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  • Platinum Lantern
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 1564

    #1

    The Maury Show

    Am I the only person who loves watching the Maury Show's paternity tests and lie detector tests?
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  • Bryan G
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2005
    • 8338

    #2
    LOL, nope I watch it in the morning before work
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    • directfiesta
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Oct 2002
      • 30151

      #3
      I watch it while working ... gives me the pulse of the nation

      " ... you ARE the father ... " of that bastard that the hoe did
      Last edited by directfiesta; 03-06-2006, 12:16 PM.
      I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

      But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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      • lazycash
        Troll Patrol
        • Aug 2002
        • 15214

        #4
        Gotta love the ones where the girl is so sure he's the father and swears he's the only guy she slept with, then Maury reads "You are not the father".
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        • sexyclicks
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 3240

          #5
          "The Results are IN"

          the guy must have a little DNA lab behind the scene working 24/7

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          • O MARINA
            I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
            • Mar 2003
            • 13794

            #6
            you are NOT the only one !

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            • Abithefiend
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 756

              #7
              Lol those shows are crazy. If someone has to take a lie detector test just so you believe them, there are serious problems! As for the paternity tests...well there's something very wrong with not knowing who the father of your kid is.

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              • xNetworx
                So Fucking What
                • Jan 2004
                • 14445

                #8
                I love how they make certain people look bad before they go onstage. Like they will have some fat kid standing in a dirty alley wearing a bandana saying how he call his Mom a slut and a bitch.

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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pimpporn
                  I love how they make certain people look bad before they go onstage. Like they will have some fat kid standing in a dirty alley wearing a bandana saying how he call his Mom a slut and a bitch.
                  jenny jones was legendary for that

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                  • =^..^=
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 6935

                    #10
                    i havent watched until lasts week's rerun of "do you think I'm a man or a woman?"

                    it was a game of spot -the-tranny

                    fucking hilarious
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                    • axelcat
                      Adult Locals
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 25450

                      #11
                      great entertainment

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                      • pet kangaroo
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 246

                        #12
                        We get it on cable down here in Australia. I love it when the guys fail the lie detector test and still claim they aren't cheating. But by far the best entertainment is when the girl claims she is anywhere from 100-1000% sure he's the father and he's not.

                        There should be a law against failing to disclose to a guy that he may not be the father.

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                        • Biggy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 1595

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pet kangaroo
                          We get it on cable down here in Australia. I love it when the guys fail the lie detector test and still claim they aren't cheating. But by far the best entertainment is when the girl claims she is anywhere from 100-1000% sure he's the father and he's not.

                          There should be a law against failing to disclose to a guy that he may not be the father.
                          whats great is they will test guy after guy and be like "if its not him, i have no idea who it could be" - they'll do it for 7 straight guys for the same girl over 7 different shows, all showing negative on the paternity test, and then the girl gets all hysterical after each time. then maury comes over and consoles them "don't worry, we'll find your father"...its pure genius.

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                          • Nismo
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2002
                            • 4977

                            #14
                            "nah baby, i swears i havent been cheating on you with 100 differentwomen. the test is wrong baby. the test is wrong. iswears."
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                            • gecko
                              ******
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 21846

                              #15
                              haha I used to watch that when I was really bored
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                              • cool1
                                sex is good
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 24939

                                #16
                                I watch it too.

                                "You are not the father" are the best ones

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                                • american pervert
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 6840

                                  #17
                                  those are the best to watch.. always a pleasure when the woman tells her so story,the man comes out, gets booed and it turns out the kids arent his.. LOVE THAT!
                                  I can resist everything except temptation

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                                  • BigCashCrew
                                    Registered User
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 3570

                                    #18
                                    this show went to shit a long time ago. for some sick reason I still get a laugh out of it though.

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                                    • candyflip
                                      Carpe Visio
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 43069

                                      #19
                                      I'm happy to admit that Maury is one in the background at least once per day, twice if I'm lucky.

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                                      • Ace_luffy
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                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 12165

                                        #20
                                        im also watching......


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                                        • Quagmire
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 6490

                                          #21
                                          The show's topic hasn't changed in months. I think they decided that unless they go to the phony ass kicking like Springer they needs ta find tha babydaddies.

                                          Some of them are funny as hell. Especially the ones who have been there 10+ times blaming some dude.

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                                          • tungsten
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Mar 2004
                                            • 10579

                                            #22
                                            that show is fuckin gay
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                                            • GlydeGirl
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 1516

                                              #23
                                              As a woman who has NEVER gotten pregnant (although I do like to fuck around), I find it ridiculous that these whores will fuck 10-30 guys in one month WITHOUT CONDOMS and then get pregnant. Then they come on the show and LIE about the number of men they've slept with and get all hysterical when the latest chump doesn't turn out to be the dad.

                                              I used to get all pissed off at the guys for calling the women sluts and whores, but after knowing the number of guys these women fuck unprotected, I tend to side with the men.

                                              On another note, while I agree that safer sex is a responsibility that BOTH partners should be sharing, as a woman who'd be stuck with a baby if things go wrong, I always make DAMN SURE that I use condoms when I fuck. The stakes are too high for women to fuck without protection. Not to mention that women are 4-5 times MORE likely to catch an STI from a man than a man is to catch it from a woman.

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                                              • Vitasoy
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                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 58202

                                                #24
                                                I watch it sometimes in the morning, when theres no other shows on.


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                                                • bringer
                                                  i have man boobies
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 13082

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by lazycash
                                                  Gotta love the ones where the girl is so sure he's the father and swears he's the only guy she slept with, then Maury reads "You are not the father".
                                                  there was one girl i saw on that show who'd had 8 men tested and none were the father
                                                  he told her to come back if she thought of anyone else it might be
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