It costs me $650 on average to bang a chick
 

Maybe it's just me, but I need to go through like 5 dates before a girl will have sex with me.

I'm switching to escort services - I can't afford a relationship.

You are doing something wrong. If they dont bang on the first date, get rid of them.

We are all very happy for you.

It's been proven time and time again it's cheaper to bang whores then it is to be in relationships.

They say the girl knows within the first 5 minutes or something whether she'll sleep with you. So just ask her after 6 minutes, you'll save a bundle. :1orglaugh

You need to learn better sales skills.

ABC (Always Be Closing)

when I was single they didnt put out the first date there was no second and all first dates were coffee. I did the dinner thing when I was younger, spent more money that went nowhere. So when I moved to Atl I wised up, coffee dates if they put out I had no problem spending money but until that happened coffee only and maybe a donut lol.

that sucks man, i think there is something wrong with your personality that's why girls don't give into you on your first date.

Either that or get into a decent relationship

Might as well pay a girl 650 to bang her, tape it, and sell it here.

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Oh my god. Maybe you're dating the wrong kind of women. Some women like to wait to have sex, for many different reasons. They might want to see if you actually like them or if they actually like you. Sex too early, UNLESS it's just ABOUT the sex, can ruin things. What do you want anyway? Ask yourself whether you want love or a fuck buddy.

Buy a puppy.

for that amount of money I'll bang half of the country

What are you, the spokes woman of all womankind? You and I know that a girl will put out on the first date if she's interested.

Stop trying to make every woman look like they're too good for sex on the first date.

Life must suck, even the outsourced posters make fun of you.

75% of the time I get laid on date 1. 25% on date 2-3.

If it takes 5 dates you might be gay.

thats not true at all dude

women with no spines put out on the 1st date. those kind of bitches get walked on and i have no interest in them

girls who put on on the 2nd are the ones i like

So, we're in agreement?

bahahaha - thats exactly what i was thinking :1orglaugh

if you look at it from a different prospective......

get a job as talent and then they will pay you to fuck the girls......


hey its not a lot.....but at least you skip the bullshit and get down to the meat and potatoes of the event. :helpme

Try inviting the girls over to you house instead of going out....
...start as you mean to go on....

I was at this chick's apartment at the third date and the bitch didn't put out.
I guess I need to learn some skills.

i got laid 4 months ago...

escorts are cheaper dude

Get them to your house 1st... where you can easily control the environment...

..turn off the TV... dim the lights... play the right music to set the tone...
..a bit of alchohol to lubricate...
.. ask her what she likes sexually... then do it...
:pimp

ohhh thats a hard one :1orglaugh

Don't worry, all these mucho dudes that posted in this thread claiming that they always bang chicks on the first date, don't know the difference between a fleshlight and a real pussy. Most of the people that date (men and women) use the '3 dates rule' - meaning that if they like each other it is very likely that they'll have sex on the third date.

Sure you can get laid on the firt date but it doesn't happen that often (inless you only pick up drunk girls from the nightclubs), as for waiting 5 dates or longer that'll happen to me only if I really like the girl and she's something really special or extremely hot.

$650 to get laid? For that kind of cash I hope you're getting all 3 inputs and her best friend in the bed.

Chicks always pay everything (dinner, etc) just to get me to date them.

If they are nice I might bang them afterwards.

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if he was gay he would get laid a lot more

Think about your dating a guy which means he would be sizing you up like a piece of meat too.

The trick is, marry a bi-sexual swinger. Then she does all the work for you.

u need to work on your skills

$650 would have bought you a whoooooooole lot of LiveJasmincredits. :winkwink:

somethings not right there... you need to build up your confidence killer... you'd more likely get some ass

This is 9 times out of 10 true. :thumbsup

Damn, Not much I can say...Maybe become a priest?

5 dates before having sex??? That's good. I'm surprised cause most man are bored after 2 or 3 dates and they want to have sex straight ahead :disgust

5 dates? Are you waiting for her to invite you into bed?

OMG I almost just spit out my coffee
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Ditto. Seriously bro, you may need to work on your self-confidence and/or try being a bit smoother and more charming. Also, a great sense of humor and the ability to make a girl laugh goes a LOOOOONG way towards puting her at ease and endearing yourself to her. :2 cents:

You're not telling them on the 2nd date that you "love her" and "you want to be like or the father she never had"... :2 cents:!!

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I laughed hard when I read your name, 100% accurate. So I assume you mean, no self esteem, which means that there are no women with self esteem who just want to have sex on the first date because that is what they want to do. Or do you just believe a woman is not a woman unless she is resistant to having sex at all weither she has hormones and wants and lust herself? Still saying "suck my dick" as a derogatory term while wanting a woman to blow you openly and without vice also?

Sure some of us will not want to associate with women who move that fast but let's call it a personality or lifestyle differance and not a self esteem problem, there may be cases where they overlap, most definitely, but lets not make blanket statments.

Confidance is key. Even an ugly idiot could get laid by a hot chick if he is confidant when he talks to her. It might not be on the night they meet, but after 1 or 2 dates the guy is in no problem.

Are you openly blowing $$ on these chicks? Don't blow $$ until you know her or she is blowing you! It's only fair. lol

A nice pair of shoes helps as well. Keep your Nikes in your closet for a better chance at getting laid.

Mwahahahaha thats a classic. Fuck I wish I had come up with that one :1orglaugh

Definitely believable!

Paying for pussy makes more business sense in 95% of the situations if you really think about it. It's not as much fun as getting it for free though.


What's even better is getting chicks that charge to give it to you for free... that way you technically make money from the situation! LOL

A firend of mine (studies philosophy) came on this tought...
(he was probably very high at the moment...)

"Poor people invented marriage so they could fuck for FREE"

:upsidedow