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noam · 02-26-2006, 10:18 PM

Maybe it's just me, but I need to go through like 5 dates before a girl will have sex with me.

I'm switching to escort services - I can't afford a relationship.

pornguy · 02-26-2006, 10:20 PM

You are doing something wrong. If they dont bang on the first date, get rid of them.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 02-26-2006, 10:20 PM

We are all very happy for you.

jact · 02-26-2006, 10:21 PM

It's been proven time and time again it's cheaper to bang whores then it is to be in relationships.

Dagwolf · 02-26-2006, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noam

Maybe it's just me, but I need to go through like 5 dates before a girl will have sex with me.

I'm switching to escort services - I can't afford a relationship.

They say the girl knows within the first 5 minutes or something whether she'll sleep with you. So just ask her after 6 minutes, you'll save a bundle.

EdgeXXX · 02-26-2006, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noam

Maybe it's just me, but I need to go through like 5 dates before a girl will have sex with me.

I'm switching to escort services - I can't afford a relationship.

You need to learn better sales skills.

ABC (Always Be Closing)

tony286 · 02-26-2006, 10:27 PM

when I was single they didnt put out the first date there was no second and all first dates were coffee. I did the dinner thing when I was younger, spent more money that went nowhere. So when I moved to Atl I wised up, coffee dates if they put out I had no problem spending money but until that happened coffee only and maybe a donut lol.

reed_4 · 02-27-2006, 01:21 AM

that sucks man, i think there is something wrong with your personality that's why girls don't give into you on your first date.

dissipate · 02-27-2006, 01:23 AM

Either that or get into a decent relationship

dbavaria · 02-27-2006, 01:29 AM

Might as well pay a girl 650 to bang her, tape it, and sell it here.

xNetworx · 02-27-2006, 01:37 AM

Jackie69 · 02-27-2006, 01:41 AM

Oh my god. Maybe you're dating the wrong kind of women. Some women like to wait to have sex, for many different reasons. They might want to see if you actually like them or if they actually like you. Sex too early, UNLESS it's just ABOUT the sex, can ruin things. What do you want anyway? Ask yourself whether you want love or a fuck buddy.

SilentKnight · 02-27-2006, 01:43 AM

Buy a puppy.

Antonio · 02-27-2006, 01:46 AM

for that amount of money I'll bang half of the country

xenigo · 02-27-2006, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackie69

Oh my god. Maybe you're dating the wrong kind of women. Some women like to wait to have sex, for many different reasons. They might want to see if you actually like them or if they actually like you. Sex too early, UNLESS it's just ABOUT the sex, can ruin things. What do you want anyway? Ask yourself whether you want love or a fuck buddy.

What are you, the spokes woman of all womankind? You and I know that a girl will put out on the first date if she's interested.

Stop trying to make every woman look like they're too good for sex on the first date.

BradM · 02-27-2006, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by reed_4

that sucks man, i think there is something wrong with your personality that's why girls don't give into you on your first date.

Life must suck, even the outsourced posters make fun of you.

BradM · 02-27-2006, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

What are you, the spokes woman of all womankind? You and I know that a girl will put out on the first date if she's interested.

Stop trying to make every woman look like they're too good for sex on the first date.

75% of the time I get laid on date 1. 25% on date 2-3.

If it takes 5 dates you might be gay.

fuzzylogic · 02-27-2006, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

What are you, the spokes woman of all womankind? You and I know that a girl will put out on the first date if she's interested.

Stop trying to make every woman look like they're too good for sex on the first date.

thats not true at all dude

women with no spines put out on the 1st date. those kind of bitches get walked on and i have no interest in them

fuzzylogic · 02-27-2006, 02:06 AM

girls who put on on the 2nd are the ones i like

xenigo · 02-27-2006, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

75% of the time I get laid on date 1. 25% on date 2-3.

If it takes 5 dates you might be gay.

So, we're in agreement?

OneHungLo · 02-27-2006, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Life must suck, even the outsourced posters make fun of you.

bahahaha - thats exactly what i was thinking

fl_prn_str · 02-27-2006, 02:52 AM

if you look at it from a different prospective......

get a job as talent and then they will pay you to fuck the girls......

hey its not a lot.....but at least you skip the bullshit and get down to the meat and potatoes of the event.

blazin · 02-27-2006, 02:57 AM

Try inviting the girls over to you house instead of going out....
...start as you mean to go on....

noam · 02-27-2006, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by blazin

Try inviting the girls over to you house instead of going out....
...start as you mean to go on....

I was at this chick's apartment at the third date and the bitch didn't put out.
I guess I need to learn some skills.

polish_aristocrat · 02-27-2006, 05:39 AM

i got laid 4 months ago...

Manowar · 02-27-2006, 05:56 AM

escorts are cheaper dude

blazin · 02-27-2006, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noam

I was at this chick's apartment at the third date and the bitch didn't put out.
I guess I need to learn some skills.

Get them to your house 1st... where you can easily control the environment...

..turn off the TV... dim the lights... play the right music to set the tone...
..a bit of alchohol to lubricate...
.. ask her what she likes sexually... then do it...

Nicky · 02-27-2006, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Life must suck, even the outsourced posters make fun of you.

ohhh thats a hard one

Antonio · 02-27-2006, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noam

I was at this chick's apartment at the third date and the bitch didn't put out.
I guess I need to learn some skills.

Don't worry, all these mucho dudes that posted in this thread claiming that they always bang chicks on the first date, don't know the difference between a fleshlight and a real pussy. Most of the people that date (men and women) use the '3 dates rule' - meaning that if they like each other it is very likely that they'll have sex on the third date.

Sure you can get laid on the firt date but it doesn't happen that often (inless you only pick up drunk girls from the nightclubs), as for waiting 5 dates or longer that'll happen to me only if I really like the girl and she's something really special or extremely hot.

Quagmire · 02-27-2006, 07:17 AM

$650 to get laid? For that kind of cash I hope you're getting all 3 inputs and her best friend in the bed.

RayBonga · 02-27-2006, 07:24 AM

Chicks always pay everything (dinner, etc) just to get me to date them.

If they are nice I might bang them afterwards.

gideongallery · 02-27-2006, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

75% of the time I get laid on date 1. 25% on date 2-3.

If it takes 5 dates you might be gay.

if he was gay he would get laid a lot more

Think about your dating a guy which means he would be sizing you up like a piece of meat too.

G-Rotica · 02-27-2006, 08:21 AM

The trick is, marry a bi-sexual swinger. Then she does all the work for you.

jjjay · 02-27-2006, 10:23 AM

http://www.seduction.com/

sfera · 02-27-2006, 10:25 AM

u need to work on your skills

Mickey_ · 02-27-2006, 10:28 AM

$650 would have bought you a whoooooooole lot of LiveJasmincredits.

jacked · 02-27-2006, 10:29 AM

somethings not right there... you need to build up your confidence killer... you'd more likely get some ass

adultchica · 02-27-2006, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

They say the girl knows within the first 5 minutes or something whether she'll sleep with you. So just ask her after 6 minutes, you'll save a bundle.

This is 9 times out of 10 true.

xclusive · 02-27-2006, 10:49 AM

Damn, Not much I can say...Maybe become a priest?

Teodora · 02-27-2006, 10:55 AM

5 dates before having sex??? That's good. I'm surprised cause most man are bored after 2 or 3 dates and they want to have sex straight ahead

warlock5 · 02-27-2006, 10:59 AM

5 dates? Are you waiting for her to invite you into bed?

EdgeXXX · 02-27-2006, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

They say the girl knows within the first 5 minutes or something whether she'll sleep with you. So just ask her after 6 minutes, you'll save a bundle.

OMG I almost just spit out my coffee

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

75% of the time I get laid on date 1. 25% on date 2-3.

Ditto. Seriously bro, you may need to work on your self-confidence and/or try being a bit smoother and more charming. Also, a great sense of humor and the ability to make a girl laugh goes a LOOOOONG way towards puting her at ease and endearing yourself to her.

CaptainHowdy · 02-27-2006, 11:23 AM

You're not telling them on the 2nd date that you "love her" and "you want to be like or the father she never had"...

!!

EdgeXXX · 02-27-2006, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Life must suck, even the outsourced posters make fun of you.

jade_dragon · 02-27-2006, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic

thats not true at all dude

women with no spines put out on the 1st date. those kind of bitches get walked on and i have no interest in them

I laughed hard when I read your name, 100% accurate. So I assume you mean, no self esteem, which means that there are no women with self esteem who just want to have sex on the first date because that is what they want to do. Or do you just believe a woman is not a woman unless she is resistant to having sex at all weither she has hormones and wants and lust herself? Still saying "suck my dick" as a derogatory term while wanting a woman to blow you openly and without vice also?

Sure some of us will not want to associate with women who move that fast but let's call it a personality or lifestyle differance and not a self esteem problem, there may be cases where they overlap, most definitely, but lets not make blanket statments.

Sharky · 02-27-2006, 11:39 AM

Confidance is key. Even an ugly idiot could get laid by a hot chick if he is confidant when he talks to her. It might not be on the night they meet, but after 1 or 2 dates the guy is in no problem.

Are you openly blowing $$ on these chicks? Don't blow $$ until you know her or she is blowing you! It's only fair. lol

A nice pair of shoes helps as well. Keep your Nikes in your closet for a better chance at getting laid.

Lee · 02-27-2006, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Life must suck, even the outsourced posters make fun of you.

Mwahahahaha thats a classic. Fuck I wish I had come up with that one

northboy · 02-27-2006, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

75% of the time I get laid on date 1. 25% on date 2-3.

If it takes 5 dates you might be gay.

Definitely believable!

Pornwolf · 02-27-2006, 01:34 PM

Paying for pussy makes more business sense in 95% of the situations if you really think about it. It's not as much fun as getting it for free though.

What's even better is getting chicks that charge to give it to you for free... that way you technically make money from the situation! LOL

HomerSimpson · 02-27-2006, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noam

Maybe it's just me, but I need to go through like 5 dates before a girl will have sex with me.

I'm switching to escort services - I can't afford a relationship.

A firend of mine (studies philosophy) came on this tought...
(he was probably very high at the moment...)

"Poor people invented marriage so they could fuck for FREE"

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