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Old 03-03-2006, 07:35 PM   #1
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Craig's List is hilarious...

You guys ever read through the ads and what not at CL? Talk about some funny stuff.

Every now and then I'll read through the Men Seeking Women section and there is ALWAYS a post from some guy wanting to be a sugar daddy. I have no problem with that at all, if you have the money, more power to you... but the funny part lies within the actual post. This guy will go on and on about his qualities and then he'll pull the line "I'm looking for a sweet girl to enjoy time and roll around with, I have an extra $500-800 to spend monthly, would like to see this girl a few times a week."

Now am I crazy or is he asking for a good fuck twice a week from a cute college girl for $800 a month? Thats like $100 per fuck! And since when does $800 make you a "sugar daddy"? I don't know what requirements there are for being a sugar daddy, but $800?!?! You have to be kidding me! I know plenty of guys who would put up $800 a month for a cute college girl.

Does anyone else find this funny or am I missing something?
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:37 PM   #2
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bump for the analysis of Suger Daddy economics!
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:40 PM   #3
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I am sure you could do this $600.

I know girls who like suger daddies, whatever makes you happy

I just keep track and when the dates hit $100 I make the moves, that way I can takes weeks off when I want.
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:41 PM   #4
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$100 fuck probably isn't worth fucking.
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:45 PM   #5
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let's do a cost-benefit spreadsheet on this...
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:47 PM   #6
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i know some girls in san diego that have dope apts, beemers, lots of shopping in la jolla and hardly ever go see the dude. some guys have wives and what not and instead of having to go out and look all the time, they just put one on the bankroll. obviously they are rich as rich. the one you are citing is pretty damn funny.
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:50 PM   #7
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i know some girls in san diego that have dope apts, beemers, lots of shopping in la jolla and hardly ever go see the dude. some guys have wives and what not and instead of having to go out and look all the time, they just put one on the bankroll. obviously they are rich as rich. the one you are citing is pretty damn funny.
I wonder how many businessmen have honies on the payroll as consultants. Tax deductible "pussy on call", muahahaha...
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:55 PM   #8
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I wonder how many businessmen have honies on the payroll as consultants. Tax deductible "pussy on call", muahahaha...
i bet a ton of them seeing how there are so many young girls in san diego with the colleges and stuff. alot of them are probably on the "sugar daddy" plan. being in that club scene down there for years i knew at least 20-30 that did it so they didn't have to work fast food joints.
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:56 PM   #9
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I wonder how many businessmen have honies on the payroll as consultants. Tax deductible "pussy on call", muahahaha...
hot damn....that's what I need...lots of consultants
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Old 03-03-2006, 07:59 PM   #10
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Old 03-03-2006, 08:52 PM   #11
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bump for the sugar daddies
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Old 03-03-2006, 09:15 PM   #12
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Sounds more like he wants to be a splenda or aspartame daddy.

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It's all relative I guess because $600-$800 (30-40K pesos) a month over here in Manila, Philippines would fetch you something extraordinarily nice looking, smart, probably would cook and clean for you and be at your beckoned call with no issues, drama or the like.
Of course, if you're into that sort of thing
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It's all relative I guess because $600-$800 (30-40K pesos) a month over here in Manila, Philippines would fetch you something extraordinarily nice looking, smart, probably would cook and clean for you and be at your beckoned call with no issues, drama or the like.
Of course, if you're into that sort of thing


maing, you're giving me flashbacks of Angeles City while I was deployed there during June of 89...

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Old 03-03-2006, 09:54 PM   #15
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Old 03-03-2006, 11:10 PM   #16
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Craig's list is a total joke since it's nothing but hookers.
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