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madawgz · 05-03-2006, 08:40 PM

you need to move ASAP

i just learned that Florida is where the most sexual preditors live.....

scary

Monique Niccole · 05-03-2006, 08:42 PM

1) I'm not a 12 year old girl
2) If you come into my house to assault me, you're going to get shot

madawgz · 05-03-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

1) I'm not a 12 year old girl
2) If you come into my house to assault me, you're going to get shot

you can seriously shoot someone if they walk in your house unannounced?

pussyluver · 05-03-2006, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

1) I'm not a 12 year old girl
2) If you come into my house to assault me, you're going to get shot

I'm not a 12 year old boy.

I don't live in Florida. Just waiting for property values to fall in the keys. Figure the next hurricane season should do it.

Considering a concealed carry license. FL has the most reciprocal agreements with other states.

pussyluver · 05-03-2006, 08:50 PM

Population is falling in the Keys too. Don't know if it is the cost of living or the storms or both??? It was getting over crowed anyway. All those condos take away from the old Key West charm though

05-03-2006, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

you can seriously shoot someone if they walk in your house unannounced?

I believe there is a new law that passed that allows you to shoot someone IF YOU FEEL THREATENED.

I believe that if you see someone reaching into his coat pocket when you are having an argument with him, and you believe him reaching for a gun, you are actually allowed to reach for your gun and shoot him.

I couldn't believe it either

pussyluver · 05-03-2006, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

I believe there is a new law that passed that allows you to shoot someone IF YOU FEEL THREATENED.

I believe that if you see someone reaching into his coat pocket when you are having an argument with him, and you believe him reaching for a gun, you are actually allowed to reach for your gun and shoot him.

I couldn't believe it either

I think that is Texas and NOT Flordia????? Got me. Worth knowing about though.

BoyAlley · 05-03-2006, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

1) I'm not a 12 year old girl
2) If you come into my house to assault me, you're going to get shot

I live in Florida, and share those 2 points of view to the letter!

OldSchoolJim · 05-03-2006, 09:01 PM

I believe you ARE allowed to shoot someone if they are breaking into your property....just be sure they don't fall back out the window...

madawgz · 05-03-2006, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

I believe there is a new law that passed that allows you to shoot someone IF YOU FEEL THREATENED.

I believe that if you see someone reaching into his coat pocket when you are having an argument with him, and you believe him reaching for a gun, you are actually allowed to reach for your gun and shoot him.

I couldn't believe it either

those are some fucked up laws

Monique Niccole · 05-03-2006, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

you can seriously shoot someone if they walk in your house unannounced?

Yes

authorizes person to use force, including deadly force, against intruder or attacker in dwelling, residence, or vehicle under specified circumstances; provides that person is justified in using deadly force under certain circumstances; provides immunity from criminal prosecution or civil action for using deadly force; defines term "criminal prosecution", etc.

pussyluver · 05-03-2006, 09:14 PM

With all the opinions here there is a big message!

Take the concealed weapons course before you buy the gun. That is whether you intend on carrying or not. They teach the rules at least in your state.

Chio The Pirate · 05-03-2006, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Afrekete

Yes

authorizes person to use force, including deadly force, against intruder or attacker in dwelling, residence, or vehicle under specified circumstances; provides that person is justified in using deadly force under certain circumstances; provides immunity from criminal prosecution or civil action for using deadly force; defines term "criminal prosecution", etc.

YARGH! It's true. I've stabbed 3 people, and clubbed a bunch with me parrot.

madawgz · 05-03-2006, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! It's true. I've stabbed 3 people, and clubbed a bunch with me parrot.

i hope your parrots okay

L-Pink · 05-03-2006, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by EpicJim

I believe you ARE allowed to shoot someone if they are breaking into your property....just be sure they don't fall back out the window...

In Kentucky the fact that someone is in your house, or breaking into your house, armed or unarmed without your consent, is reason enough to open fire in self defense.

Monique Niccole · 05-03-2006, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

YARGH! It's true. I've stabbed 3 people, and clubbed a bunch with me parrot.

And you've made dozens walk the friggin' plank...YARGH!

sniperwolf · 05-03-2006, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pussyluver

With all the opinions here there is a big message!

Take the concealed weapons course before you buy the gun. That is whether you intend on carrying or not. They teach the rules at least in your state.

I agree with you on this one!

pornguy · 05-03-2006, 10:33 PM

Florida also has one of the most fucked up justice systems.

KRL · 05-03-2006, 10:34 PM

Got to watchout. Florida rednecks go tactical with their home defense guns.

germ · 05-04-2006, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

In Kentucky the fact that someone is in your house, or breaking into your house, armed or unarmed without your consent, is reason enough to open fire in self defense.

i live in kentucky, and last i checked (couple years ago) that was completely untrue.

you're supposed to try to flee (your own fucking home), announce that you have a gun (and lose any element of surprise you may have), and fire a warning shot (and fuck up your ceiling/anyone living above you).

if, after you've done all that, the intruder is still in your home and advancing on you, you're allowed to shoot him. you must, however, attempt to wound him first.

personally, if someone comes in my house....id shoot them in the head, then the knee. then id fire a shot into the ceiling and yell "IVE GOT A GUN!"

Lebron James · 05-04-2006, 12:25 AM

What about them damn hurricanes?

iWeb_Allan · 05-04-2006, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by germ

personally, if someone comes in my house....id shoot them in the head, then the knee. then id fire a shot into the ceiling and yell "IVE GOT A GUN!"

xNetworx · 05-04-2006, 01:52 AM

Bdiddy · 05-04-2006, 01:52 AM

Florida is one of the worst places to live in the states...not a bad place to visit, but I would never live there.

2HousePlague · 05-04-2006, 01:56 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

2hp

Barefootsies · 05-04-2006, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by germ

i live in kentucky, and last i checked (couple years ago) that was completely untrue.

you're supposed to try to flee (your own fucking home), announce that you have a gun (and lose any element of surprise you may have), and fire a warning shot (and fuck up your ceiling/anyone living above you).

if, after you've done all that, the intruder is still in your home and advancing on you, you're allowed to shoot him. you must, however, attempt to wound him first.

personally, if someone comes in my house....id shoot them in the head, then the knee. then id fire a shot into the ceiling and yell "IVE GOT A GUN!"

I believe they changed the law early last year. It was in the news quite a bit for awhile because someone was hurt/killed because they tried to flee beforehand or something. It was a big hub-bub, and was a joke in the late night shows for a spell.

fl_prn_str · 05-04-2006, 03:07 AM

Castle Doctrine

Florida is as Texas once was is a Bush (Governor) State.

Current (Lame Duck) Florida Governor Jeb Bush.

Choppa · 05-04-2006, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf

I believe there is a new law that passed that allows you to shoot someone IF YOU FEEL THREATENED.

I believe that if you see someone reaching into his coat pocket when you are having an argument with him, and you believe him reaching for a gun, you are actually allowed to reach for your gun and shoot him.

I couldn't believe it either

Does this mean we could shoot Michael Jackson if near him

AAA Crystal · 05-04-2006, 10:13 AM

I live in Tampa and we found out that we have a registered sexual offender living down the street... I went and got a 200lb great pyrneese security dog I'm actually waiting for someone to break in... i have the popcorn ready.... it will be a great show!!

Mike_AWP · 05-04-2006, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Got to watchout. Florida rednecks go tactical with their home defense guns.

nice...

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