Serious COSTCO SCAM!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Eric · 03-03-2006, 05:05 PM

Please be careful. I know you shop at Costco.
I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,

they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you,

while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

Hope this information helps!!!

Eric

Ice · 03-03-2006, 05:07 PM

Makingcoin · 03-03-2006, 05:12 PM

Which costco please?

Eric · 03-03-2006, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin

Which costco please?

The one in my dreams!

aico · 03-03-2006, 05:14 PM

You'd think if it were Costco it would be 4 girls in packs of 2.

sicone · 03-03-2006, 05:15 PM

I know where I'm shopping this weekend

DaisyDuke · 03-03-2006, 05:15 PM

Hmmm that's funny because I saw you at Cosco and this is the picture I took of your car being washed...

marketsmart · 03-03-2006, 05:18 PM

the same thing happened to me but it was two 18 y/o guys. once he started i really couldnt stop him... is that gay?

Eric · 03-03-2006, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaisyDuke

Hmmm that's funny because I saw you at Cosco and this is the picture I took of your car being washed...

Wasn't me... My cars haven't been washed in over a year!

Theo · 03-03-2006, 05:19 PM

hehe every time i read this i laugh

mikeyddddd · 03-03-2006, 05:21 PM

Dayum, Captain. The same thing is happening at Tescos

Eric · 03-03-2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

Dayum, Captain. The same thing is happening at Tescos

Now I know why I couldn't find if this was already posted. Fucking Tesco's!

triumph · 03-03-2006, 05:24 PM

looks like you need a new wallet everyday!

Ice · 03-03-2006, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Tender Thighs

Now I know why I couldn't find if this was already posted. Fucking Tesco's!

noob

please don't ban me

seeric · 03-03-2006, 05:30 PM

i didn't get it the first time it was posted. big surprise right? i got it this time though.

Ice · 03-03-2006, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

i didn't get it the first time it was posted. big surprise right? i got it this time though.

Gotta luv you man

fr0gman · 03-03-2006, 05:36 PM

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WiredGuy · 03-03-2006, 05:38 PM

If anyone needs me I'll be at Costco until Monday.
WG

03-03-2006, 05:05 PM	#1
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	Serious COSTCO SCAM!!! Please be careful. I know you shop at Costco. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Costco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow. Hope this information helps!!! Eric __________________ No One

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marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	the same thing happened to me but it was two 18 y/o guys. once he started i really couldnt stop him... is that gay?

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