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BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 08:32 PM

Looking for SEO questions. I work and am certified by google??
Ask away

zigx · 03-05-2006, 08:32 PM

What are the 10 most important factors for SEO?

Specifics please

Just_Dave · 03-05-2006, 08:36 PM

sig spot

WiredGuy · 03-05-2006, 08:37 PM

Which department at Google do you work at?
WG

Meta Ridley · 03-05-2006, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BigMaster

Looking for SEO questions. I work and am certified by google??
Ask away

Are you asking or telling us?

ddfGandalf · 03-05-2006, 08:38 PM

any proof?

BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 08:38 PM

1. page title
2. URL "keywords"
3. H1 text
4. Blogs
5. Be spamy with text density new algo sucks
6. PR
7. inner links with keywords
8. Get listed with your link on a PR6 site
9. Density - keyword page specific
10. Layout of htm/css

SmokeyTheBear · 03-05-2006, 08:38 PM

i work for and am certified by sanata clause we should setup a meeting , google is taking the fun out of christmas

BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Which department at Google do you work at?
WG

cant say i like my job but its SEO/PPC lol

SmokeyTheBear · 03-05-2006, 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

8. Get listed with your link on a PR6 site

heh damn i guessi should dump all these worthless pr7 links then haha

2HousePlague · 03-05-2006, 08:40 PM

No ya don't -- http://www.google.com/enterprise/gsa.../medtronic.gif --

woj · 03-05-2006, 08:41 PM

* yawn *

beemk · 03-05-2006, 08:46 PM

i smell bullshit.

BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

heh damn i guessi should dump all these worthless pr7 links then haha

What PR7 do you have?

jjjay · 03-05-2006, 08:47 PM

go to bed kid or you'll be tired for school

BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 08:48 PM

Really though you can ask real qustions or you can take this as a joke. I just wanted to give some help post your site and i will tell you how to improve. free google SEO

2HousePlague · 03-05-2006, 08:49 PM

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RobbieRye · 03-05-2006, 08:50 PM

What is the single most important thing google will do this month?

SmokeyTheBear · 03-05-2006, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BigMaster

What PR7 do you have?

you work for google you tell me ..

and explain why a pr6 is better than a pr7

WiredGuy · 03-05-2006, 08:51 PM

Tell Sergei and Larry thanks for their Xmas gift. I didn't get a chance to send a thank you card.
WG

BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 08:51 PM

ok here they made me do this here https://adwords.google.com/select/Pr...6pw&hl=en _US

BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 08:52 PM

no BS geezzzz wtf

SmokeyTheBear · 03-05-2006, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

Really though you can ask real qustions or you can take this as a joke. I just wanted to give some help post your site and i will tell you how to improve. free google SEO

http://www.smokeybear.com/

2HousePlague · 03-05-2006, 08:53 PM

looks like a *salesman* accreditation to me, at best...

Accepted the terms of our program.
? Managed at least one AdWords account in a master account for 90 days.
? Built and maintained our 90-day spend requirement.
? Passed the Google Advertising Professional Exam.

2hp

jjjay · 03-05-2006, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Tell Sergei and Larry thanks for their Xmas gift. I didn't get a chance to send a thank you card.
WG

big pimping

lyn1 · 03-05-2006, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

Really though you can ask real qustions or you can take this as a joke. I just wanted to give some help post your site and i will tell you how to improve. free google SEO

I'll take your seriously - A new site PR4 www.justfilthy.com .

Every photo/video comment is placed with seo in mind. All have descriptive keywords that I think are relevant for my site. I use photo names and headings with seo in mind as well.

Should I have more text or should the text change often.

Your comments please.

Lyn from Oz

SmokeyTheBear · 03-05-2006, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

ok here they made me do this here https://adwords.google.com/select/Pr...6pw&hl=en _US

lol thats alot different than working for google , your an adwords rep.. so are tons of people , it doesnt give you any insight into their algorithm

DickShoke · 03-05-2006, 08:55 PM

does google value top level domains differently in terms of ranking? for example...if i want to rank high for the term "amateur sex" and i have two domains:

www.amateursex.com
www.amateursex.net

does the .com gain an advantage over the .net in terms of getting ranked higher (considering everyth other factor is the same, inbound links, keyword density on page, etc....)?

HorseShit · 03-05-2006, 08:57 PM

jjjay · 03-05-2006, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

lol thats alot different than working for google , your an adwords rep.. so are tons of people , it doesnt give you any insight into their algorithm

that about sums up this thread

BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 08:57 PM

wow ok first thing im not selling anything, second thin PR does not mean anything because the system was ruined by google, People were buying shit back links to competitors sites and triping the filters to get them banned. Third the biggest thing they are going to do tyhis month is release there new content filters so if you run and use any auto generated pages you are going to get banned I.P by I.P

BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

you work for google you tell me ..

and explain why a pr6 is better than a pr7

Ok smokey out SEO me than? Bring It

jjjay · 03-05-2006, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

wow ok first thing im not selling anything, second thin PR does not mean anything because the system was ruined by google, People were buying shit back links to competitors sites and triping the filters to get them banned. Third the biggest thing they are going to do tyhis month is release there new content filters so if you run and use any auto generated pages you are going to get banned I.P by I.P

welcome to 2004

WiredGuy · 03-05-2006, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

lol thats alot different than working for google , your an adwords rep.. so are tons of people , it doesnt give you any insight into their algorithm

Exactly, anyone who's spent money with Google could pass that test.
WG

DickShoke · 03-05-2006, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

wow ok first thing im not selling anything, second thin PR does not mean anything because the system was ruined by google, People were buying shit back links to competitors sites and triping the filters to get them banned. Third the biggest thing they are going to do tyhis month is release there new content filters so if you run and use any auto generated pages you are going to get banned I.P by I.P

google will ban by IP? what would they do about virtual accounts? ban all the websites on the same IP address? that will fuck up alot of the smaller webmaster who build personal pages on virtual accounts if one is a bad seed.

jjjay · 03-05-2006, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

Ok smokey out SEO me than? Bring It

if you really work at google you wouldn't even have to do seo would you? you could just say "I want my site at number 5 for this search"

right?

brand0n · 03-05-2006, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

wow ok first thing im not selling anything, second thin PR does not mean anything because the system was ruined by google, People were buying shit back links to competitors sites and triping the filters to get them banned. Third the biggest thing they are going to do tyhis month is release there new content filters so if you run and use any auto generated pages you are going to get banned I.P by I.P

you currently work for google... and you are posting this + your name on a webmaster board?

SmokeyTheBear · 03-05-2006, 09:00 PM

even if you did work for google , it still wouldnt give you much insight into how they rank , and certainly wouldn't qualify you as an "seo" . proof is what qualifies you as an seo like ACTUAL ranks on keywords, you could talk till you were blue but nobody will believe you until you post examples

Im sure your a smart fellow ( well i hope you are a smart fellow ) , and i appreciate the effort but be realistic, point out what gives you more insight than the regular joe..

Web Lass · 03-05-2006, 09:01 PM

Is Google's NYC location hiring?

SmokeyTheBear · 03-05-2006, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

wow ok first thing im not selling anything, second thin PR does not mean anything because the system was ruined by google, People were buying shit back links to competitors sites and triping the filters to get them banned. Third the biggest thing they are going to do tyhis month is release there new content filters so if you run and use any auto generated pages you are going to get banned I.P by I.P

pr does not mean anything ? you just said rule #8 was get pr6 links .. lol

BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 09:02 PM

hold the thread i am looking at www.amateursex.com 1 at a time please

jjjay · 03-05-2006, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

hold the thread i am looking at www.amateursex.com 1 at a time please

sounds good. are you going to have a quick work with serge and larry about it?

BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DickShoke

google will ban by IP? what would they do about virtual accounts? ban all the websites on the same IP address? that will fuck up alot of the smaller webmaster who build personal pages on virtual accounts if one is a bad seed.

The only way to do this is get a hosting reseller account buy a unsavy hosting comany that allows multiple I.P's and host only your own sites

SmokeyTheBear · 03-05-2006, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

The only way to do this is get a hosting reseller account buy a unsavy hosting comany that allows multiple I.P's and host only your own sites

lol unsavory like yahoo ?

BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

pr does not mean anything ? you just said rule #8 was get pr6 links .. lol

The PR was to get indexed fast without the BS. If google spiders grab your link from that high of a PR site you can get listed in 24 hours any thing else????????

pornpf69 · 03-05-2006, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

1. page title
2. URL "keywords"
3. H1 text
4. Blogs
5. Be spamy with text density new algo sucks
6. PR
7. inner links with keywords
8. Get listed with your link on a PR6 site
9. Density - keyword page specific
10. Layout of htm/css

where are back links?

SmokeyTheBear · 03-05-2006, 09:13 PM

dreamhost.com is one of the biggest hosts around i believe and they have the majority of their customers on shared ip's

BigMaster · 03-05-2006, 09:14 PM

Bavk links will not mean anythin because of google bowling. Next algo update so forget them

SmokeyTheBear · 03-05-2006, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

The PR was to get indexed fast without the BS. If google spiders grab your link from that high of a PR site you can get listed in 24 hours any thing else????????

yes what does getting indexed fast have anything to do with the question you answered ..

ill refresh your memory..

"What are the 10 most important factors for SEO?"

so the 8th most important factor of seo is getting index'd faster lol dont quit yer day job

SmokeyTheBear · 03-05-2006, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigMaster

Bavk links will not mean anythin because of google bowling. Next algo update so forget them

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