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sheldonjuan · 03-19-2006, 03:08 PM

Do you trust your wife 100%???

Anybody know any clear signs that your wife is fucking around?

My gf told me that even if she was cheating on me she wouldn't admit it!

seven · 03-19-2006, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheldonjuan

My gf told me that even if she was cheating on me she wouldn't admit it!

That's the sign. Dump her!

SmokeyTheBear · 03-19-2006, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheldonjuan

My gf told me that even if she was cheating on me she wouldn't admit it!

i always say that to girlfriends when im cheating on them

After Shock Media · 03-19-2006, 03:12 PM

Cell hits voice mail often.
Starts to question your fidelity.
Starts hitting the gym out of the blue.
Upgrades the panty types from typical to sexy when just going out shopping or whatnot.
Frequent hang ups on the phone.
Talks on the phone while outside.
Has a swollen pussy that is well lubed and dripping cum when you spot check here when she comes home.

Ordo · 03-19-2006, 03:12 PM

1) You find birth-control pills in her medicine cabinet, and you've had a
vasectomy.

2) Mutual friends start acting strangely toward you. (They either know
about the cheating or have been told stories about what a horrible wife
or girlfriend you are.)

3) Your cheating husband or wife stops confiding in you and seeking advice from you.

4) Sets up a new e-mail account and doesn't tell you about it.

5) He leaves the house in the morning smelling like Irish Spring and
returns in the evening smelling like Safeguard.

6) She joins the gym and begins a rigorous workout program.

7) She buys a cell phone and doesn't let you know.

8) He sets up a separate cell phone account that is billed to his office.

9) The cheating husband carries condoms, and you are on the pill.

10) Begins to delete all incoming phone calls from the caller ID.

11) Deletes all incoming e-mails when they used to accumulate.

12) He becomes "accusatory," asking if you are being true to him, usually out of guilt.

13) Raises hypothetical questions such as, "Do you think it's possible
to love more than one person at a time?"

14) He buys himself new underwear.

15) He insists the child seat, toys, etc., are kept out of his car.

16) The cheating wife stops wearing her wedding ring.

17) Has a sudden desire to be helpful with the laundry.

18) Has unexplained scratches or bruises on his or her neck or back.

19) Suddenly wants to try new love techniques.

20) He/she fairly suddenly stops having sex with you.

21) He/she suddenly wants more sex, more often.

22) Supposedly works a lot of overtime, but it never shows up on the
pay stub.

23) Picks fights in order to stomp out of the house.

24) You find out by accident he or she took vacation day or personal
time off from work - but supposedly worked on those days.

25) Shows a sudden interest in a different type of music.

26) Spouse's co-workers are uncomfortable in your presence.

27) Has a sudden preoccupation with his or her appearance.

28) Spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, especially
after you have gone to bed.

29) He throws up a lot because he just ate at his mistress's house and
had to eat the dinner you prepared when he got home.

30) Your spouse is away from home, either nights or on trips, more
than previously.

31) His/her clothes smell of an unfamiliar perfume or after-shave. You
see lipstick on your husband's shirt.

32) The amount of money being deposited into your checking account
drops off.

33) You find items of intimate apparel or other small gift-type items that you did not give your spouse.

34) Your spouse seems less comfortable around you and is "touchy"
and easily moved to anger.

35) You get calls where the caller hangs up when he or she hears your
voice.

36) He/she loses attention in the activities in the home.

37) Your intuition (gut feeling) tells you that something is not right.

38) He/she has a definite change in attitude towards everyone in the
home.

39) She uses a low voice or whisper on the phone or hangs up quickly.

40) She has a "glow" about her.

41) Atypical erratic behavior.

42) He sneaks out of the house.

43) She sleeps with her purse by the bed

44) She goes to the store for groceries and comes home 5 hours later.

45) He tells you can get hold of him at a different telephone number.

46) The telltale signs of a cheating spouse? Having to ask that question
in the first place.

nexcom28 · 03-19-2006, 03:13 PM

Clear signs that your wife/ girlfriend is cheating..

You walk in the door of your home and find your wife/ GF fucking on the sofa..

Syl · 03-19-2006, 03:13 PM

Working late I hear is one of the most common excuses.

venus · 03-19-2006, 03:15 PM

the best way to know.. is when you get home and she is the same way you left her... freshly fucked

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheldonjuan

Anybody know any clear signs that your wife is fucking around?

GatorB · 03-19-2006, 03:15 PM

When you taste cum when you kiss her and she hasn't given you head yet.

Herb Kornfield · 03-19-2006, 03:21 PM

Your mate will kiss differently than normal.....

DEAD giveaway everytime.

421Fill · 03-19-2006, 03:23 PM

they all cheat, so the only sign you need is that it's a female.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 03-19-2006, 03:28 PM

I've been told that if you come home from work and her face is already covered in splooge . . . that you should start worrying.

u-Bob · 03-19-2006, 03:32 PM

cum on her upper lip....

elitetec · 03-19-2006, 03:33 PM

yea splooge on face always a bad sign

Ordo · 03-19-2006, 03:37 PM

Wow, so many original responses.....

Lets see how many people can repeat this: "Cum somewhere on her face or body!"

hardy har hahaha

GatorB · 03-19-2006, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ordo

Wow, so many original responses.....

Lets see how many people can repeat this: "Cum somewhere on her face or body!"

hardy har hahaha

OK here's one. If her breath smells like tuna. of course this could also end up being a good thing if you work it right.

BusterBunny · 03-19-2006, 03:45 PM

Lace · 03-19-2006, 03:46 PM

My ex used to use excuses like "My cell is fucked up, and keeps dying" (while she was at another guys house) And she'd usually have it turned off so her other fling wouldn't call while we were togheter...and the "Im working late" or "going out with the girls tonight" - yeah, taking your gf over to the other guys house....Mind you, this is 7 months after we started seeing each other.

Exactly why im staying single...i'll fuck but I wont commit.

BusterBunny · 03-19-2006, 03:50 PM

BigBen · 03-19-2006, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Has a swollen pussy that is well lubed and dripping cum when you spot check here when she comes home.

That's pretty much a tell-tale sign.

Violetta · 03-19-2006, 03:58 PM

If you wake up and your dick looks like this, you should ask her a couple of questions!

tornell · 03-19-2006, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BusterBunny

Vitasoy · 03-19-2006, 04:22 PM

I think shes already giving you an hint

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 03-19-2006, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ordo

Wow, so many original responses.....

Lets see how many people can repeat this: "Cum somewhere on her face or body!"

hardy har hahaha

I guess the other sure sign is when a black man has his fat cock shoved up her wide open ass when you get home from work. I think that might be a "sign."

spanky part 2 · 03-19-2006, 05:37 PM

Oh shit, did she scream my name again when she was with you?

d_train · 03-19-2006, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Has a swollen pussy that is well lubed and dripping cum when you spot check here when she comes home.

let's see what kind of incredible excuse she would say

smashface · 03-19-2006, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Has a swollen pussy that is well lubed and dripping cum when you spot check here when she comes home.

GTS Mark · 03-19-2006, 07:25 PM

tenaj · 03-19-2006, 08:05 PM

the number one indicator

you become paranoid like newbreed

European Lee · 03-19-2006, 08:07 PM

When you eat her out and get a mouthfull of fresh cum and it isnt yours id say was a good indication LOL

Regards,

Lee

sonofsam · 03-19-2006, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenaj

the number one indicator

you become paranoid like newbreed

better then being a fucking stalker like you, creep

every single post you've made on GFY is about arika ames... and you've never even met her...

fucking dork

PixeLs · 03-19-2006, 08:22 PM

For Husbands only:

If she's not wearing your wedding ring anymore even if it still fits her finger.

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 03-19-2006, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenaj

the number one indicator

you become paranoid like newbreed

Surprise!!! You are so obvious you horse cock smoker!

sniperwolf · 03-19-2006, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheldonjuan

My gf told me that even if she was cheating on me she wouldn't admit it!

one of the rules... even if you get caught, never admit it..I heard that from some guy friends..LOL.. some people love the idea of hearing it from his/her partner and let them admit it , though they have seen the cheating in their own eyes

the benefit of the doubt not to hold a grudge and give someone another chance..LOL

reynold · 03-19-2006, 10:51 PM

when you begin to wonder and you ended up posting a thread about cheating

reed_4 · 03-20-2006, 12:37 AM

Have a regular check-up on her asshole to see if someone is fucking her there.

alec · 03-20-2006, 01:57 AM

It's either she's asking for more sex lately or she's often refusing it.. You should consider both..

lilith_godess · 03-20-2006, 02:08 AM

the signs are all in her eyes! look carefully in her eyes and you will know if she is cheating or not!

martinsc · 03-20-2006, 02:30 AM

cum dripping out of her pussy could be a hint

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-20-2006, 02:42 AM

i dont have a wife, so i dont need to worry about it.

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Ordo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,186	1) You find birth-control pills in her medicine cabinet, and you've had a vasectomy. 2) Mutual friends start acting strangely toward you. (They either know about the cheating or have been told stories about what a horrible wife or girlfriend you are.) 3) Your cheating husband or wife stops confiding in you and seeking advice from you. 4) Sets up a new e-mail account and doesn't tell you about it. 5) He leaves the house in the morning smelling like Irish Spring and returns in the evening smelling like Safeguard. 6) She joins the gym and begins a rigorous workout program. 7) She buys a cell phone and doesn't let you know. 8) He sets up a separate cell phone account that is billed to his office. 9) The cheating husband carries condoms, and you are on the pill. 10) Begins to delete all incoming phone calls from the caller ID. 11) Deletes all incoming e-mails when they used to accumulate. 12) He becomes "accusatory," asking if you are being true to him, usually out of guilt. 13) Raises hypothetical questions such as, "Do you think it's possible to love more than one person at a time?" 14) He buys himself new underwear. 15) He insists the child seat, toys, etc., are kept out of his car. 16) The cheating wife stops wearing her wedding ring. 17) Has a sudden desire to be helpful with the laundry. 18) Has unexplained scratches or bruises on his or her neck or back. 19) Suddenly wants to try new love techniques. 20) He/she fairly suddenly stops having sex with you. 21) He/she suddenly wants more sex, more often. 22) Supposedly works a lot of overtime, but it never shows up on the pay stub. 23) Picks fights in order to stomp out of the house. 24) You find out by accident he or she took vacation day or personal time off from work - but supposedly worked on those days. 25) Shows a sudden interest in a different type of music. 26) Spouse's co-workers are uncomfortable in your presence. 27) Has a sudden preoccupation with his or her appearance. 28) Spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, especially after you have gone to bed. 29) He throws up a lot because he just ate at his mistress's house and had to eat the dinner you prepared when he got home. 30) Your spouse is away from home, either nights or on trips, more than previously. 31) His/her clothes smell of an unfamiliar perfume or after-shave. You see lipstick on your husband's shirt. 32) The amount of money being deposited into your checking account drops off. 33) You find items of intimate apparel or other small gift-type items that you did not give your spouse. 34) Your spouse seems less comfortable around you and is "touchy" and easily moved to anger. 35) You get calls where the caller hangs up when he or she hears your voice. 36) He/she loses attention in the activities in the home. 37) Your intuition (gut feeling) tells you that something is not right. 38) He/she has a definite change in attitude towards everyone in the home. 39) She uses a low voice or whisper on the phone or hangs up quickly. 40) She has a "glow" about her. 41) Atypical erratic behavior. 42) He sneaks out of the house. 43) She sleeps with her purse by the bed 44) She goes to the store for groceries and comes home 5 hours later. 45) He tells you can get hold of him at a different telephone number. 46) The telltale signs of a cheating spouse? Having to ask that question in the first place. __________________ Savor Premium Affiliate Area Here

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