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Old 03-02-2006, 07:42 PM   #1
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I am going to commit SUICIDE in 30 minutes

my life sucks, i gonna kill myself, whats the best way?


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Old 03-02-2006, 07:44 PM   #2
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car running while parked in the garage. make sure no one will interupt you and stop it, you'll be a vegtable.

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Old 03-02-2006, 07:45 PM   #5
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prolly how Michael Hutchinson did
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:45 PM   #6
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:45 PM   #7
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:45 PM   #8
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This shit better not hit the national news...and I find out my ass was in a message board with a suicidal mofo and didnt take it seriously...
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:46 PM   #9
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:47 PM   #10
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car running while parked in the garage. make sure no one will interupt you and stop it, you'll be a vegtable.

btw, whats wrong?
Yeah and do like they did in that movie.... cut the tube off your vacuum cleaner and put it over the exhaust and the other end straight into the trunk

I'm of course hoping you're joking or I wouldn't say that.... girl troubles?
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:48 PM   #11
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:49 PM   #12
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Nice tat Juice....

I guessed that, didnt I?!?!?! I can get that fleshlight, right?!?!?!?!?!?
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:49 PM   #13
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:49 PM   #14
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another usless without pics thread......
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:50 PM   #15
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Nice tat Juice....

I guessed that, didnt I?!?!?! I can get that fleshlight, right?!?!?!?!?!?
thx yo Scroto won
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:50 PM   #16
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:51 PM   #17
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:51 PM   #18
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duuuuuuuuuuuuude make sure you tivo it
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:51 PM   #19
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:52 PM   #20
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:54 PM   #21
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:57 PM   #22
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Old 03-02-2006, 07:57 PM   #23
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seriously i cant take it anymore , i made good money - $10-15k per month not bad for a guy who barely finished high skool

recently ive been far and far more miserable
just drugs,and webmaster boards
no friend, no girl, no love, even no sex unless i pay for a hooker
seriousl, this is killin me !!!

never been this depressed




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Old 03-02-2006, 07:58 PM   #24
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seriously i cant take it anymore , i made good money - $10-15k per month not bad for a guy who barely finished high skool

recently ive been far and far more miserable
just drugs,and webmaster boards
no friend, no girl, no love, even no sex unless i pay for a hooker
seriousl, this is killin me !!!

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Old 03-02-2006, 07:59 PM   #25
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last news on cnn "a guy has commit SUICIDE after a short visit on www.gofuckyourself.com"
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Old 03-02-2006, 08:00 PM   #28
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Hit me up on icq.. I'll tell you a Really funny joke I heard today, and you'll feel better.

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Old 03-02-2006, 08:07 PM   #33
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I think posting on a board that your going to kill yourself warrents a tracking of your IP and a visit by the authorities. is it not illegal?
you need help for real.
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Dude... if you need help or just need someone to talk to and you don't know where to go... here are some sources:

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make sure you use a gun and stick it in your mouth

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Do a drug overdose in a chat room and brag about it.

n0fx is a gangsta.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_Vedas

"Brandon Carl Vedas (known as ripper on IRC) (April 21, 1981 - January 12, 2003) was a member of the Shroomery.org community who died of a prescription drug overdose while chatting in an IRC channel, broadcasting images of himself live via a webcam. His death led to considerable debate about the responsibilities and roles of online communities in life-threatening situations."

Total Consumption :

110mg of Inderal
80mg of ritalin
8mg of Klonopin
320mg of methadone
120mg of Restoril
400mcg LSD
800mg equivalent of oxy-contin
2g mesc
100mg 5Meo DMT
8 grams of mushrooms
an unspecified amount of 151-proof rum
1.5g of high-grade cannabis (referred to in the chat as "kind buds")
4g of 'mersh' (a euphemism for 'commercial grade', or lower-quality cannabis).
In total, over 1800mg of prescription drugs.
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