| Sam Granger |
02-28-2006 03:30 PM |
Bad News About Beer
Yesterday, Australian University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating. ;
8) Refused to apologise when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary.
:1orglaugh
Ps. I won't be online too much between wednesday and sunday (not that anyone cares probably). Will be in my house in France and don't have any connection there. Might find a hotspot but yeah.
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