2006, 02:33 PM

Lol those shows are crazy. If someone has to take a lie detector test just so you believe them, there are serious problems! As for the paternity tests...well there's something very wrong with not knowing who the father of your kid is.

xNetworx · 03-06-2006, 02:38 PM

I love how they make certain people look bad before they go onstage. Like they will have some fat kid standing in a dirty alley wearing a bandana saying how he call his Mom a slut and a bitch.

Manowar · 03-06-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

I love how they make certain people look bad before they go onstage. Like they will have some fat kid standing in a dirty alley wearing a bandana saying how he call his Mom a slut and a bitch.

jenny jones was legendary for that

=^..^= · 03-06-2006, 04:29 PM

i havent watched until lasts week's rerun of "do you think I'm a man or a woman?"

it was a game of spot -the-tranny

fucking hilarious

axelcat · 03-06-2006, 04:30 PM

great entertainment

pet kangaroo · 03-06-2006, 04:45 PM

We get it on cable down here in Australia. I love it when the guys fail the lie detector test and still claim they aren't cheating. But by far the best entertainment is when the girl claims she is anywhere from 100-1000% sure he's the father and he's not.

There should be a law against failing to disclose to a guy that he may not be the father.

Biggy · 03-06-2006, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by pet kangaroo

We get it on cable down here in Australia. I love it when the guys fail the lie detector test and still claim they aren't cheating. But by far the best entertainment is when the girl claims she is anywhere from 100-1000% sure he's the father and he's not.

There should be a law against failing to disclose to a guy that he may not be the father.

whats great is they will test guy after guy and be like "if its not him, i have no idea who it could be" - they'll do it for 7 straight guys for the same girl over 7 different shows, all showing negative on the paternity test, and then the girl gets all hysterical after each time. then maury comes over and consoles them "don't worry, we'll find your father"...its pure genius.

Nismo · 03-06-2006, 05:03 PM

"nah baby, i swears i havent been cheating on you with 100 differentwomen. the test is wrong baby. the test is wrong. iswears."

gecko · 03-07-2006, 11:35 AM

haha I used to watch that when I was really bored

cool1 · 03-07-2006, 11:56 AM

I watch it too.

"You are not the father" are the best ones

american pervert · 03-07-2006, 12:13 PM

those are the best to watch.. always a pleasure when the woman tells her so story,the man comes out, gets booed and it turns out the kids arent his.. LOVE THAT!

BigCashCrew · 03-07-2006, 12:16 PM

this show went to shit a long time ago. for some sick reason I still get a laugh out of it though.

candyflip · 03-07-2006, 12:18 PM

I'm happy to admit that Maury is one in the background at least once per day, twice if I'm lucky.

Ace_luffy · 03-07-2006, 12:24 PM

im also watching......

Quagmire · 03-07-2006, 12:45 PM

The show's topic hasn't changed in months. I think they decided that unless they go to the phony ass kicking like Springer they needs ta find tha babydaddies.

Some of them are funny as hell. Especially the ones who have been there 10+ times blaming some dude.

tungsten · 03-07-2006, 12:47 PM

that show is fuckin gay

GlydeGirl · 03-07-2006, 01:15 PM

As a woman who has NEVER gotten pregnant (although I do like to fuck around), I find it ridiculous that these whores will fuck 10-30 guys in one month WITHOUT CONDOMS and then get pregnant. Then they come on the show and LIE about the number of men they've slept with and get all hysterical when the latest chump doesn't turn out to be the dad.

I used to get all pissed off at the guys for calling the women sluts and whores, but after knowing the number of guys these women fuck unprotected, I tend to side with the men.

On another note, while I agree that safer sex is a responsibility that BOTH partners should be sharing, as a woman who'd be stuck with a baby if things go wrong, I always make DAMN SURE that I use condoms when I fuck. The stakes are too high for women to fuck without protection. Not to mention that women are 4-5 times MORE likely to catch an STI from a man than a man is to catch it from a woman.

Vitasoy · 03-07-2006, 11:45 PM

I watch it sometimes in the morning, when theres no other shows on.

bringer · 03-07-2006, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Gotta love the ones where the girl is so sure he's the father and swears he's the only guy she slept with, then Maury reads "You are not the father".

there was one girl i saw on that show who'd had 8 men tested and none were the father

he told her to come back if she thought of anyone else it might be

03-06-2006, 01:42 PM	#1
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lazycash Troll Patrol Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Local Socal Posts: 15,214	Gotta love the ones where the girl is so sure he's the father and swears he's the only guy she slept with, then Maury reads "You are not the father".

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sexyclicks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: c9media.com Posts: 3,240	"The Results are IN" the guy must have a little DNA lab behind the scene working 24/7

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03-06-2006, 02:33 PM	#7
Abithefiend Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Jim's my daddy Posts: 756	Lol those shows are crazy. If someone has to take a lie detector test just so you believe them, there are serious problems! As for the paternity tests...well there's something very wrong with not knowing who the father of your kid is.

03-06-2006, 02:38 PM	#8
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	I love how they make certain people look bad before they go onstage. Like they will have some fat kid standing in a dirty alley wearing a bandana saying how he call his Mom a slut and a bitch.

03-06-2006, 04:30 PM	#11
axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	great entertainment

03-06-2006, 04:45 PM	#12
pet kangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 246	We get it on cable down here in Australia. I love it when the guys fail the lie detector test and still claim they aren't cheating. But by far the best entertainment is when the girl claims she is anywhere from 100-1000% sure he's the father and he's not. There should be a law against failing to disclose to a guy that he may not be the father.

03-07-2006, 11:35 AM	#15
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03-07-2006, 11:56 AM	#16
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	I watch it too. "You are not the father" are the best ones __________________

03-07-2006, 12:13 PM	#17
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03-07-2006, 12:16 PM	#18
BigCashCrew Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,570	this show went to shit a long time ago. for some sick reason I still get a laugh out of it though.

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GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	As a woman who has NEVER gotten pregnant (although I do like to fuck around), I find it ridiculous that these whores will fuck 10-30 guys in one month WITHOUT CONDOMS and then get pregnant. Then they come on the show and LIE about the number of men they've slept with and get all hysterical when the latest chump doesn't turn out to be the dad. I used to get all pissed off at the guys for calling the women sluts and whores, but after knowing the number of guys these women fuck unprotected, I tend to side with the men. On another note, while I agree that safer sex is a responsibility that BOTH partners should be sharing, as a woman who'd be stuck with a baby if things go wrong, I always make DAMN SURE that I use condoms when I fuck. The stakes are too high for women to fuck without protection. Not to mention that women are 4-5 times MORE likely to catch an STI from a man than a man is to catch it from a woman.

03-07-2006, 11:45 PM	#24
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