Craig's List is hilarious... - GoFuckYourself.com

Sly · 03-03-2006, 07:35 PM

You guys ever read through the ads and what not at CL? Talk about some funny stuff.

Every now and then I'll read through the Men Seeking Women section and there is ALWAYS a post from some guy wanting to be a sugar daddy. I have no problem with that at all, if you have the money, more power to you... but the funny part lies within the actual post. This guy will go on and on about his qualities and then he'll pull the line "I'm looking for a sweet girl to enjoy time and roll around with, I have an extra $500-800 to spend monthly, would like to see this girl a few times a week."

Now am I crazy or is he asking for a good fuck twice a week from a cute college girl for $800 a month? Thats like $100 per fuck! And since when does $800 make you a "sugar daddy"? I don't know what requirements there are for being a sugar daddy, but $800?!?! You have to be kidding me! I know plenty of guys who would put up $800 a month for a cute college girl.

Does anyone else find this funny or am I missing something?

drunken ninja · 03-03-2006, 07:37 PM

bump for the analysis of Suger Daddy economics!

chaze · 03-03-2006, 07:40 PM

I am sure you could do this $600.

I know girls who like suger daddies, whatever makes you happy

I just keep track and when the dates hit $100 I make the moves, that way I can takes weeks off when I want.

mikeyddddd · 03-03-2006, 07:41 PM

$100 fuck probably isn't worth fucking.

drunken ninja · 03-03-2006, 07:45 PM

let's do a cost-benefit spreadsheet on this...

seeric · 03-03-2006, 07:47 PM

i know some girls in san diego that have dope apts, beemers, lots of shopping in la jolla and hardly ever go see the dude. some guys have wives and what not and instead of having to go out and look all the time, they just put one on the bankroll. obviously they are rich as rich. the one you are citing is pretty damn funny.

Sly · 03-03-2006, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

i know some girls in san diego that have dope apts, beemers, lots of shopping in la jolla and hardly ever go see the dude. some guys have wives and what not and instead of having to go out and look all the time, they just put one on the bankroll. obviously they are rich as rich. the one you are citing is pretty damn funny.

I wonder how many businessmen have honies on the payroll as consultants. Tax deductible "pussy on call", muahahaha...

seeric · 03-03-2006, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I wonder how many businessmen have honies on the payroll as consultants. Tax deductible "pussy on call", muahahaha...

i bet a ton of them seeing how there are so many young girls in san diego with the colleges and stuff. alot of them are probably on the "sugar daddy" plan. being in that club scene down there for years i knew at least 20-30 that did it so they didn't have to work fast food joints.

drunken ninja · 03-03-2006, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I wonder how many businessmen have honies on the payroll as consultants. Tax deductible "pussy on call", muahahaha...

hot damn....that's what I need...lots of consultants

Promo Chicks · 03-03-2006, 07:59 PM

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drunken ninja · 03-03-2006, 08:52 PM

bump for the sugar daddies

lchaim · 03-03-2006, 09:15 PM

Sounds more like he wants to be a splenda or aspartame daddy.

whoa

CraigA · 03-03-2006, 09:44 PM

It's all relative I guess because $600-$800 (30-40K pesos) a month over here in Manila, Philippines would fetch you something extraordinarily nice looking, smart, probably would cook and clean for you and be at your beckoned call with no issues, drama or the like.
Of course, if you're into that sort of thing

TheJimmy · 03-03-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CraigA

It's all relative I guess because $600-$800 (30-40K pesos) a month over here in Manila, Philippines would fetch you something extraordinarily nice looking, smart, probably would cook and clean for you and be at your beckoned call with no issues, drama or the like.
Of course, if you're into that sort of thing

maing, you're giving me flashbacks of Angeles City while I was deployed there during June of 89...

I miss the Nipa Hut, the Fire Empire, BJ Queens, all lovely names of local bars...

Roomservice at the MahaRaja was a trip with the list of names and photos/stats there as well...

lumpia, Redhorse and Suzy........room 102, thanks....click

Kevin - The PNN · 03-03-2006, 09:54 PM

Bump for you and me

The Sultan Of Smut · 03-03-2006, 11:10 PM

Craig's list is a total joke since it's nothing but hookers.

03-03-2006, 07:35 PM	#1
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,339	Craig's List is hilarious... You guys ever read through the ads and what not at CL? Talk about some funny stuff. Every now and then I'll read through the Men Seeking Women section and there is ALWAYS a post from some guy wanting to be a sugar daddy. I have no problem with that at all, if you have the money, more power to you... but the funny part lies within the actual post. This guy will go on and on about his qualities and then he'll pull the line "I'm looking for a sweet girl to enjoy time and roll around with, I have an extra $500-800 to spend monthly, would like to see this girl a few times a week." Now am I crazy or is he asking for a good fuck twice a week from a cute college girl for $800 a month? Thats like $100 per fuck! And since when does $800 make you a "sugar daddy"? I don't know what requirements there are for being a sugar daddy, but $800?!?! You have to be kidding me! I know plenty of guys who would put up $800 a month for a cute college girl. Does anyone else find this funny or am I missing something? __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

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03-03-2006, 07:59 PM	#10
Promo Chicks Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: VENICE,CA. USA Posts: 470	Pretty girl.. - w4m - 22 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2006-03-03, 6:46PM PST All alone in her hotel room. I have an adorable face and a very cute body. I would love to have a sexy man come visist me. I am here on business right now and am bored. If you have 350 reasons then you can come see me. Let me know. Thanks! no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests 138823272 __________________ ...making a little cash, keeping our panties on.

03-03-2006, 09:15 PM	#12
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03-03-2006, 09:44 PM	#13
CraigA Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Philippines, AZ and FL Posts: 723	It's all relative I guess because $600-$800 (30-40K pesos) a month over here in Manila, Philippines would fetch you something extraordinarily nice looking, smart, probably would cook and clean for you and be at your beckoned call with no issues, drama or the like. Of course, if you're into that sort of thing __________________ [email protected] Special Projects

03-03-2006, 07:37 PM	#2
drunken ninja Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: 320970274 Posts: 717	bump for the analysis of Suger Daddy economics!

03-03-2006, 07:40 PM	#3
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	I am sure you could do this $600. I know girls who like suger daddies, whatever makes you happy I just keep track and when the dates hit $100 I make the moves, that way I can takes weeks off when I want.

03-03-2006, 07:45 PM	#5
drunken ninja Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: 320970274 Posts: 717	let's do a cost-benefit spreadsheet on this...

03-03-2006, 07:47 PM	#6
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i know some girls in san diego that have dope apts, beemers, lots of shopping in la jolla and hardly ever go see the dude. some guys have wives and what not and instead of having to go out and look all the time, they just put one on the bankroll. obviously they are rich as rich. the one you are citing is pretty damn funny.

03-03-2006, 08:52 PM	#11
drunken ninja Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: 320970274 Posts: 717	bump for the sugar daddies

03-03-2006, 09:54 PM	#15
Kevin - The PNN Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ICQ: 306431492 Posts: 1,364	Bump for you and me

03-03-2006, 11:10 PM	#16
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	Craig's list is a total joke since it's nothing but hookers.