Bad News About Beer - GoFuckYourself.com

Sam Granger · 02-28-2006, 03:30 PM

Yesterday, Australian University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating. ;
8) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

Ps. I won't be online too much between wednesday and sunday (not that anyone cares probably). Will be in my house in France and don't have any connection there. Might find a hotspot but yeah.

GlydeGirl · 02-28-2006, 03:58 PM

Funny stuff! LOL

Fred Quimby · 02-28-2006, 04:00 PM

I just laughed my corona out my nose

dam you

Scott McD · 02-28-2006, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Granger

7) Had to sit down while urinating.

Nah, i just piss my pants...

Sam Granger · 02-28-2006, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Nah, i just piss my pants...

Michaelious · 02-28-2006, 04:04 PM

Oh well, so in other words drink spirits

Syl · 02-28-2006, 04:24 PM

Some of those are soo true, sadly. Haha.

thaifan99 · 02-28-2006, 04:27 PM

cut down from 8 to 3!!

Manowar · 02-28-2006, 04:29 PM

Adult Insider Bubba · 02-28-2006, 05:03 PM

Lol, as I am drinking Sam Adams right now lmao

Persignup Dustin · 02-28-2006, 05:33 PM

Funny. Timelined, but funny.

Spunky · 02-28-2006, 05:39 PM

Blasphemy

Vitasoy · 02-28-2006, 05:44 PM

Lol.. that was great

chaze · 02-28-2006, 05:58 PM

"Couldn't drive."

This must be asian beer.

PixeLs · 02-28-2006, 06:06 PM

I don't know but I really feel like shaving my legs whenever I'm drunk..

sicone · 02-28-2006, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

I don't know but I really feel like shaving my legs whenever I'm drunk..

somethings, are best kept to yourself

reynold · 02-28-2006, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam Granger

6) Argued over nothing.

drunk or not, here on GFY we always argue over nothing

Downtime · 02-28-2006, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fred Quimby

I just laughed my corona out my nose

dam you

make that labatt blue for me lol, awesome article

02-28-2006, 03:30 PM	#1
Sam Granger Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NL (Eindhoven), CZ(Prague), FR(Concarneau) Posts: 3,958	Bad News About Beer Yesterday, Australian University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Gained weight. 2) Talked excessively without making sense. 3) Became overly emotional. 4) Couldn't drive. 5) Failed to think rationally. 6) Argued over nothing. 7) Had to sit down while urinating. ; 8) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong. No further testing was considered necessary. Ps. I won't be online too much between wednesday and sunday (not that anyone cares probably). Will be in my house in France and don't have any connection there. Might find a hotspot but yeah. __________________ [img]http://**************/sig/fhv3_j2_624x80_2.gif[/img] $35-40 Per Signup, 60-70% Rev Share, over 80 Sites, Exclusive Sites, tons of free content 14,000+ Free hosted Galleries, RSS feeds, Domain Hosting, Embedded Flash Movies Join Fetish Hits now! ICQ:** 358652230 Last edited by Sam Granger; 02-28-2006 at 03:31 PM..

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