Why is bumping old threads so frowned upon?

[Ramos]

I don't get it

[pornguy]

They usually dont have any relevancy anymore. At least not some that are bumped. Not the big boob ones, or the like are ok!

[chadglni]

Everyone wants something to whine about. This board is reminding me of those lame ass mainstream forums more and more with all the damn forum police running around.

[BradM]

Ramos I hear you have a huge penis, can you confirm?

[xxxice]

bump

[BusterBunny]

according to this study i have no clue why...

[baddog]

because it is tough enough to keep track of what is new around here without having people bump shit to page two or three by bringing up ancient history

[FlogTheLog]

Originally Posted by Ramos

I don't get it

i love old threads getting bumped, plus i i love it more if they are photo ones, cause i missed alot of them when they where first posted

[PAR]

I'll tell you when this thread gets old

[woj]

No idea, it's fun to see a thread from 2 years ago bumped, and then see how the today's crowd reacts to it....

[Ramos]

keeps you on your toes, bumping thread good

[CT]

Originally Posted by BradM

Ramos I hear you have a huge penis, can you confirm?

His penis is the size of a baby's arm










































this one:

[webgurl]

i dunno but can u look for my recent thread and bump
it plzzzzzz ...

[chadglni]

I haven't seen half the threads that are bumped. You'd have to sit here 24/7 with 10 windows open to catch everything the first time.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by Ramos

keeps you on your toes, bumping thread good

With all due respect, I might expect that from a klik revenue sig whore, but not you.

[Ramos]

Originally Posted by baddog

With all due respect, I might expect that from a klik revenue sig whore, but not you.

so when I come by your house and you want to talk about our trip to vegas and possibly show your pics are you an attention whore?

we have some of ther greatest times and we have the luxury of working and and spending time together whenever we get the chance, I don't see how talking about them and bumping the threads is a bad thing,

besides I laugh my ass off every time i see those threads.....

[baddog]

Originally Posted by Ramos

so when I come by your house and you want to talk about our trip to vegas and possibly show your pics are you an attention whore?

we have some of ther greatest times and we have the luxury of working and and spending time together whenever we get the chance, I don't see how talking about them and bumping the threads is a bad thing,

besides I laugh my ass off every time i see those threads.....

Let's look at it another way. I seem to recall seeing somewhere that "GFY is where the industry meets." While you and I may enjoy reminiscing about our exploits there may be others here that are meeting to do business so they find our reminiscing to be getting in the way of doing business. And while I like joking around as much as the next guy, my primary purpose here is to do business, or at least find the potential for business.

If someone's post is bumped down the page or to page two due to 10-15 posts from November being brought back from the archives, then there are at least two of us that suffer as a result.

I have to ask, the main bitch everyone had against the klik revenue sig whores was the fact that they were always bumping threads that were 2 weeks old. You are bumping threads that are 2+ months old. Is there a double standard?

[Ramos]

Originally Posted by baddog

Let's look at it another way. I seem to recall seeing somewhere that "GFY is where the industry meets." While you and I may enjoy reminiscing about our exploits there may be others here that are meeting to do business so they find our reminiscing to be getting in the way of doing business. And while I like joking around as much as the next guy, my primary purpose here is to do business, or at least find the potential for business.

If someone's post is bumped down the page or to page two due to 10-15 posts from November being brought back from the archives, then there are at least two of us that suffer as a result.

I have to ask, the main bitch everyone had against the klik revenue sig whores was the fact that they were always bumping threads that were 2 weeks old. You are bumping threads that are 2+ months old. Is there a double standard?

well nylz and I are bumping them lol

I hear ya baddog, but we had some fun at the mansion and alot of people didn't get a chance to see those threads (see replies since they were bumped today) so it's nice to bring them back up

in the mean time, I have plenty of valid biz related posts on the board now and I am doing many things with a lot of gfyer's out there that wouldn't be possible if this was just a 9-5, but I respect your opinion and I will get you a teenhitchiker to give you directions around at the phoenix forum

[baddog]

Originally Posted by Ramos

but I respect your opinion and I will get you a teenhitchiker to give you directions around at the phoenix forum

Between you and Martina Warren I am going to be a very busy guy I think.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by Ramos

well nylz and I are bumping them lol

FYI, I did notice Nylz participating as well . . . but he isn't an employee, so it would not really make sense to ask if he should be held to a higher standard than a klik rev whore. If it had been a non-employee I probably would have directed the question to them in not as diplomatic a manner.

[Ramos]

Originally Posted by baddog

FYI, I did notice Nylz participating as well . . . but he isn't an employee,

Nylz is on the payroll....

we bring him out with us because he always attracts the finest women wherever we go, and it works out great for us because Nylz is gay and leaves all the ladies to us..

[TexasDreams]

Originally Posted by Ramos

I don't get it

Mainly because it pisses Lensman off.

To the point that I am developing code to prevent it.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Mainly because it pisses Lensman off.

To the point that I am developing code to prevent it.

Well, that would be another reason I guess.

[reynold]

...because the topic is not of great significance anymore... actually, i odnt see anything wrong with bumping old threads. when you think of it, those who are pissed of with bumped thread are the same people who replies at that thread.

at the end of the day, it is still the post count that matters.

[jjjay]

Originally Posted by pornguy

They usually dont have any relevancy anymore. At least not some that are bumped. Not the big boob ones, or the like are ok!

yup. it's pretty difficult to continue a conversation that's been dead for months, if not years. interesting sometimes though to see old subjects and chats, but again they're rarely relevant and get pushed down by the new stuff

[baddog]

Originally Posted by reynold

at the end of the day, it is still the post count that matters.

nah, it is all about the views

[baddog]

Originally Posted by jjjay

yup. it's pretty difficult to continue a conversation that's been dead for months, if not years. interesting sometimes though to see old subjects and chats, but again they're rarely relevant and get pushed down by the new stuff

I don't think the problem is the old getting pushed down by the new, but rather the new getting pushed down by the old

[Ramos]

Originally Posted by baddog

I don't think the problem is the old getting pushed down by the new, but rather the new getting pushed down by the old

bump lol

goodnight

[TDF]

an employee who doesnt get it..whoda thunk it?

[StickyGreen]

i'm gonna bump this thread in 2008...

[baddog]

Originally Posted by StickyGreen

i'm gonna bump this thread in 2008...

Texas Dreams will probably have that script installed by then.

[Fizzgig]

Usually it's not a problem, but sometimes people go crazy with it.

[G-Rotica]

To me it depends on what the threead is about. If it's some useful information, by all means bump it. But if it's old resolved drama, let it die.

[Ramos]

Originally Posted by TDF

an employee who doesnt get it..whoda thunk it?

Oh I get it

[sfera]

bump old trhead brings up old drama mostly

[King Adam]

I don't see a problem with bumping old threads if they are business related. The problem is there are so many stupid threads started these days that all the good biz ones sometimes get washed out by all the wasted posters and threads. One needs to bump their biz thread in order to get other webmasters to see what they are doing or offering.

But bumping drama threads or threads about politics/religion .. well that is a complete waste of time and those bumps are what make things worse.

[u-Bob]

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

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ok, now I see it... you can only bump old threads when there's not enough 'fresh' drama.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by u-Bob

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ok, now I see it... you can only bump old threads when there's not enough 'fresh' drama.

precisely

[Kevsh]

This thread will be bumped for the next 2 years, count on it

[Gianna_CECash]

Originally Posted by flogthelog

i love old threads getting bumped, plus i i love it more if they are photo ones, cause i missed alot of them when they where first posted

Those photo threads were great

[Rui]

Its one thing to bump threads that fit into today's business discussions / industry, and of course let people know its bumped...

Bumping stupid whoring threads and not even let know its bumped = bad


just my 0.0002hahaha8364;

[Ramos]

Originally Posted by Gianna_SPACash

Those photo threads were great

[SmokeyTheBear]

i thought a mod once said bumping old threads caused the server to increase its load

[AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE]

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

Mainly because it pisses Lensman off.

To the point that I am developing code to prevent it.

Code to prevent bumping old threads>?

Yet another stupid TexasDream idea...

[pindilly]

it is a matter of importance and the person i believe... acceptable posts should be bumped when a majority need the past info, or posting the old thread into a new post

[reynold]

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

i thought a mod once said bumping old threads caused the server to increase its load

I am not aware of this

[elitetec]

Probably because they are old

[Ramos]

Originally Posted by elitetec

Probably because they are old

bump

[ichauch]

Sex Guide
Necrophilia for Boneheads
by Theoderich and The Pixel Fairy

I: Introduction

Very few text files have been written regarding the sexual tendencies and practices of necrophiliacs. While most people would prefer to believe that we do not exist we most certainly do as is obvious to anyone who visits a cemetery during our nightly rampages. Necrophiliacs prefer to go about their business alone; sharing is not a part of this alternative lifestyle as the corpse usually wears out fairly quickly. This is not to say that the occasional orgy involving four or five necrophiliacs and about a dozen or so corpses does not occur, but it is very rare. In this file I will describe common (and some uncommon) techniques which necrophiliacs use to gain satisfaction from their stiff partners. Hopefully these vivid descriptions will encourage you to go out to your local cemetery and to join our ranks!

II: Finding a Partner

Finding a partner for your necrophiliac activities is definitely the hardest part. You not only have to gain access to the corpse but you also have to find one which suits your tastes. Granted, some necrophiliacs would screw roadkill if given the chance but most of us are more discriminating. Your chances depend upon where you pick up your date. If you have access to a morgue it would definitely be your best bet as the corpses there are usually the freshest and have not yet been treated for burial. They may be a bit chilly because they've been lying in the meat locker for days but that really shouldn't make a big difference to the determined necrophiliac. Cemeteries are a bit harder to deal with as finding a screwable corpse is harder to do. However, if you know how to interpret signs this shouldn't be a problem. If a grave consists of a mound of fresh dirt and is covered with flowers, chances are that the stiff hasn't been laying here for too long. Rotting flowers on the mound usually hint to the state of the corpse as well. Some people are exclusively into 'porking the bone', i.e. sex with skeletons. In this case you can dig up almost any grave and hope that the inhabitant hasn't yet disintegrated into dust. Try to scope out a fairly secluded cemetery for your passions unless you like a sense of danger to go along with the sex. Having anyone catch you in the act is NOT fun, and if you're picked up by a cop chances are that you won't be able to screw anything but Bubba behind bars for the next few decades. People are generally not understanding of the necrophiliac lifestyle, so it will probably be a long time before we can come out of the closet.

III: Preparation

Depending upon where you are at this point you'll have either a little or a lot of work to do. The person in the morgue will obviously have to do little more than to open the locker, pull the corpse out and bang away. If you're one of the cemetery people you'll have more work to do. An experienced necrophiliac is always equipped with the bare essentials: a shovel, Vaseline and a box of rubbers. Why the shovel is needed should be obvious, but if the ground is hard then you might need more equipment to dig up your date. Vaseline is used to loosen the corpse up a bit. This makes it less likely for a body part to break off while you're having fun and it also prevents your mantool from becoming too irritated while screwing the dried out pussy. The BOX of condoms is used to play it safe; no necrophiliac should be without it. You never know which STDs your partner had during his/her lifetime, and believe me, it doesn't get any better after the person dies. You can put on more than one rubber for extra protection if it is warranted, but screwing a corpse without protection is just plain stupid unless you want to be the next date for a necrophiliac. If you're in a cemetery try to drag the corpse out of the grave and behind a bush or to another secluded place. Pumping away in the grave may seem more convenient, but it's a severe disadvantage to you if you need to take off in a hurry. Sometimes the corpse is too fragile to be moved; in that case make it fast. Or just break off the head, hand or lower torso and take it with you for added convenience.

Note from the pixel fairy: This is where i must warn you! Vaseline dissolves latex, meaning it will eat through your or dead-boy's condom. Use KY Jelly or anything else that's not oil-based.

Part IV: Techniques


So now you've got a stiff lying seductively in front of you, but you have no idea how to start. How you proceed from this point onward really depends upon what kind of person you are. The corpse will last longer if you treat it gently and with care, but if you prefer to go all out you'll probably receive greater satisfaction. There are many differences between screwing a live and a dead person which one needs to be aware of. Firstly, a corpse will never tell you to get off of it if you're being a bit rough and it will never complain no matter what kinky sexual practices you use it for. Screwing a corpse is also much more predictable because you can raise an arm, leg or whatever and it will still be in that position when you reach for it again. Take the arms and gently lock them in an embrace behind your back, or spread the legs to make sex a bit easier. If you want a great blowjob then lubricate your partner's mouth, lock it to your preferred width, insert and go for it. Although there's no tongue stimulation it's still worthwhile, and it's also safer than conventional sex. Corpses can also be recycled if treated properly. If you're a proficient embalmer you can keep a corpse for over five years if it has been properly embalmed. That's free sex whenever you want it! You naturally don't want to be too rough with an embalmed corpse though as they are more fragile. One final advantage of screwing corpses is that they are always in abundance. Based upon your sexual preferences you can designate a cemetery or a morgue as your territory and always find fresh partners to screw. Plus you don't have to resort to cheesy pickup lines or spend all your money in order to get a date. necrophiliac is a passion which is cheaply satisfied.

Note from the pixel fairy: Necrophilia is not so cheaply enjoyed unless you already have such direct access.

V. Conclusion

I hope that this text file will encourage you to go out and try necrophilia. Not many people do it, but that's precisely what makes it so much fun; it makes you feel special! If no living person would touch you with a 10 foot pole then try having sex with a corpse! Some of them are real beauties and it's an experience you'll never forget. There is no greater experience for a virgin than having his/her virginity taken by a corpse. Anyways, have fun and if you have any experiences you'd like to share then by all means do! Maybe necrophilia will enter the mainstream because of your efforts.

If you are having a hard time finding a suitable partner you can go and dig old threads up.